THIS IS CRACK! NOTHING BUT CRACK AND NONSENSE! If you wanted a serious story than you are in the wrong place. Enjoy and I have all of Kanto done already. I'll probably update every few days.

I don't own Pokemon but I do own my own original characters so...there is that, I suppose.

On an ordinary day in Pallet Town, our main character is off to get her first Pokemon from Professor Oak. The Pidgey's were chirping and Old Man Henderson was off shouting about his garden gnomes.

Danielle (who by now has accepted that she is going to be in crazy shit and has figured she might as well get the most out of it) had been too busy laughing at that Ash kid to get to the laboratory in time to get a starter. Not to mention that Gary had left in a convertible with cheerleaders so she automatically pegged him as gay so she had to laugh at him too.

Banging the door to the lab down with her fist, she stormed into the room and grinned. "Okay Oak, I'm getting a Pokemon today! Where are they?"

Oak blinked. "The various starters have already been taken by those that have gotten here sooner. I don't have any for you that don't belong to other trainers."

Danielle kicked him in the groin. "I'm getting a Pokemon and you're not stopping me."

The professor gulped from his spot on the floor, holding his package in pain. "Well, I suppose you can have that rare Pokemon that Professor Birch sent over from Hoenn. It's in the box for the criminally insane locked with chains and padlocked."

"Thanks," said Danielle as she kicked him out of her way. Getting into the box in question, she pulled out a Pokeball, grabbed a pokedex and left the lab, but not before throwing the Holy Hand Grenade of Anitoch inside and letting it go off. "That was fun."

Getting onto Route 1, it didn't take her long before she ran into a Rattata. "Ah, my first victory in this world. Go…whoever you are!"

The Pokeball burst open to reveal a large red and white dragon Pokemon that cooed over to her with an affectionate sound. "Awe, a Latias. Awesome! Now then," looking her up in the Pokedex, she frowned. "You only know Dragon breath? Okay, use that on the Rattata!"

Latias nodded in excitement and rushed forward. Danielle watched as the large female dragon knocked the Rattata off its paws before grabbing the now struggling rat. Latias then fired off the energy attack from her mouth right into her opponent's!

Danielle blinked as the rat was forced to swallow the attack before it exploded, guts flying everywhere. "That was awesome! Well done, Latias! Return." Sending the dragon back into her ball, she kept going toward Virdian.

Just like in the games, it didn't take long for her to get there and she didn't find any Pokemon that were worthy enough to take with her. Really, she had an eon dragon with her as her starter, birds and rats weren't going to cut it.

She was just getting to Virdian, which only took five minutes as again, its from the games and not the show, when Gary came up.

"Hey, I challenge you to a battle!"

"I will if you tell your cheerleaders to go topless," said Danielle, pointing to the various girls behind him.

Gary shrugged. "Hey, bitches! Get topless so this skank will battle me!"

Danielle kicked him in the nuts for that but drooled over the fleshy tits in front of her. "Wow, you trained them well. Alright then, battle time!"

Weakly standing from his now shattered balls, Gary threw out a Pokeball, revealing an Eevee.

"Go-" Danielle was cut off when she heard a shattering sound and Latias broke out of her Pokeball on her own. Checking her Pokedex for a moment, she saw that even without the now destroyed Pokeball, Latias was still hers. "Huh, alright then."

"You have a legendary as your starter?" Gary asked before Latias tackled his Eevee so hard, it smacked into him and forcing him to lose consciousness.

"Eh, he was a gay pathetic loser anyway," said Danielle, shrugging. She then saw that Latias had grown a penis was raping the cheerleaders. "Hey! Latias, power me up like you and I'll join!"

Latias looked up from the brunette she was fucking and nodded, giving Danielle a hardened foot long member of her own. "Now that is what I'm talking about!" She grabbed a blonde cheerleader and shoved her cock into her pussy, groaning at the tight walls around her member. The cheerleaders didn't care one bit as they cried out in pleasure from their rape, which wasn't really rape anymore.

Several hours later and all six cheerleaders were pumped so full of cum that they lost consciousness.

"Showed those bitches who were in charge," said Danielle as she and Latias started for the exit.

"Tia, Latias!"

"Oh no, you are going to either speak English or you tamper with my head so I can understand you. None of this Pokespeek bullshit."

Latias shrugged and tapped Danielle's head. "How's that?"

"That's more like it," Danielle nodded. "So, what's the deal with you, anyway? Why were you sent to Professor Oak?"

