FUN WITH ALICE
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Twlight. No, I don't own the Cullens. No, I don't own Bella. Yes, I dream about all of the above.
Note: A short little oneshot featuring Jasper and Alice. I hope you enjoy it!
I watched Alice in alarm as she moved towards me. Her lips where twisted in a smile, and she was watching me intently. I backed away nervously.
"No, Alice, don't do this!" I said, fear making my voice slightly higher.
"It'll be quick, don't worry."
"I worry! You can't be serious!"
"Oh, but I am. Come on, Jasper, it won't hurt. And when it's over you'll have to let me take photos."
"Ph…photos?"
"Yep. The others should see this."
"What? No! I don't even want to do this! Please, Alice!"
"As I said, it won't hurt. Now come over here."
"But…but why?"
"Because I want to
have some fun!"
"Fun! Are you some kind of sadist, Alice? Is
this the only way?"
"Yep. Now sit down."
"No!"
"Do I have to make you?"
Her smile widened, and even at a moment like this I noticed how lithe and lovely she looked. I squirmed in my seat.
"Jasper? I'll use force if necessary."
"Alright, alright! I'm sitting. But please, be quick."
"I will! Now calm down and keep quiet. I've wanted to do this for ages, you know."
"You have…? Why?"
"Because my hair's dead straight already. There's no point in doing this for myself. But yours is nice and wavy."
I gulped and bit my lip as Alice advanced towards me, holding the hair-straightening iron in her outstretched hand.