A/N I know this seems completely random, but it popped into my head, and I had to write about it. I do not own Starbucks (oh god I wish I do) or Danny Phantom.

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Danny took a sip of Starbucks coffee and found that it was DELICIOUS! Sam stared at him as he drank the rest of it in one sip.

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Dash grabbed our favorite Ghost Kid by the collar and lifted him up. Danny's eye twitched; and he pulled out of Dash's grip and jumped over him. Dash's jaw dropped as he ran away at an amazing speed, and he turned to Sam.

"He had coffee this morning," she said, shrugging.

Danny ran to the nearest gas station and bought a large smoothie. Then he went invisible, and dumped it down Dash's shirt, since he was hyper and had nothing better to do. Then the bell rang, and Danny ran to Lancer's class.

"Just in time, Fenton," Lancer said absentmindedly as Danny burst through the door. "Congratulations. You don't get marked tardy for the first time this month…"

Dash opened the door and went to his seat, squinting at Danny. "Why are you late, Mr. Baxter?" Lancer asked curiously.

"A smoothie went down the back of my shirt, and I needed to get it out," Dash explained, blushing furiously red. (You could probably fry an egg on his face)

Sam and Tucker looked at Danny, who was twitching happily in his seat.

"Right…well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to mark you tardy, Mr. Baxter. I'll see you in detention," Lancer said. "Now, let us resume our lecture on the effects of caffeine…"

Danny jumped slightly as blue mist came out of his mouth. Three vultures came through the ceiling, and everyone ran out screaming. Danny swapped forms, and flew at breakneck speeds towards the vultures, who flew away.

"Vat's this kid running on?" one of them said as several rounds of ecto-blasts were fired at them.

"Knowing Plasmius, probably Starbucks…" another answered (A/N, I've always seen Vlad as he kind that is hooked on Starbucks). The last time Vlad was angry at them and had Starbucks, they were lucky to still be able to move.

Another round of ecto-blasts hit them, and they plummeted to the ground. "Hehehe… Starbucks is yummy…" Danny muttered as he sucked them into the thermos. A faint "Told you so," was heard.

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A/N Okay, this is actually the result of having only chocolate milk all day.