This is just a little take on Gloria Gaynor 'I Will Survive'. I acknowledge that I probably need professional help. I also acknowledge that I have no plans to get it.

The original song is 'I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor - it's a great song, if you haven't heard it, do. I'm just abusing it horribly in the pursuit of madness.

I'd adore hearing what you think :-)

I Will Survive
As sung by Josiane

At first I was quite sane, I was gentrified
But then I saw you with the Lioness there by your side
And I'd tempt oh-so many knights just to try and catch your eye
But you walked by
And I knew she had to die

And now I'm back to cause regret
If you thought Duke Roger was bad,
Well then, you ain't seen nothin' yet
You should have locked me up in chains
You should have thrown away the key
And if you'd thought you would have known
I was completely out my tree

Go on then, die!
I've got an axe
Don't turn around now
Let me just plant it in that cat
Weren't you the one who turned me down and turned your back?
Well, guess what, I'm
A homicidal maniac.

Oh yes, I am!
I will survive
As long as you keep weapons here
My rage is going to thrive
I've one more chapter to exist
A chorus of lame rhymes to list
And I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the shrinks I had
Just to calm me down
Kept trying hard to get
My fingers on that golden crown
And I spent oh-so many nights
Plotting how to kill her off
I must confess
I thought I'd beat the Lioness
But you see me
And I saw red
They never told me fighting in high heels
Would make you end up dead
And so I felt like dropping in
Just to sing this little song
The moral of this story is -
Just do it right if you do wrong

Oh no not I -
I've not survived
I charged a woman with a sword
And pretty promptly died
Now I'm a cautionary tale
Of a stupid way to fail
I've not survived -
I've not survived.

~*~

Thanks everso :-) I hope you enjoyed - I'd love, love, love to hear what you think!