Sir Dumbass, of the house DipShit, was an odd fellow. Having above average height and strength he could do things that others could not, like reach items on the top shelf. Sir Dumbass had a small group of acquaintances, there was the Small Ginger One, Cameron The Unwise, Yamamoto the Asian, Markush of The House Amish, Zofia the Suicidal, and Will the Unbelievably Assholish. There were others who came and went but not many left an impression on Sir Dumbass as Sma The Incredibly Beautiful. Sir Dumbass had quite the infatuation for Sma but you see, as the name implies, Sir Dumbass had been a dumbass and hurt her. Sir Dumbass was afraid that Sma wished to not speak to him again, after all, he had been a dumbass.
Some time passed and Sir Dumbass had not stopped thinking about Sma or how he fucked up. Sir Dumbass decided to become a better person so he wouldn't be as much of a dumbass. There were a few enemies that had to be slain for Sir Dumbass's life to become easier, the first of which was his own internal demons. Dumbass knew this would take work so he tried his hardest and after a long painful campaign, Sir Dumbass came to terms with or overcame his demons. The next enemy upon Dumbass's shit list was the wench known only as The Beach. Nobody knew of The Beach's origins but all knew of its evil. Sir Dumbass needed help vanquishing this enemy, luckily Sma, The Small Ginger One, and Zofia the Suicidal assisted. After many actions were taken, and after many words were said, The Beach returned to whence it became, occasionally coming back to shoot death stares.
Now being a dumbass, Sir Dumbass did not know many things, however, what he did know he was very certain of. He knew that even though he had been such a dumbass, he had never stopped having feelings for, caring about, and wanting to be around Sma, He was just too much of a dumbass to face everything. Eventually, Sir Dumbass told these things to his sister-like friend, The Small Ginger One. The Small Ginger One slapped him several times for being a dumbass and she helped Dumbass in many ways that he could never repay her for. After some apologizing and "groveling" Sir Dumbass was finally able to be around and talk to Sma again and that was what he wanted above all for a long time.
After some time, an event started to draw near that had Sir Dumbass thinking a lot. There was a dance that most everyone was attending and there was only one person that Dumbass wanted to bring. He had to find a way to ask Sma, he thought of her interests and jokes that would help him, finally, he thought of something that Gnomeone else would think about. He knew that he could go with a Gnome pun, or a La Fortune joke, but he had a better idea. Sma had a large interest in reading fiction that was created by fans of certain topics. People liked these things so much that they wrote about it in a fictional way. Sir Dumbass liked Sma so he decided to try and write a fictional story about someone he was a fan of. This would be the way he asked her to go to the dance with him.
Sam the Beautiful, will you go with me, Sir Ayden Dumbass, to Prom?