On a warm, summers day in South Park a lazy ass boy named, Craig Tucker sat inside of his house relaxing on his couch watching TV. Flicking through channels untill he found something he liked.
"For gods sake, why isn't anything I like on tonight?" Craig frustrated mumbled, slamming the control on the couch an sticking to program called, America's next top model. The program is where a bunch of women from America do a lot of photo shoots and filming to become a model. But on every episode one person gets kicked off and has to go home.
"Well this doesn't seem to bad" Craig sighed, leaning back and enjoying the program.
Some of these girls are actually really fit and curvy. Damn I should have watched this years ago! I wonder if they have this program only involving boys? Craig wondered, stroking his chin.
His cat Tweek walked randomly into the room and jumped onto Craig's warm lap, before turning around and settling. Craig moved his hands up and down the cat's back, listening to him purrr with delight.
Tweek was a blond furry cat that was slightly overweight due to Craig sharing his coffee with him each morning. Yes, Craig isn't sure how to look after a cat. But he loves it with all his heart and would never hurt it.
"Tweek, sometimes I wish you was human, God damn it. It would make my days more interesting and less lonely." Craig chuckled, looking down at the chubby ball of fur.
Tweek meowed and snuggled under Craig's arm. Craig continued stroking Tweek and smiled a small smile.
"But I guess that is never going to happen. I'm just happy your here at all, otherwise i'd be on my own and forever alone." Craig sighed, looking into Tweeks eyes.
"Right, I think i'll go and make some coffee. I love coffee, i'm addicted I swear!" Craig chuckled, moving Tweek slightly so he could stand up and go to the kitchen.
Tweek meowed and tilted his head as he looked at Craig with those cute puppy dog eyes.
"Yes Tweek... you can have some too." Craig giggled deepily, peeping his head around the corner.
Tweek vaguely smiled, got up off the couch and headed to his pet bed where he layed lazily inside it.
Craig was busy making his and Tweek's coffee in the kichen so he didn't really pay much attension to Tweek, who sat in his bed, gazing oddly at the TV screen.
Suddenly there was a weird burst of thunder and the ground began to shake but it only lasted a short while.
"What on earth was that?" Craig curiously asked, holding the coffee's and turning around "Well it'a not raining or lightning so... It must have been a small earthquake and a little thunder. Seriously those things are scary sometimes." Craig said as he shrugged and began to walk into the room carrying both coffee's in his hands.
"Here you go Tweek. A nice cup o-" he screamed as he entered the room, not finishing his sentence.
"What the hell?" Craig shouted as he saw a naked blond haired boy sitting like a dog or cat in Tweek's pet bed.
"Where is Tweek?" Craig shouted, placing the coffee's on a coffee table infront of him.
"Meow! I'm Tweek" The boy replied, gazing happily at Craig.
"Impossible, you are boy and Tweek's a cat." Craig said, shaking his head and wagging his finger.
The boy had blond spikey hair and pail skin. He had cat ears and a long, fluffy yellow cat tail. He was like some half cat, half human and certainly had Craig puzzled.
"How did you get here anyway?" Craig asked, he was extremely curious and confused at the same time. He just didn't know what was happening and if it was real or it was a dream that he was going to wake up from soon.
"I'm not sure, C-Craig. Meow. I just don't know." The boy replied, scratching his ear with his bare foot.
"But this is impossible, you were just my adorable kitten and now your a mixture of a boy and a kitten? This doesn't make any sense fucking sense!"
"Well i'm the same Tweek I guess, just in a slightly different form. Meow!"
Tweek crawled up to the table and tilted his head over his cup of coffee, before licking his coffee like a cat or dog would do.
"Well, if you are going to stay this form, I had better teach you how to act like a human because this isn't normal." Craig chuckled, picking up his coffee and drinking it.
"Meow. Like how?" Tweek replied, tilting his head in confusion.
"Like how to eat like a propper human, sit like a propper human and such. Don't worry about it because I will teach you!" Craig replied, putting down his coffee to let it cool some more.
"Meow. Sounds great!" Tweek joyfully replied "I can't wait to get started!"
"First, i'll have to go and fetch you some of my clothes to borrow. I don't really feel comfortable with you being naked." Craig chuckled, blushing slightly.
The door bell rang and Craig stood up and walked over to the front door to answer.