Disclaimer: I do not own FullMetal Alchemist. I do, however, own the OC. The plot still belongs to Hiromu Arakawa, but I have tweaked it to my liking to fit in the OC.

Plot: GreedxOC, KimbleexOC, AlphonsexOC (same OC). This takes place before Greed and the chimera kidnapped Alphonse Elric. I have, though, added my own OC for some Greed numiness! Rating may change. Rated for language, 'cuz it's Greed. Fans know what I'm talking about.


Greed reclines in his armchair, a woman hanging off of his arm. In his other hand, he holds a bottle of ice-cold beer. Looking through his sunglasses, he pretends to play attention to one of the chimera who works for him. He lifts his beer to his lips and takes a wig, the woman on his arm whispering sweet nothings into his ear. As the chimera, Loa, comes to the end of his report, Greed interrupts him.

"Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say immortality?" When Loa nods his head, a mile-wide smiles spreads across Greed's face. He waves his free hand in the air, signalling for Loa to leave. When Loa complies, he waves his empty bottle in the air.

"Blondie! Beer!" Blondie, another chimera employed under Greed, walks up while drying his hands on a towel. He takes the empty beer from Greed, and replaces it with a freshly opened bottle. Greed looks at Martel, one of the only two female chimera, ass Blondie walks away. He tips his beer in her direction, even as the woman on his arm starts trailing kisses across his jaw and down his neck.

"Take Loa and Dorchet and go find this Elric kid. I want to know his secret; I want to know how he did it." Martel slowly nods her head, and gets to her feet. She walks out of the bar, the Devils' Nest, taking the chimera Dorchet with her to go get Loa. Greed stands up and pushes the woman at his arm out of his way absently. He lifts his beer to his lips and takes a long swig from it. Looking around the bar, his eyes fall on the form of a girl sleeping on the couch. She appears to be around eighteen years of age, although she is relatively small for her age. She is wearing light blue jeans and black hiking boots with a black tee-shirt. Her copper curls are striking against her pale skin and the black of Blondie's leather biking jacket, which he had lain over her to keep her form getting cold. Greed kicks her couch, taking another swing from his beer, and the girl jumps up, jacket falling off of her, her copper curls going flying around her shoulders, golden eyes searching the bar. Her eyes focus on Greed and she relaxes, letting out an explosive breath. Greed snorts in amusement.

"'Morning there, Maesa." Maesa is the youngest chimera in the group, so everyone always looks after her no matter what. She smiles up at Greed, tucking her hair behind her ears.

"Good morning, Greed!" She jumps up and wraps her arms around his chest, and he laughs at her, patting her head. She pulls back, still smiling, and picks up Blondie's jacket. She holds it out to him, but he puts up a hand.

"You keep it. I can always get another." Maesa's smile spreads from ear to ear, and she slips the jacket, way too big for her, on. Blondie laughs at her, shaking his head, and walks back to the bar, placing his towel on his shoulder. Greed looks back to the woman who was hooked on his arm and snorts.

"You can go now." The woman glared in Maesa's direction, gathers her clothing, and leaves. Greed looks at Maesa, who's head is cocked to the side, confusion written all over her face. She looks at Greed, still confused.

"Why did she look at me like that?" Greed shrugs his shoulders and slumps down into his chair. He takes a sip of his beer, and motions for her to come closer. She complies, and he grabs her hand, pulling her into his lap. She lifts her knees to her chest and snuggle into his chest, hiding her face with one sleeve of he jacket. Greed keeps an arm around her shoulders, and relaxes, taking drinks from his beer. Kimblee, an ex-military soldier, walks up and sits in the chair opposite from Greed. He looks at Maesa, and shakes his head. Greed signals for Blondie, and he comes with two new beer. Handing one to Greed and the other to Kimblee, he takes Greed's old beer and walks back to the bar. Maesa looks up at Kimblee, and smirks.

"Good morning, Kimblee." Kimblee nods his head, taking a drink from his beer. Looking back at Greed, he raises an eyebrow.

"I heard that you sent Martel, Loa, and Dorchet to go get one of the Elric brothers." Greed nods his head, and tips his beer in Kimblee's direction.

"Immortality, baby, immortality." Maesa reaches up and grabs Greed's sunglasses, takes them off of his face, and puts them on. She looks back to Kimblee, flashing a toothy smile. She reaches out and Greed gives her his beer. She tips it to her lips and takes a sip, then hands it back to Greed. She stands up and stretches, arms above her head, her tee-shirt riding up her stomach to reveal a small diamond piercing. Kimblee looks at her admiringly, taking a sip from his beer, eyes never leaving her body. Greed catches this sudden attention to Maesa, and grabs a handful of peanuts and chucks them at Kimblee. Kimblee glares at Greed just as Maesa walks to the bar to talk with Blondie.

"What the Hell was that about, Kimblee?" Kimblee sits back, crossing his ankle across his knee. He shrugs his shoulders, one of his eyebrows shooting up, and takes a sip of his beer. He balances his beer on the top of his knee.

"Why shouldn't I look? She's a beauty, you know…" Greed snarls slightly, expression darkening.

"I told you before. You do not touch her. No one touches her." Kimblee shrugs his shoulders again, as Greed gets up and walks up to Maesa. He takes back his sunglasses and puts them on, earning a small displeased noise from Maesa. He pats her on the head, and walks to the back rooms to take a small nap before his chimera bring Alphonse Elric back. Kimblee puts his beer down and walks up to Maesa. He places his arm around her shoulders, and she looks up at him.

"What is it, Kimblee?" Kimblee shrugs, a maniacal grin spreading across his face. He notices Blondie washing the counter, watching him with a warning expression. Kimblee ignores him. He looks at Maesa, and she blinks a few times, confused. With his free hand, he places two fingers under her chin and makes her look directly at him. He leans forwards and presses his lips to hers, catching her off guard. She freezes up, while Kimblee's lips move against hers. Noticing the lack of response, he pulls back to see Greed standing behind her with a dark, dangerous expression. Kimblee raises and eyebrow and takes his arm off of her shoulders, putting his arms in the air and slowly walking backwards. He continues to walk backwards until he hit's the stairs, then turns around, places his hands in his pockets, and walks up the stairs to the street outside whistling under his breath. Maesa looks at Greed, eyes wide. He sighs deeply, and takes her hand, pulling her with him towards the rooms. She follows him without a problem, not saying a word. He pulls her into a room, pushing her ahead of him and pulling the door closed. Greed takes off his vest and throws it onto a chair. He pulls off his boots as well, and throws them to the floor by the chair. Flopping down on the bed, he motions for her to come and join him. She takes off her jacket, placing it nicely on the chair, and lays down beside him. He wraps his arms around her, and pulls a blanket over them.

"Mae, if he ever touches you again, you tell me right away. I promised you when I found you that no one would ever hurt you again, and I will keep that promise." Maesa nods her head, then snuggles into Greed's chest. If she were any other woman, he would be trying for something more by now, but she isn't. He protects her like a daughter, if he were ever to have one. He would never want the responsibility, but Maesa is self-reliable, and so easy to take care of. The two of them go to sleep, just until one of the chimera tell them that they have found Alphonse Elric.


Review, please. I really want to make sure no one is too OOC, especially Greed. Please, tell me if I did! Do you like my OC? Constructive Criticism welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~R