Author: Litany Riddle
Title: That Is The Question !
Rating: T
Category: Drabble, humor
Translator and Beta: Apo and Ishtar205
Note: Drabble inspired by episode 16 of season 2, Huggy Bear and Turkey.
Note 2: Available in French in my stories.
That Is The Question !
"Well, now only remains one important detail to settle." Hutch declared, throwing his shirt on a chair.
"Which detail ?" Starsky asked, absent-mindedly, his too-figure-hugging jeans resisting a bit too much.
"Who does the man, and who does the woman." Hutch announced, with suggestive raised eyebrows.
"I have to announce you now that there's no way I become the woman," Starsky replied sharply. "You always reproached me my lack of delicacy, supposedly, so, now, assume."
Hutch smirked and put forward a massive argument.
"But... I'm taller than you..."
"What?! That doesn't mean anything !"
Starsky threw his jeans on the floor and sighed, looking Hutch, hands on his hips and only wearing wonderful underpants decorated with ducks. Then, he tried to negociate.
"What if we played heads or tails, uh ? Won't it be fair ? Plus, the biddies wear so high heels, today..."
"Starsk, you know well that if we have to be seen as a couple of old folks, it's more logical for the woman to be smaller... Plus, after 80 years old, nobody still wears spikes !"
Starsky mumbled without conviction. His partner was right, they absolutely had to have a credible disguise to cheat on the racketeers.
"Okay... But I'll pay you back for that !" exclaimed Starsky ." Give me the dress, yes here, the one flowered. Damn, it's just awful !"
Hutch sniggered in his long, big, white and, moreover, false beard, satisfied.
"Not as much as your underpants, where do you find such horrors ?"
"Stop to criticize my threads, instead, come and help me with the bra ! Come on, tall idiot !"
The end.