"Oh, that," Latias shrugged again. "I'm from the city of Altomare in between Johto and Hoenn and I was sent to the professor here to study me mentally. See, I was raped by my brother and my parents for as long as I could remember…like, right after I hatched I think. I then went around the regions and got drunk via my human form several times. Let me tell you, I have seen some shit! Professor Birch caught me when he thought I was a hooker and he sent me over to Oak and now I'm with you. You seem cool so far though so I figure I'll stick around."

"Human form? And didn't I hear you could turn invisible?"

"Most higher legendaries have human forms," said Latias. "I have one just because I like to use illusions. It's an eon thing. I can turn invisible too but only when I'm pranking someone…or I want to rape someone, whatever."

"I think we'll get along just fine," Danielle smirked. "So, does your human form look cute?"

Latias smiled before she was engulfed in a flash of light and when it died down, Danielle was standing next to a cute girl in her late teens with hair the same red color as her feathers in two long braids down her back. She was wearing a tight red top that didn't hide her huge DD-cup breasts and her miniskirt left people staring at her legs, which ended in sandals. Danielle nodded in appreciation when she saw that Latias wore no underwear under her skirt.

"Looking hot," she said, making Latias giggle. "So, what's up with the futa thing?"

Latias grinned. "Kind of hard to rape girls without it. I mean, yeah, its possible but a lot harder. By the way, how do you like yours?"

"Feels perfect," Danielle purred, feeling her erection starting in her panties. She figured Latias could reverse whatever spell she put on her, but why would she want her to?

They were interrupted when they were just about to leave Virdian when some crazy old man came up to them, a teenage girl behind him looking annoyed.

"Hey there! Do you know how to catch Pokemon?"

"PERVERT!" Danielle and Latias shouted at the same time before kicking him so hard in the nuts that he went flying over the tree line near the town and out of sight.

With a sigh, the teen girl shook her head. "Sorry about that. Grandpa likes teaching new trainers how to catch Pokemon. Like a retarded Mankey couldn't figure it out by now."

"Got that right," snorted Danielle. "Who hasn't seen the show or played any of the games by now? Just battle a Pokemon and when they are weak enough, throw a Pokeball. It's that easy…Tia! Are you humping that girl?"

Latias, still in human form, actually was humping the girl's ass as she hugged her from behind, rubbing the girl's tits making her moan.

"Hmm, you're lucky that I'm loving this," the girl moaned, leaning back as she started stroking Latias' member through her skirt.

It didn't take long before the girl (who does not have a name) was on her back, Latias pumping her shaft into her pussy while Danielle enjoyed the girl sucking her off. "Oh yeah, bitch. You like being spit roasted, don't you?"

"I love it," she purred, having two of her three holes being plugged by thick cocks at the same time.

"Take it slut!" Latias shouted before crying out in pleasure, shooting her load so far deep into this bitch that she actually bloated slightly from the volume of cum. Danielle gave her own release but pulled out of the girl's mouth just in time to spray her with her cum instead, painting the girl white.

"Hah, that's how we roll!" shouted Danielle as she gave Latias a high-five as the eon dragon in human form pulled out of the bitch in front of her.

Getting their clothes back on, Danielle and Latias left Virdian, leaving the teen behind who had been rubbing all the cum into her skin like it was lotion.

"So, can we get girl's pregnant with these things?" asked Danielle as they headed toward Virdian Forest. Route 2 was just as boring as Route 1, with very little to catch and nothing worth while.

"Hell yeah," said Latias, enjoying the breeze on her privates from the no underwear she was wearing. "Don't worry though, the odds of that happening are like, slim to almost nothing. You would have to fuck someone, like, two hundred times before it would work."

"Works for me," said Danielle, smirking. "So, about this human form thing. You want to be called Tia as a human and your species name when you're a Pokemon? Makes things less confusing."

"Tia, huh?" The red eon dragon thought about it for a few moments before nodding. "Sure. Better than some other names shit lords tried coming up with for me. I take it you just took the 'Tia' from my name?"

"Yep," said Danielle, popping the p as she smirked. "Now, since we're here at Virdian Forest, do you want to actually go through it or just burn it to the ground?"

Tia snorted. "Who has time to just walk around trying to find the exit? Let's burn this motherfucker!"

Pulling out some flamethrowers from her bag, she handed one to Tia and they started burning the forest, laughing maniacally.

"Bwahahahahahaha!"

"Bwahahahahahaha!"

Several minutes later, the entire forest had burned to the ground as well as everything inside.

Exchanging another high-five, they discarded their flamethrowers and left the now smoking pile of ash that used to be a forest.

"So, where you'd get the flamethrowers?" Tia asked as they headed toward Pewter. "Your bag doesn't look that big."

