Devastating Ambition
Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto
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It was horrible cloudy day in Konoha. Nothing good could happen today. Naruto woke up and dressed making his way to Ichiraku's shop to eat a healthy amount of ramen. The day didn't begin quite nice but the ramen could change it.
He got at the shop, took his normal seat and shouted happily. "Old man! Please bring me a big bowl of ramen! I am hungry!"
"Ohh boy! You are always hungry!" said Ichiraku from the back of the shop
"I am growing here!"
"You are 17! How much do you plan on growing?"
Naruto put his pouty face and said through greeted teeth. "I have a 'special meetin' today! New recruits…I have to be strong!"
"Ok, ramen's coming in a minute! Yashin! Bring him a big bowl of ramen for the forever-hungry boy!"
"Hai!"
Naruto was thinking deeply "Since when his wife's name is Yashin? Doesn't matter, I am hungry here!"
"Here is your ramen!" a girl he had never seen before said smiling. She was quite nice, with short brown curly hair and hazel eyes, with a thin upper lip. She seemed…sweet. Until she opened her mouth.
"Are you eating today? I have things to do and places to go!"
"This is no way you are treating a very old client!" Naruto said crossed.
"Where is your beard, old man?" the girl said mockingly.
"Naruto, what is going on in there?"
"Nothing old man! Just an arrogant girl!"
"I beg you pardon? You brat!" Yashin said and took the ramen bowl and poured it on Naruto's hair. He was soaked in ramen…"This is for brats!" she said angry.
Ichiraku came and saw the scene. "What is going on in here? Yashin!"
"Well…" on a shaky tone…her attitude turned 180 degrees around. "Is she a schizophrenic? She just…ah, loss of time…" Naruto thought. "I am leaving! That's it….Goodbye old man! And good luck with the troublemaker!
"Hey!" she shouted from behind as he was leaving the shop.
"This is your first warning! Careful!"
"I have to go to the meeting now…I will stay more tonight, in the second shift…"
"Ok, troublemaker, go where you have to!"
Yashin pouted and took off from the ramen shop. She had to meet with the new sensei.
Naruto and Sakura were waiting in the woods at the training place. Both of them were wondering who was this new recruit. Sakura was fantasizing continuously.
"Do you think is a girl? If is a girl we will, no we must be best friends! We will dress nicely, arrange our hair in the same way and talk about boys…"
"Uhhh, yeah…"
"But what if is a boy? Should be replacing Sasuke! Yeah, a boy…! A beautiful boy, tall, toned boy, with beautiful eyes and wavy hair, yeah soft beautiful hair, and black! Or red…! Yeah, a cutie!"
Naruto's face was epic, a what-the-fuck figure mixed with my-team-mate-is loosing-her-sanity. He was just seeing either a boy or a girl, nothing more. Maybe a beautiful girl, he wouldn't mind it…
There passed several minutes, almost…2 hours! Seriously, what was their sensei doing? He was so late, he never did that…ok he was always a bit late, but not like this. Sakura was still in her world and Naruto was beginning to search for a weapon or a shelter for Sakura's explosion…Naruto surrendered, laying on his back and closing his eyes and trying to sleep a little…
All of a sudden, a familiar voice could be heard. "Kids! I brought your new team mate!" trying to look enthusiastic.
"Sensei what took you so…" they both froze. Sakura was disappointed and Naruto…well Naruto was almost having a heart attack. The same girl from the ramen shop was staying right in front of him…
Yashin's face was blank. She just saw the guy from the shop, which she so nicely topped with ramen…It didn't look good, the situation was somewhat…tense…"
"Y-You! The troublemaker!" he shouted crossed to death.
"Ah, you seem to know each other!" Kakashi said happily, thinking of a friendly relationship, not death match.
"Sorta…." Yashin said quite panicked. She would eventually loose her cool and burst into a I-have-no-idea-what-to-do state…
"Well, lets begin. She is Yashin Kaimetsu and as you can see, she is your new team mate!"
"Hi! I am Sakura Haruno! Pleased to meet you! Hope we'll get along well!"
In Yashin's mind was something like "Yup, girl with pink hair, stupid attitude, hope we won't get along…" she thought scared. "Yeah, I think we'll get along so well…!" with a high pitched voice, not quite believing what she was saying.
Naruto was stuck. Kakashi took it upon himself to present Naruto since he was absent…"And he is Naruto Uzumaki, as you probably know." And he nudged him.
"Yeah…" Naruto said waking from his trance.
"We haven't had honour yet!" she said cocky.
There was silence for a few moments. "This ain't going well, they don't get along well…" thought Kakashi. "I am planning to make her my best friend, she seem perfect for that. And at my wedding, she'll be bridesmaid and…" Sakura still on other planet…"Ohhhhhhhhh…NOOOOOOOOO! Why of all people in this world, why HER?! Why me?! She is arrogant, stupid and schizophrenic! Naruto commented for himself.
