Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, nor the Naruto characters.
AN: I hope you enjoy it.
A Naruto Chibi Party: Part 1
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Naruto: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I'm heaving a party!
(knock knock)
Naruto: Yay!
(skips to the door and opens it)
Sasuke: ...Hey...
(sakura clings to sasuke's right arm)
Sakura: My date and I are here!
(pushes sakura's head into the door)
Sasuke: Stalker...
(sasuke walks in)
Sakura: Oh, my darling you play too much, but I still love you!
(sakura bleeds from her forehead)
Naruto: Sakura you even look pretty with blood sliding down your face!
Sakura: NARUTO YOU'RE SO ANN--
(neji pushes sakura out the way as he walks in with ten-ten, lee, hinata, kiba, shino, gaara, temari, and kankuro)
Neji: Get out of the way Barbie.
Sakura: YOU ASSHOLE!
Hinata: N-Neji-Niisan & S-Sakura-San please c-calm down...
Sakura: Stay out of this you stuttering, pupiless, mouse!
(hinata's left eye twitches as she grabs sakura by her shirt)
Hinata: Listen bitch I'll go Hyuuga-Style on your ass! Fuck with me again, and you'll regret it! You fucking got that? You bitchass Barbie!
(hinata tosses sakura aside)
Lee: Geez, that was out of character...
(runs over to hinata)
Sasuke: You have a great amount of darkness dwelling within you...Be mine, and we'll go to Emo concerts together, and cut ourselves under the moonlite nights...
(hinata looks over at naruto)
Hinata: No thanks...
Sasuke: B-But no girl can deny my sex appeal! Ah! That's it! you're a man!
(sasuke rips open hinata's jacket)
Naruto: Hinata...
(naruto nose bleed)
Neji: You...
(neji nose bleed)
Shino: Don't...
(shino nose bleed)
Kiba: Wear...
(kiba nose bleed)
Sasuke: Shirts...
(sasuke nose bleed)
Lee: Nor...
(lee nose bleed)
Gaara: Bras...
(gaara nose bleed)
Kankuro: ...Nice...
(temari, tenten, and sakura looks at their chest then at hinata's)
Temari, Sakura, TenTen: Show off...
(ino burst through the door while dragging shikamaru, choji stuffs his face as he walks in after them)
Ino: We're here what did we m--
(ino, shikamaru, and choji all gasps)
Shikamaru: How troublesome we've missed the first half of the show...
(shikamaru and choji nose bleed)
Temari: Nooooooooooooooooo! Shika-kun don't look! Don't look!
(temari stands infront of shikamaru and flashes him)
Choji: Heh, nice...but Hinata's are like D's, you're are like C's...
Ino: O-Oh my--
(ino leaps at hinata, and snuggles her torso as she nose bleed)
Ino: --God! You're so hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooott!
(hinata blushes at she moves away, and zips her jacket)
Hinata: P-Please lets forget about that...P-Please?
Everyone: Sure.
(Everyone just lied)
Naruto: Okay lets kick everything off with spin the bottle! Everyone in a circle! Everyone in a circle!
(everyone sits down)
Sasuke: Oh! Oh! I'll go first!
(sasuke spins the bottle)
Sasuke: 'Please land on Hinata!'
(bottle lands on sakura)
Sasuke: Fuck!
Sakura: You mean fuck yeah!
(sakura leans in for a kiss)
Sasuke: I'll rather kiss Orochimaru than kiss you...
(everyone looks at him)
Sasuke: Fine...
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(knock knock)
Orochimaru: Whoooooooose there?!
Sasuke: Me...
(orochimaru giggles)
Orochimaru: Me who?!
Sasuke: Just open up the fucking door!
(orochimaru opens the door, and sees sasuke standing by naruto)
Orochimaru: Back so soon?
(sasuke kisses orochimaru then runs off crying along with naruto)
Orochimaru: HeeeeeHeeee!
(Orochimaru starts doing the moonwalk, and laughing like michael jackson)
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Neji: Did he do it?
(sasuke and naruto sits down)
Naruto: Yeah! It was so nasty!
Lee: YOSH! THE HANDSOME GREEN DEVIL OF THE LEAF SHALL GO NEXT!
(lee does his nice guy pose, and his teeth sparkles)
Neji: Just spin...
(lee spins the bottle, and it lands on gaara)
Gaara: Don't---Even---Think---About---It...
Lee: But the bottle told me too!
(gaara glares)
Gaara: If you kiss me, I'll make sure you'll(beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) and (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep), then I'll carve (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
(everyone freezes with their mouthes open)
Sakura: EEEEEEW GAARA!
Gaara: Only stated that I'll make sure he'll never be able to have babies...
Sakura: But you made it sound nasty!
Hinata: I-I'll go next...
(hinata spins)
Hinata: 'Please land on Narut-Kun! Please land on Naruto-Kun! If you do land on Naruto-Kun I promise I won't use my byakugan to look underneath Naruto-Kun's clothes anymore!'
(bottle lands on naruto)
Hinata: 'Yay!'
(bottle suddenly rolls some more, and lands on gaara)
Neji: YOU JUST MOVED THE BOTTLE WITH YOUR FREAKY SAND!
Gaara: Can you prove it?
(neji frowns)
Neji: No...Not really...
Gaara: Then shut the fuck up...
(Gaara uses his sand to pull Hinata over to him)
Hinata: 'Well at least I can still use my byakugan to look underneath his clothes'
(gaara softly captures her lips)
(hinata softly moans)
(everyone watches, as neji wishes he was gaara)
Gaara: Aaaaaaaaaah Hinata...
(gaara makes a fort)
(gaara and hinata giggles)
Sasuke: Hey, no fair!
Neji: Yeah, you're hogging Hinata!
(soft gasps and moans can be heard)
(everyone glares at the fort)
(6 hours later)
(gaara removes the fort)
(everyone glares)
Gaara: We were only talking...
Naruto: Like hell you were!
Hinata: W-We were talking in morse code.
Naruto: I don't believe it!
(everyone gasps)
Everyone: It's a fucking miracle!
To Be Continued
AN: I really hoped you like it. I like the way it came out. I hope you do too. I hope you read & review.
Hugs & Kisses
From
The Beautiful But Deadly Kunoichi Nimiko (blows a kiss, and gives a wink)