A/N: A tiny, stupid one-shot, inspired by this week's DBS baseball episode and lovelykotori's hilarious new art piece.
Vegeta's home run:
A short while after the baseball game ends in victory for Team Beerus and everyone's returned home, with the exception of Bulma and Vegeta, plus a certain, allegedly unconscious human...
"Who wants to make it past fourth base to get a home run?" Bulma slowly articulates, in her most seductive voice, finally exiting the restroom, dressed in nothing but her underwear, a blue baseball shirt, scarlet gloves and a glittering pair of red stiletto pumps, as she holds a baseball bat in a highly suggestive manner. Vegeta gapes at her, appalled and incredulous at her shameless depravity. She moves towards the field, in the batsman position.
Yamcha opens an eye and glances up, greeted by the sight of her voluptuous ass. Next thing you know, he jumps up from his Saibaman position: "Hey, I scored a home run, does that mean-"
"Don't even think about it, beta male!" Vegeta cuts him off, aiming a Ki blast at the now petrified human. "Keep your eyes to yourself!"
"Oh, I like it when you're jealous." Bulma winks, suddenly less than a foot away from him.
'How'd she move so fast?!' The Prince thinks to himself in alarm, as his member begins to stiffen at her proximity.
"G-Get away from me, blasted woman!" The flame-haired Saiyan growls, his face beet red, as she winds her slender arms around him and begins smothering his face with lingering, hot kisses. He tries to force her off, but she's got a firm grip and he seems to be losing control of his faculties. "S-stop that! And p-put some c-clothes on!" He stammers timidly, trying but miserably failing to sound like his usual commanding-self.
"What say you get out of here and score your own home run?" The heiress' eyes are half-lidded.
"F-Fine, fine!" He girds his strapping arms around her waist and flies back to Capsule Corporation, so he can teach this vulgar woman a thing or do about decency and self-respect, especially in a public sphere. True, no one else was there and they figured Yamcha was supposedly in a daze, but even then, she was far too indecent for her own good!