She was watching them watching her…"Ok…The sensei is fine, I mean quite ok, yet, the Pinky Girl doesn't seem very dangerous…AND HIIIIIIMMM…WHY GOD? WHY HIM?" she was screaming to herself exasperated…"It seems I didn't find the right person to play though with…I'll have a terrible life…" sighing.
"Sooo…" Kakashi broke the silence "…Should we go for a bowl of ramen? I pay! I know the best ramen shop in Konoha and I think Ichiraku would be very happy to see us all!" he said shining with joy. Everybody agreed not quite sharing his joy…
They were walking along the streets to the shop. Naruto was watching Yashin silently…"Big head, small shoulders, breasts, not quite breasts…can she possibly be a man? Yashin…man name…works…but where's Adam's Apple? Maybe she's done plastic surgery…twisted legs…ah, not only the legs. Her arms look like ramen…yuy…"
"Why are you all so silent? Naruto are you dead? You were talking all the time…or, you like her?" said Kakashi shamelessly.
"What? Me? Her? Sensei! How can you say such a thing! Never!"
"This is the first step…Firstly you hate her, then she becomes cute, and then your wife! And kids!" he continued mockingly.
"WHAT?" Yashin shouted flabbergasted.
"Ok, ok, you'll see one day! I am never wrong!"
"Would you like us to remind you of your prediction with our mission in the Village Hidden by the Mist?"
"Oh! You always have to keep the evidence!"
"Sensei, let them be. As long as she is my friend, Naruto wouldn't dare lay a finger on her! UNDERSTOOD?" she said to Naruto.
"Yeah! Told ya! I don't like her! I HATE HER! Got it? H-A-T-E."
"Me too…" Yashin said trying to hide her growing anger. "Besides, he's not good-looking! I like smart guys, not annoying kids!"
"Annoying uh? Who says…"
"Do you always have to reply?"
"Do you always have to be such a bitch?"
"Bitch! You don't even know me!"
"I don't need to neither want to!"
"Do you think I care what you want?"
"I don't know what you want cause I definitely don't want to know you!"
"OK! Everybody quite! I can't read!" said Kakashi.
Sakura approached her slowly and whispered to Yashin. "Keep calm. Sensei always reads when the atmosphere heats up. Is his excuse. And 'bout Naruto, I can HELP you with him, if you know what I mean…"
"Yeah, thanks, but I know how to handle OXEN!"
"Ox uh? Do I look like one?"
"You're right, oxen are smarter than you!"
"Sensei! Shut her up!"
"Uh? Yeah, yeah! I'm listening!"
"I don't need you to listen, I need you to stop her! Or I will stop her!"
"Is that a threatening?"
"No, not yet…"
"Should I be afraid, Boogeyman?"
"I told you, not yet…" he said approaching her dangerously.
They finally arrived at the ramen shop and sat down. Kakashi ordered for everyone and silence fell again.
"So, where are you from Yashin?" Kakashi once again broke the silence.
"I moved with my family when I was little. I don't remember from where." Everybody was watching her, not believing it so easy. It sounded strange. "My dad is working all the time, mom is very busy with I don't know what and I stay most of the time with my grandma." She said emotionlessly.
"Aha, where do you live…?
"In the outskirts of the town. Is quite nice…!" she said high pitched.
"Oh, right, the ramen arrived!"
Ichiraku came with the bowls. "Oh, Yashin! This is your team! Wow!" Ichiraku remained stuck for a second. How could this possibly happen?
"Yeah, right."
"You don't need to come tonight…"
"Where to come?" Naruto's mind was already flying far away…"Is he cheating on his wife? With her?"
"To work, what were you thinking silly?"
Kakashi almost choked with the food, imagining what was in Naruto's head. "Naruto, is not polite to think such of you new team mate!" and with this, everybody realised what Naruto truly meant!
"Pervert!" Yashin yelled. She was blushing, it was so embarrassing…
"You animal! When I lay my hands on you, you will be dead!" Sakura shouted.
"This wouldn't have happened if I just remained silent…"
All of a sudden, it started raining heavily. Nobody could go out now… it was perfect…Naruto was arguing continuously, Sakura was ready to kill him, Kakashi regretted bringing them there and Yashin was caught there for a long period of time. Rain in Konoha wasn't short…
"I think I have to go!" and from the background a thunder just made itself heard. "It is not raining that bad!" she wasn't believing it.
"Hope you get hit my a flash!" Naruto said mischievously.
"Hope you choke and die!" she said and turned to leave…
After Yashin left Naruto yelled happily. "Finally! She's gone! Hope this is just a dream!"
Hy! This is Irina's Fantasies, I hope you enjoyed this beginning! Yashin means Ambition and Kaimetsu means devastating. Follow to see what will they do! Reviews are always welcomed!