Myth-talia
By: kaikanbutterfly
KAIKANBUTTERFLY DOES NOT OWN HETALIA AXIS POWERS OR MYTHBUSTERS. IF I DID, ALL OF THE MALE COUNTRIES WOULD PREFORM ALL THE LESS DANGEROUS EXPERIMENTS WHILE SHIRTLESS *DROOLS*. AND NOW THAT I HAVE IMPLANTED THAT IMAGE IN YOUR HEADS, ON WITH THE STORY!
It all started with America suffering from a sudden case of severe insomnia. He couldn't sleep to save the world, so he decided to watch television. He channel surfed until he came across a commercial with grown men running around with diapers on the outside of their pants! America stopped flipping the channels and sat dumbfounded. "What the fuck is this shit?" ,he said, while wrinkling his nose. The show came on and announced "THIS TIME ON MYTHBUSTERS: JAMIE AND ADAM FIND OUT IF A CELL PHONE CAN REALLY BLOW UP A GAS STATION!".America laughed throughout the entire episode. He stuck around through the next episode and then the next, all the way through a ten hour marathon. He was hooked and wanted to share this amazing show with the world! So his sleep deprived mind began to formulate a plan, and boy was it one heck of an idea. The only problem was the other countries. Would they go for it?….
There, if you could believe it, peace on Earth. Or at least in the conference room. It was just quiet chatter and sipping drinks. Even Germany was calm, sipping his coffee and having an interesting debate about politics with China. If only the peace would last. A loud raucous noise filled the room causing everyone to jump. Half the room had spit and spilt drinks on themselves and others, the other half just ducked under the table. Just in case. Russia meanwhile managed to stab his finger with one of his knitting needles. After the awful noise died, America appeared and struck a somewhat heroic pose and announced "LADIES AND GENTLE-DUDES: WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO HAVE WORLD PEACE! I SAW AN AMAZING SHOW LAST NIGHT AND IT GAVE ME A COOL IDEA!" America dropped his voice. "Look we know there are hundreds of stereotypes about or people. Well last night I found a show called Mythbusters. They go around and test out urban legends to see if they are true or not. I think that they could help us, by testing out the stereotypes on us." England groaned. "Don't. Please just don't!" America grinned like an idiot. "Dude I already did!"Everyone stopped and looked as a group of five people walked into the room lead by a stout man sporting a black beret.
A/N: YEP IT HAS HAPPENED. I JUST CAN'T BELIVE THAT IT TOOK THIS LONG. AND YES I WAS SUFFERING FROM INSOMNIA AND WATCHED TEN HOUR MARATHON OF MYTHBUSTERS. THIS IS MY INSANITY IN WORD FORM. ALSO DOES ANYONE THINK I SHOULD MARK THIS AS AU? I'M NOT SURE . OH WELL I'LL EDIT IT IF NEED BE. SO SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!
kaikanbutterfly