* this is part of the extended universe of The rift- alpha and omega
(expect the unexpected with blue greymon/ greymon 2010 explore the rest of the iceberg because most of use focused just on the tip. Greymon must show people the 'real' Costa Rica while he is taking a break from being a Duke of Ch'caret)
(in a nice sunny day at Rivera Maya Xixi is little tired of being a servant)
Xixi- gee is sure is boring around here
Blue Greymon- my toucan, this peace is what all birds strive for
Xixi- I just what humans are up to
Xatu- xatu xatu xatu xatu xatu *your majesty the Kardashians are missing the point of Costa Rica*
Blue Greymon- ummmm what about it *drinks pina colada* how could we help *gets slight drunk* little quetzal that don't looked like a flying giraffe
Xatu- xatu xatu xatu xatu Texas
(blue greymon spit takes his drink)
Blue Greymon- how pity is to see humans see CR as Texas, I'll show them the rest of the iceberg
Xixi- is great we are going to do something can I bring my stuff
Xatu- no just go to this ultra- wormhole that goes to one of many possible realities, we are going to the the most bleak where the Kardashians live
(they enter the wormhole to travel 100,000 light years to their destination)
Xatu- what happen *sees himself as a quetzal* hello handsome and I got a cool tail
Xixi- still a toucan, what about you my Duke
Greymon- ow my head, what happened *both birds are shocked* what happen is their something wrong with my face (sees his reflection as a tegu) NOOOOOOO this come be happening this has to be a dream
(they start to realized that they're in front of The Kardashians)
Kim- talking animal, how cute but how is this possible
(Willie the penguin from my 50 first dates fanfic come from nowhere)
Willie- Kim this guys are from a distant world just like yours but different because they come from the ultra-wormhole
Kim- what's that
Xatu- *squeaks then clears throat and squeaks again but start to speak* is a wormhole that travels you to one of multiple worlds from thousands of light years apart but sometimes it travels you to different timeline and- *squeaks*
Kim- what beautiful bird take a selfie with me
xatu- I insist *kim takes a photo with him*
Greymon/ tegu- can I see your family I need to talk with them
Kim- of course you can
(introduces to Kompany)
Tegu- should we drink first
*later at the bar*
Kim- where you been to this earth before
Xatu- yes but no one listens because is over shallowed by Charizard's mammal friends that lived here. They think that my stories in this reality are for the birds. *scoffs* I met Pale male the hawk two years ago, at the same year helping someone take care of sick fluffy eagle at the alps *drinks strawberry colada* be friends with the falcons that protect crops of Hungary in 70's, last but not least is I meant bill and coo in late 40's
Xixi- I thought I was only bird that befriend with the eagles in 2015 *drinks coconut water*
Kim- what do you want to tell us, talking tegu
tegu- I regret this *clears throat* Costa Rica is nut just a paradise that you have fun, drink, yogi (practice of yoga), splash downing in river or anything that involves beach culture. There is more of it, all you have to do is to think outside the box
Kim's mother- like what
Kim's boyfriend - what is it that we are so blinded
Xatu- lets star of the ring of fire (use teleport to send everyone into the volcano) Western Costa Rica lies in the pacific ocean Ring of Fire, volcano deposits rich ashes into the soil that becomes fertile to a wide diversity.
Mother-is this the connection to na *Kim hush her*
Xatu- the ash ridden soil is so rich that grow a rainforest clouded by the mist of vapor from the volcano. Inside the forest contains 3% of all life on earth (volcano explodes)
(everyone wows from the view
Kim- that;s amazing *caries her baby* look at it
Xatu- next one is tegu's turns
(teleports everyone to thick forest)
Kim- what is that snake
Tegu- that;s a rainbow boa they get there name because they come in different colors depending the species
Xatu- there's more to see in this lush jungle
(Kim's company slowly fallows them)
Tegu- that trash collector is not a raccoon but a crab-eating kind.
Xatu- That weasel over there is called tayra, they live in the tropics of the Americas
Kim- how cute
Tegu- that over there is the nocturnal tree barren cacomistle that live in central america. One of the most common in the forest are kinkajous, this little devils always gets into trouble in all over the Americas. *kim laughs* They are also like to hide like ninjas and monkey like tail.
(a mass herd of coati appeared to haunt The Kardashians for not expecting the real Costa Rica)
Kim- coatis there back, there all over the place
Tengu- I can reason with them, they are able to adapt urban lifestyle like raccoons. (clears throat)
there's no to haunt them, they regret there human actions in this suffering place. They came to the forest to see the rest of the iceberg that is your home
(a coati names sly come close)
Sly- I'm watching you humans, coatis away * they left*
Xatu- that's very unexacting, everyone to the canopy
Sly- *in a distance* no zip-lining
Xatu- there are beautiful birds like rainbow-billed toucan, yellow throated toucan. Toucans have extra thick bill that they use it to eat eggs and slice fruits like a knife
Xixi- birds like me. Over there is a reintroduction project that release scarlet macaw, military macaw and great green macaw. They doing it to preserve the diversity of Costa Rica and we have to focus more on nature is because have to explain later
Kim- what about quetzals
xatu- we will talk about it after the show
Kim- what show?
(a massive flock of motmot- Tody motmot, turquoise-browed motmot, broad-billed motmot, keel-billed motmot, rufous motmot, lesson's motmot)
Kim- wow, how lovely? how we been so blind by this stuff that we called paradise but we are the one's are missing the big picture
Xixi- is okay humans have blindspots but allot you guys manage to overcome it
( Kardashians are speechless from the spectacle)
Xixi- there are some tree anteaters eating ants over there
Xatu- let me explain the quetzal
(teleports them to the Mayan ruins)
Xatu- some blue birds you saw are called turquoise cotinga, now let's focus on ruins.
(observe a mural of a Jaguar, a croc and a quetzalcoatlus)
xixi- umm he weather trio looks different in this world. Middle America and Hoenne region best known by thee savors- Groundon the savior of the land, kyoger the senior of the sea and rayquaza the savior of the wind. They saved the earth from an astroid millions of years ago, every since they sworn to protect the very balance of nature that contains their life force. Without life in this lands, they'll die and earth will will be doomed in million years time.
Kim- I get it why you guys care abut Costa Rica that we do, you guy opened our minds
Tegu- looks like our job is done
(xatu flies into the sky to summon quetzalcoatlus)
Kim- what's that a flying giraffe
Quatzalcoatlus- what is thy wish my servant
Xatu- send us home
(opens a wormhole back to their home planet)
Greymon- *wakes up* what…what happen last night….I was showing the Kardashians about what Costa Rica is about bio-diversity and flying giraffes
Xixi- my Duke that happened you got knocked out when you landed head first
Mailbirdramon- brother are you okay
deckerdramon- I heard a racket
Greymon- let me tell you the truth, Charizard's wild animal friends are from the the world we went
deckerdramon- we know that because is very detail
mailbirdramon- let's put our rivalry between that pokemon to the side for a
while
(Xatu is watching the scene but he got stuck as a quetzal and flies away)
Reference- legends of pale male, brothers of the wind, bill and coo. is not that hard to co-exist paradise with bio-diversity, all you gout to do is to enjoy the exotic features from the tropics.
xatu is 75-80 years old