Hi all of you random fanfic peoples, this is a story my friend and I just randomly started writing. Enjoy! Max & Violet (Violet speaking) Just so you know, max made me use small words. This is not all my original writing. (Max speaking) You aren't the only one writing this! We are posting this on MY fan page. STEPHINE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT!
One day at the Cullen house Bella sat alone waiting for her dearest Edward to return. Alice sat beside her offering comfort for the heart broken Bella. Edward had said that he was going out to find himself (again) a month ago and had not returned. "WHY?!", She cried. "WHY DID HE LEAVE ME?!?!", She was so EMO that she cut her wrists (mostly for the attention) uselessly (because vampires don't have blood).
Suddenly, one of the windows exploded, Bella shrieked " The window! Its like …. a bomb!". Alice just rolled her eyes trying to ignore the idiotic girls comments. Alec back flipped into the living room.
"IT IS I, THE GREAT AND HOMOSEXUAL ALEC!", he bellowed, "AND I HAVE BROUGHT YOUR MEGA-HOMO HUSBAND!", and whacked Bella in the back of the head with a severed arm.
Alice jumped to her feet with a gasp, "Jasper?", she questioned.
"No!", he exclaimed, "Edward! He came to me seeking a soul mate, which I only accepted after tearing his arm off", he laughed evilly. Only then did Bella realize that Alec was wearing pink shorty shorts with a matching tube top.
Edward walk in dramatically and exclaimed, "I have arrived!", in a REALLY gay voice.
Bella gasped, " EDWARD ANTHONEY MASON CULLEN! Have you been cheating on me with Alec?!?!", she eyed him angrily.
"Sorry honey", Edward said in a super gay voice, "but your fashion sense is soooo five minutes ago! Just look at my fantabulous yellow shorty shorts.", pointing towards his brightly colored shorts and still using his flamboyantly gay voice.
"Noooo!", she exclaimed, "I can't live without you, gay or not!". She ran, in slow motion, (just for the effect), to the kitchen and miraculously killed herself with a spork.
THE END