AN- This story takes place before Bella is turned into a vampire. The characters are kinda not like themselves, but that was the way it was meant to be. Sorry if you don't like it, but please don't be to harsh this is my first fic.

Enjoy!

Eward's pov

Hm, static, static, and oh goody! MORE STATIC!!! Just great! I thought. At the moment I was driving to Bella's house to pick her up for school, and trying to find at least one radio station that wasn't static.

Finally I got one to work and was quite surprised to find what song it had just started playing...

I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs

I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs

So I'm sad and i feel lonely
So I cry and I'm very angry
And I hate some girl lately
So I'm so no more sad and
ache yeah yeah

I am a vampire and I am looking in the city
Pretty girls don't look at me
Don't look at me
Cause I don't have my fangs
but I have lost my fangs

I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth again
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth again

So I get bone and I shred
So I hate all and I croon some place
And I sing with my best looking
And I want to play the guitar
But my guitar is out of tune
I am a vampire
I am looking in the cd
And the musical don't play with me
Don't play with me

Because I don't play with my mouse again
And I have lost my mouse again

"What the hell!?! What kind of idiot makes a song about vampires losing their frickin fangs! God, humans!!" I said to myself, and added as a sort of after thought, "I'm just glad Bella's not like that."

As soon as I got to Bella's house, she rushed out and started gushing about this new song I had to listen to. Apparently she thought I would find it hilarious, so I put the CD in and what should hear, but my new favorite song.

Bella looked over at me, "Edward why are you hitting you head on the steering wheel?"

I just groaned in return and started what seemed to be a painfully long drive to school.

THE END