The day in Thunderclan was amazing. The kits were chugging AMP and Monster. Warriors were lazing around, eating ice cream or cake. They were watching TV and listening to iPods. Watching movies or playing DDR in the arcade. Trying to beat Kingdom Hearts II or searching for fanfics. The dreamy stupor was interrupted rather harshly by:

Firestar: LEAFPOOL!!!!!!

Leafpool runs out of the small doctor's tent holding a bag of medical supplies and is wearing a white nurse outfit with a red cross on it, up the big ramp, and bursts into Firestar's amazingly HUGE mansion.

Leafpool: Yes, Lord Firestar, what's wrong? Did you get a hernia? Do you need medication? Let me get it!

Firestar: Dammit Leafpool, I'm in here! (Calls from other room)

Leafpool: (still standing in the foyer) Oh. (Runs to the next room)

Firestar: (Has his paw stuck in a hole in the wal)

Leafpool: Uhh, Lord Firestar why is your paw in a hole?

Firestar: Some damn mouse took my cheese!!

Leafpool stared at him.

Leafpool: What the hell is cheese?

Firestar: JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BUST A LUNG YELLING AT PEOPLE!! (Starts coughing from yelling so much.)

Leafpool: Let me get your medicine.

Firestar: N-No! Riverclan fuckin' took it! You must get it back! Get back my cookies! (NOT WHAT YOU THINK YOU PERVERTS!!)

Leafpool: Me? No! I can't, Lord Firestar! I'd lose my head! (Puts her paws over her head)

Firestar: Fine, Squirrelflight then.

Leafpool: (Sighs with relief and puts a hand to her chest) Phew

Firestar: I've been stuck here too long, Leafpool!

Leafpool: I'll go get some soap and water to get you out. (Starts to leave when-)

Firestar: WAIT!! I didn't mean that!

Leafpool: Oh then what-oh dammit!! (Runs to the front door) SQUIRRELFLIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! (She screams)

Squirrelflight appears from the wine cellar, holding a glass, and wearing a very low cut mini-dress. She looks up at Leafpool who's waving her paws in the air like mad. She sighs and goes up the ramp (almost falling) and inside.

Squirrelflight: Whaat? (Drinks more wine)

Leafpool: It's Lord Firestar! He's about to die!

Squirrelflight: (Does a spit take all over Leafpool) Lord Firestar's about to WHAT?! (The last word is a screech that breaks the vase behind her)

Leafpool: (Is already back in the room)

Squirrelflight: (Runs in, skids on the rug, tears the side of her dress on a table, and smashes her forehead into the wall) Thank you, please come again! (Collapses)

Leafpool: Squirrelflight!!

Firestar: Dammit Leafpool pay attention! Squirrelflight's fine! (Reaches up with paw that isn't stuck and pulls Leafpool's face down level with his) I need you to look after this clan as the head doctor!

Leafpool: (Is kneeling next to Firestar) I can't do that, Lord Firestar!

Firestar: Dammit you can!

He shook her face before his eyes rolled backwards and he fell to the ground as the spirit appeared next to him.

Leafpool: (Starts sobbing her eyes out)

Firestar: Damn, and I wanted to go at it with Sandstorm some more! Ah well, see ya Leafpool! (Tries to float through the ceiling) CLUNK! Ow! (Jumps through the window and leaves Leafpool crying on the ground)