The Nightmare Before Feb. 28

(4kids dub style)

By: NefertariNami

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Opening Song:

Boys and Girls of every age!

Would you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you shall see...

Our little dub of One Piece!

This is 4kids! This is 4kids!

People scream in the dead of night!

This is 4kids! Everybody make a scene!

Make a joke 'till the subbers gonna die of fright!

It's our dub!

Everybody scream!

In this dub of One Piece!

I am the one hiding under the set!

Teeth not sharp and voice sounding dead!

I am the one hiding under the script!

Fingers like rats and birdies in my hair!

This is 4kids! This is 4kids!

4kids! 4kids! 4kids! 4kids!

In this dub,

We call bad!

Everyone hail to the pirate rap!

In this dub,

Don't we love it now!

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!

Round that corner there!

Hiding in the trash can!

Something with blood and swearing makes you scream!

This is 4kids! This is 4kids!

One Piece sub is like a dream!

Aren't you scared?

Well that's just fine!

Dub it once! Dub it twice!

Take a chance and dub it thrice!

Hide with the moon in the dead of night!

Everybody scream! Everybody scream!

In our dub of One Piece!

I am the colwn with a tear away face!

Here in a boom and gone with a trace!

I am the who when you say 'Who's there'?

I am Chaser blowing through your hair.

I am the shafow on the moon at night.

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright!

This is 4kids! This is 4kids!

4kids! 4kids! 4kids! 4kids!

Tender children everywhere!

Life is fun without a good scare!

That's our job!

But we are mean!

In our dub of One Piece!

In this dub!

Don't we love it now?

Everyone's waiting for the next surprise!

Alfred Kahn might catch you in the back and scream I'd bet make you jump out of your skin!

This is 4kids!

Everybody scream!

Won't you please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Al is King of the 4kids dubs!

Everyone hail to the 4kids dubs!

Now,

This is 4kids! This is 4kids!

4kids! 4kids! 4kids! 4kids!

In this dub!

We call fun!

Everyone hail to the dubbing song!

4kids! 4kids! 4kids! 4kids! 4kids!

La la la la la la la!

Weee!!!

(Evil laughs and giggles)

A/N: The 4kids dubbing crew probably sings this everytime they dub One Piece. Grr... Rahu Roux inspired me to make this after his own fic called Foolish Fate which is EXTREMELY good. You should read it! By the way, did you hear? 4kids lost the license to Pokemon! Ha! I wish it were One Piece though...