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Just a little something The Queen Of Sin (Joey) sent me to keep me un-bored while I think of ideas for WDLAC. Enjoy!
"Gil?"
"Mmm?"
"Can I ask you something?"
"You mean other than asking if you could ask me something? Ow!" he rubbed the spot where Sara had just hit him on his arm.
"Well stop being a smart ass then."
"Yes dear."
"That's better." She grinned.
"So what did you want to ask me then?"
"Nothing, it doesn't matter."
"No, come on, ask away."
"Well, I was just wondering something, but it doesn't matter."
"You can't say 'It doesn't matter' it makes men think all sorts of things." He poked her shoulder. "Come on."
"Alright, fine." She turned slightly to face him. "I was just wondering…"
"Yes?"
"Howdidyouloseyourvirginity?" she said quickly.
"Pardon me?"
Sara rolled her eyes. "I said, how did you lose your virginity?"
Grissom gaped at her. "Oh I am so not telling you that."
"Why the hell not?"
"We're in public for one!" he hissed.
"Gil, we're sat under a tree next to a secluded lake in Golden Gate Park at half past seven in the morning, where the hell's the public?" she gestured around the completely deserted area they were sat in.
"Well I'm still not telling." He said, digging her in the ribs.
"Oh come on! You're the one that pushed me to ask you. Was it that bad? Or was it so good you're scared I'll get jealous?"
He shot her a sarcastic grin. "It was just like every teenagers first time, it was awkward, it was messy…and it was in a bread mill."
Sara stared at him. "You're yanking my chain."
"Hey, you asked me to tell, and I'm telling, now either shut up and listen or I'll stop."
"Alright, I'm sorry, please continue." She kissed his chin.
"Right, well," he paused for a second before continuing "it was about a week after my eighteenth birthday with my girlfriend at the time, Kayla Shaw. Her dad owned a bread mill so she thought it'd be 'fun' to have our first time there. We'd been talking about it for a few weeks but she was four months older than me and I wanted to wait until I was of age." he stopped for breath.
"Sensible." Sara mumbled.
"That's what I thought. So, on the night, she takes me up to the top floor of the mill where the flour dispenser thing was and, well, we started fooling around and then, when we finally started doing it, we must have pressed a button or something because all of a sudden the floor gave out and we wound up in a big container of bread mix, buck naked and a ton of flour on our heads."
Sara looked at him for a moment before bursting into a fit of giggles, tears streaming from her eyes. Grissom tutted and pushed her so she rolled over his legs onto the grass next to them, still laughing.
"Oh my God! I'm sorry." She hiccupped, sitting up straight and wiping her eyes.
"You quite finished?" Grissom smirked.
"Yes, sorry." She coughed. "So what happened after that?" she moved back between his legs and settled against his chest.
"Well by that time, technically I wasn't a virgin anymore, so Kayla offered to take me back to her house so we could 'get cleaned up'. Then we finished where we'd left off. The rest, as they say, is history."
"So, when you said it wasn't bad…"
"It was a complete and utter lie, yeah." He kissed her on top of her head and rested his head on the tree trunk with his eyes closed.
"It's interesting though." Sara mumbled.
"Well not many people can say they've lost their virginity in a bread mill." Grissom chuckled.
"No not that," Sara said. "I meant, well, you lost your virginity in a bread mill, and I've got a bun in the oven. It's kinda trippy." She shrugged nonchalantly as Grissom's head jerked up.
The End