AN: Ok I wrote this after watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail...well,
not really but I wrote this when I remembered watching Monty Python and the
holy grail... I decided to put in random Anime characters but no one reads
the originals area anywho, so I transfered to Outlaw Star!
**********ON WITH DA' SHOW!**********
*Starts out, showing Gene Jim Ashia Sazuka and Melfina in cock-pit area...Jim is banging 2 coconuts together, making horse-hoof noises*
Jim: clump clump clump clump
Gene: Jim shut the hell up!
Jim: But I ain't talking!
Gene: Well now you are!
Jim: Well you too!
Ashia: I have an idea, YOU ALL SHUT UP!
Sazuka: *drinks tea*
Gene: do you ever stop drinking tea? don't you ever get a full blatter or something?
Sazuka: *No respo
Gene: ....
Giliam: *sweatdrop* Ahem, may we turn our attention back to our hired quest for the holy grail?
Jim: Great Idea Giliam, the only thing Gene likes more then girls and talking, Money
Gene: SHADDUP!
Gilliam: Well, according to my map, it should be right here*shows map of nothing but black*
Gene: But there's nothing there
Giliam: exactly
Gene: *sweatdrop*
Ashia: A CTARL CTARL WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH NONSENSE ABOUT THIS! A CTRAL CTRAL WOULD...*gets smacked with Sazuka's big stick*
Gene: Well Sazuka came in handy once...
Sazuka: A person can only stand hearing 'Ctral Ctral' so many times....
Melfina: Something up ahead!
*all turn to front of ship showing a huge Meteor infront of them*
All: AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shot-outside ship, dodging and evading lott'za meteors*
*10 mins. later---back in cockpit*
Gene: *huff huff* That was rough
Jim: WHY ARE YOU HUFFING? ALL YOU DID WAS TURN A KNOB!
Gene: *pulls out gun* shaddup
Jim:*takes out PC+hacks into gun(...?) and makes it fly across the ship*
Gene:*looks at hand+sweatdrop*
Giliam: A-HEM! Gene, you remember what the funny-looking man in silver armour said, there is a rabid monkey gaurding the entrance to the area of the grail...
Gene: A Monkey in space? COMM'on! well, we still have a long way 'till then so...
*CLASSIC OUTLAW STAR MOMNET!* *A..K.A KODACK MOMENT!*
Classic Gene Starwind: LET'S GO!!!!!!!
To Be Continued in...CHapter 2! Dos! another name for 2!
**********ON WITH DA' SHOW!**********
*Starts out, showing Gene Jim Ashia Sazuka and Melfina in cock-pit area...Jim is banging 2 coconuts together, making horse-hoof noises*
Jim: clump clump clump clump
Gene: Jim shut the hell up!
Jim: But I ain't talking!
Gene: Well now you are!
Jim: Well you too!
Ashia: I have an idea, YOU ALL SHUT UP!
Sazuka: *drinks tea*
Gene: do you ever stop drinking tea? don't you ever get a full blatter or something?
Sazuka: *No respo
Gene: ....
Giliam: *sweatdrop* Ahem, may we turn our attention back to our hired quest for the holy grail?
Jim: Great Idea Giliam, the only thing Gene likes more then girls and talking, Money
Gene: SHADDUP!
Gilliam: Well, according to my map, it should be right here*shows map of nothing but black*
Gene: But there's nothing there
Giliam: exactly
Gene: *sweatdrop*
Ashia: A CTARL CTARL WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH NONSENSE ABOUT THIS! A CTRAL CTRAL WOULD...*gets smacked with Sazuka's big stick*
Gene: Well Sazuka came in handy once...
Sazuka: A person can only stand hearing 'Ctral Ctral' so many times....
Melfina: Something up ahead!
*all turn to front of ship showing a huge Meteor infront of them*
All: AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shot-outside ship, dodging and evading lott'za meteors*
*10 mins. later---back in cockpit*
Gene: *huff huff* That was rough
Jim: WHY ARE YOU HUFFING? ALL YOU DID WAS TURN A KNOB!
Gene: *pulls out gun* shaddup
Jim:*takes out PC+hacks into gun(...?) and makes it fly across the ship*
Gene:*looks at hand+sweatdrop*
Giliam: A-HEM! Gene, you remember what the funny-looking man in silver armour said, there is a rabid monkey gaurding the entrance to the area of the grail...
Gene: A Monkey in space? COMM'on! well, we still have a long way 'till then so...
*CLASSIC OUTLAW STAR MOMNET!* *A..K.A KODACK MOMENT!*
Classic Gene Starwind: LET'S GO!!!!!!!
To Be Continued in...CHapter 2! Dos! another name for 2!