If Harry Was a Squib
Harry opened the mysterious letter with the Hogwarts seal on it out of his Uncle's sight. He took out the piece of parchment and it said:
Dear Mr. Potter
We are not very pleased to inform you that you will not be attending to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You will not receive another letter; you also will not be barged in by a large half giant half man named Hagrid on a hut on a rock in a storm.
Sincerely
Albus Dumbledore
Harry though nothing of the letter and chucked it in the fireplace. Then he heard a knock on the door. "GET THE DAMNED DOOR BOY!" hollered his Uncle from up the stairs. He opened it hoping not to be punished. It was Lucius Malfoy. He pulled out his wand and said, "Avada Kedavra." A stream of green light hit Harry and fell down dead. Malfoy walked away. Dudley walked in. He died of shock. Then Petunia walked in. She screamed and died of shock. Vernon went downstairs and died of shock of seeing dead people. His last words were, "I see dead people."
Somewhere far, FAR away Ron said, "But I don't like corned beef mum! It's dry!"
