Author's Note: I promised my friend Adriana (AdrianaDragonSorceress) that I'd write a Robin Hood/Harry Potter/Twilight crossover fic. And since she was really cool and let me be in her story, this chapter is dedicated to her. This fic is a lot darker and more violent than No Place Feels Like Home, so expect some bloodspill.

Iris Savanna Laurelin Nightbourne deFalco was in Gryffindor. She shared a dorm with Hermione, Lavender, Parvati and a girl named Fay Dunbar who's not in the books but you can read her profile on HP Wiki. Now they were having potions with professor Snape.

Suddenly the door to the potions dungeon was bust down with a blam. In came a short man who was bald with a beard and a gold tooth.

"I am the Sheriff of Nottingham!" he said comandeeringly. "I demand that you all come to the Great Hall ASAP to hear my speech."

"I'm the teacher here!" Snape said menacingly. He was giving the sheriff evil eyes for interrupting his lecture.

"Um, well OK," said the sheriff. "Come to the Great Hall as soon as you've finished teaching your stupid potions class then! Or you shall hang."

Snape gnrrfed and went back to teaching.

In the GH (for short) all the students were sitting on their chairs while the Sheriff got up on the table so everyone could see him.

"Dear students!" said the sheriff with a wide smile. "I am your new head master!"

"WHAT?" all the students shouted, "Where is Dumbledore?"

"He had to take a little vacation," the sheriff said and laughed evilly. "Now there will be some new rules in this school! First: Gryffindor house is now illegal, and all students are expelled. Instead we will have Nottingham house, whree I will be Head of house."

"Oh no!" said Irish. "We've been expelled!"

They all looked at each other in shock.

"Second," said the sheriff, "Severus Snape is fired from Slytherin for objecting to my superiority. The new Head of Slytherin is Sir Guy of Gisbourne."

A tall and very muscular guy (no pun intended) with long black hair, a tight black leather suit, spurred boots and lots of emo GUYliner stood up and took a bow.

"New rule for Slytherin," said Guy, "is that all purebloods go there no matter what. If anyone from Gryffindor are true blood and want to transfer, we can arrange that." he said with a smirk. "

Three," said the sheriff, "My word is the law and nobody may disobey me or ask stupid questions. Do it once, and your expelled, do it twice, and it'll be your head."

"But sheriff," said Edward, "How can we ask a second question if we're expelled already?"

"SILENCE!" shouted the sheriff. And then Edward got expelled.

All the Gryffindors walked sadly out of the castle, while Guy was chasing them with a whip.

"This sucks," said Harry. "We should go to the Minister of Magic. The sheriff can't just do this just because he's head master."

They summoned some Thestrals and flew to London to see Cornelious Fugde. When they came into his office, he wasn't there but Voldemort was sitting at his desk.

"We damend to speek to Minster Fudge!" Iris demaned. "The new Head Master of Hogwarts has fired all the Gryffindors and expelled professor Snape and Edward!"

"HAHAHA!" Voldemort laughed cruelly. "I told him to do it. It's me who's minister of magic now, so screw you."

They took the phonebox up to London again, and shuffled down the street.

"We gotta do something," Iris said. "We can't just let Voldemort and that hillbilly sheriff destroy Hogwarts!"

"Yeah, but what?" said Harry. "Listen guys, we need to find Dumbledore. He'll know what to do."

"Pstt, over here!" said a voice. They turned to see the head of a hipster boy with a beard and Justin Bieber hair poking up from a manhole.

"My name is Robin Hood. I'll take you to Dumbledore."

They climbred down into the personhole, and instead of the sewer they were in an underground cave.

"Follow me," said Robin, and they came out into the forest where there was a small village hidden. Dumbledore was in one of the houses with McGonagle, Lupin, Tonks and Sirius.

"Dumbledore, we need to do something about Voldemort!" Harry said. "He's found a horrible dude to be the new head master, and I think they're going to teach dark art."

"That's disgusting!" said Dumbledore."But we are going to recruit new members to the Order of the Phoenix. I accioed the sorting hat before I left. Now we're going to have a sorting ceremony."

"Robin Hood," said the hat.

Robin sat down on a chair, and Dumbledore pulled the hat down on his head.

"GRYFFINDOR!" said the hat.

McGonagle was pleased.

"Will Scarlet," said the hat, "GRYFFINDOR!"

Next up was a short bloke with a goatee.

"Allan Dale," called the hat, "SLYTHERIN!"

Everyone looked at Allan like "oh shit".

"Much Miller," said the hat, "HUFFLEPUFF!"

Little John didn't get sorted because he was too old.

"OKAY!" said Dumbledore proudly. "We are ready to go and take back Hogwarts!"