OHAYO! I haven't been writing lately, and I am going to put all my other stories on hold, and work on kne at a time. Here is a one shot I wrote because I was bored and didn't know what story to work on first.

"Oi! Luce. You here?"

"Yes I am, Natsu. In the shower. Stay out."

"Alright. I'll wait for you. Hurry up though, we can't be late, or you won't be able to pay your rent."

"Gee! Thanks for reminding me." Lucy remarked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. She turned off the taps and stepped out of the shower. "What was happening at the guild this morning? Did I miss anything?"

"Nah. Not really," the pink haired dragon slayer sat down outside the door to Lucy's bathroom. "Although apparently Mirajane is having a baby."

"Aww. So sweet! Who's the father." Lucy smiled as she wrapped her hair in a towel.

"Father? She wouldn't say. Or she didn't know."

"What?"

"I said she wouldn't say or didn't know."

"Yes, I heard you the first time."

"Then why did you ask?"

Lucy groaned. "Do you know how scandalous that it. It means... It means... You know..." she trailed off.

"No, I don't, Lucy. You done yet?"

"No. Just, if she doesn't know the father, it means that she, well, she, um..." She started to get dressed.

"I'm confused. What do you mean." Lucy couldn't see his face, but she could tell it was blank.

"Ask Gray."

"I don't want to ask ice-cube. I'm asking you, Lucy."

"Obviously your 'dragon' didn't tell you enough."

"Hey! Don't make fun of Igneel."

Lucy laughed. "Alright. I'm done." She walked out of the bathroom to find Natsu sitting, leant against the wall.

"How do I look?"

"Like you usually do."

"Which is...?"

"Okay."

"Thanks," Lucy scowled.

"No problem. What was ut you were going to tell me?"

"Ask someone else."

"I'll ask Erza then."

"Maybe that's not the best of ideas."

"I'll ask Cana."

"Don't bother her."

"Wendy!"

"NO."

"Evergreen?"

"I don't think she likes you."

"Bisca. She's had a daughter, right?"

"Look, Natsu. Don't worry about it. Someone will explain it some other time. We're going to miss the train."

"Whatever you say, Luce."