Johnny: THE FIRST PERSON TO LAUGH AT ME FOR THIS WILL DEAL WITH MOONLIGHT FOR ALL ETERNITY.

Moonlight: I HAZ PIE.

Sarah: Johnny does not own MLP; otherwise it would be another horrible Adult Swim show.

Johnny; NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DON'T DIS THEM OR WE'LL BE SUED.

Moonlight: Too late.

The only thing I asked for in my life was to get out of this forsaken city, I didn't mean for the adventure that happened afterwards. My name is Moonlight Streak; I'm a sixteen-year-old Pegasus without a cutie mark. Yeah, I know it's terrible. But I never really had a talent that I was good at, except trying to survive where I live, growing up. I live in a messed up town called Discord City; the name says it all. You have to learn to survive, or there will be nothing left of you.

I live here with my best friend Bobby Bucks; a pale tan earth pony with the bored meme as his cutie mark, his girlfriend Serena Trinity; a flaming red earth pony with the Element symbol as hers, and finally there was Bobin Bucks; Bobby's adopted Pegasus daughter. We all live here in total hell; otherwise, as we have came to know it as, home. But the day my wish came true, was the end of Discord City. Apparently some crazed pony decides to blow this town to hell; which is hard considering its hell's hell. But he somehow managed to get missiles to detonate and blow up Discord City. Now, we could have saved ourselves; but we lived in this town, so we will die in this town.

We camped up on top of a rooftop to watch the incoming thermo nuke. It sounds like this story has a happy ending now, huh? Like maybe some cool super hero comes and saves the day, and I realize that this place is my home, right? Sorry, that only happens in crappy movies. As we were watching the missile, Bobby turns to me to say his famous last words.

"Bro, I hated this town and I would love to see it burn; want some popcorn during the fireworks?" he said to me; then started to fish inside of his pocket. He pulled out a weird gold apple and handed it to me.

"This was your birthday present bro; I know how much you love apples so I thought you would enjoy this one. You can eat as many times as you like and I will return straight to your pocket. I figured you might enjoy that; an infinite apple." He smiled as I licked my lips. He knew me so well; I FREAKING LOVE APPLES. The crisp sound of the first bite, the sweet, sweet delicious taste of the core, the bitter flavor of the sourness in them; I love it!

I grabbed the apple and shoved down my throat in a sec; and that's when things got really weird. Suddenly, it seemed time started to slow down. Then my coat started to glow a strange gold color; the same as the apple. Then I felt this tremendous power surge. Then, from my own hooves, a strange gold energy surge shot out and then everything went from gold, to white, to black.

I don't remember how long I was out, just that about every inch of my body hurt; like I was tackled by a train, then a car, then another train, and then finally Chuck Horrise. I also remember landing on soft, real grass, and hearing some strange voices around me.

"Where'd he come from? He looked like he came out of the sky and then WHAM! He hits the ground hard." One of the voices I heard commented. I don't about falling from the sky… but I do feel like I went wham.

"I don't know Pinkie, but we need to get him inside to make sure he's okay." The smarter one said.

"Make sure he's okay?! There's not a scratch on him!" the only voice I don't find annoying, yet, said. I tried to say something, but all I could do was open one eye and saw something I could never see in a million years; a clear blue sky.

"Wh-Wh-Where a-a-a-m I?" I groaned weakly to the six ponies that were gathered around me. The one I recognized as the smart one leaned in and said, "Shhhh, you're in Ponyville. Relax; we don't know how hurt you really are, yet. I'm Twilight Sparkle, you are?" but I passed out again. Apparently I didn't wake up for about six or seven days later, but I wish I woke sooner.

As I passed out again, I had this strange dream. I was sitting on a cloud, waiting for Caty Ponton; because she is the hottest pony in the world. But as I was waiting, the sun that was setting strangely resembled the golden apple I had eaten before. Then suddenly I heard a female's voice, echoing through my head.

"Brrrrring ttthe apppples ttoooooo thhhhhhheeeee pallllllllaaaccee oooooofff Diiiiiiissssssccccoooorrrrdddd!" at first it was a pleasant whisper, but it got louder and louder. It got so loud I thought you could hear through my own head. I placed my hooves over my ears, but it was like it was coming from inside me. The noise kept increasing and increasing; that I blacked out form the pain. It feels weird passing out inside a dream, so try not to do it.

I eventually woke up again, and this time was a little more realistic. You were in what looked like a tree house and a library smashed together. My head was bandaged and over next to the bed I was on, was a little nightstand with a glass of water on it. I thought about my strange dream; but more importantly on the apple part. I reached in to my pocket, and whisked out the golden apple.

"Oh man, I am really tripping now." That's when things got weirder. I saw images of death, destruction, chaos, blood, and all that other emo stuff. And then I heard the message from my dream, resonating from the apple itself.

"This could be either really good, or really bad." I said out aloud. Then I heard someone coming up the steps. I quickly placed the apple to my side and watched as that alicorn Twilight had just came up the steps.

"Oh, hello." She smiled at me trotting over. "How are you feeling today?"

"I feel…" I was going to say terrible, but to be honest I felt great. So I just smiled and said, "I feel surprisingly good."

"That's great um… I'm sorry; I never got your name."

"Oh, it's Moonlight, Moonlight Streak. Now if you don't mind, I need to sweet, sweet taste of a green apple."

Johnny: …wow, I'm actually impressed of how this turned out so far. Please review, and if you are a brony please tell me if I messed up on some vital pony information. I'm still in-training.

Moonlight: can I be a Hedgefox again?!

Johnny: nope.