Danielle snorted. "Gold got Arceus drunk on tequila a while back and he gave his okay that I can do whatever I want. He also expanded my bag to be a lot larger on the inside than it looks on the outside, not to mention that I have an unlimited number of various weapons in there."

Tia snickered. "Yeah. For the god of all Pokemon, Arceus can't hold his booze for shit. It's kind of pathetic, really. So, he really is allowing you to do whatever the fuck you want?"

Danielle's grin almost scared her. Almost. "Anything. I could murder fuck Palkia and shit on his grave and he couldn't do a thing to stop me. Not to mention that I have strange powers now, thanks to Gold, and can back it up by doing almost anything."

Tia blinked before laughing. "Oh, this is going to be good! For too long, I've seen people do stupid shit just because it's family friendly in this world. No more! Let's murder fuck everyone!"

"Maybe not everyone, but at least anyone we don't like."

The moment they entered Pewter, they both grimaced at the sight of the entirely gray city. "Why is everything gray and how can I paint this place red with blood?"

"Stop right there!" shouted a voice near them. When they turned, they saw it was an Officer Jenny on a motorcycle. Her blue hair tied back in a loose ponytail behind her as she wore the standard blue uniform of the Kanto police. She glared at them both. "You two are under arrest for burning and killing everything in Virdian Forest!"

"No we're not," said Danielle calmly. Tia was picking in her ear next to her, completely unconcerned by what was happening.

"You killed dozens of people and probably hundreds of Pokemon!" Jenny shouted, getting frustrated. "Come quietly or I will be forced to drag you to the station after I charge you for resisting arrest!"

Danielle sighed and shook her head. "Tia, you know what I want you to do?"

Tia grinned as she nodded, getting what her trainer and new friend was saying. Her eyes glowed blue for a moment and Jenny's Pokeballs and handcuffs teleported away in an instant. Jenny stared at the disappearance of her stuff in shock before they were all teleported in the nearest random empty house.

You know those houses in the games in every town or city that don't have doors so you can't actually enter? Yeah, it's one of those so there's no way to actually get in or out other than teleportation.

Jenny realized where she was and got angry. "You will let me out this instant. You are now arrested for kidnapping and-" she was cut off when Danielle easily swept the blue haired woman off her feet and turned to Tia.

"Hold her down Tia, I got an idea."

Tia grinned happily and used her body to force Jenny down until Danielle could pull out a rope from her bag. Using efficient scout like knots, Jenny was now bound, gagged and naked on some random bed.

"Ooh," Danielle purred, stroking Jenny's plush ass as the policewoman struggled. "Don't bother. It's an escape proof toon rope and capable of holding a legendary's power. Now then, I can tell that you really want this." Flipping her skirt up, she revealed her hardened member and grinned at seeing how wet Jenny was down there. "Tia, you want first dibs or shall I do it?"

Tia, who was moaning as she stroked herself to full hardness, grinned as she licked Jenny's cheek and the tears there. "You can have her pussy. I want her ass. But yeah, you can go first this time. Though I totally call dibs next time."

"Remember Tia, we want to break her so don't let her actually cum." Danielle got behind Jenny and, lining herself up, pushed into the blue haired woman's tight cunt. "Man, she's tighter than I thought."

Jenny was still struggling, but that only moved Danielle's cock around easier as she couldn't escape the large member that was now thrusting inside of her repeatedly. Jenny had been without something like this for so long that her body was betraying her, wanting to thrust back and give her some beloved friction. Her mind was warring with her body, trying to resist wanting to give in and needing it at the same time.

Only able to give grunts around the rope, Jenny tried her best to resist Danielle's advances but she felt herself getting closer to climax. She was getting off on this? What the hell? She was on the verge of an orgasm when Danielle pulled out, making her whine in frustration.

"Now, now," said Danielle, patting her head and smiling mockingly at her. "I can't have you climaxing on me, can I? Tia, you're up next and I have to say, I think she's an anal virgin."

Tia smirked at that. "Ooh, I want to rape this bitch even more now." She turned Jenny over so she was on her back and stood over her, her cock twitching at the sight of the bound and gagged policewoman. Putting her member between Jenny's tits, she started thrusting, using her own pre-cum to make it slide easier. Rubbing the tits in front of her, Tia chuckled as she used Jenny's body for her own pleasure. "You're enjoying this, aren't you? You love me just using your body to get myself off like a slut. Filthy whore!"

Jenny was thrashing now, trying to get free as her mind kept trying to ignore what the two red heads were saying to her. She wasn't a whore but why was she getting so wet like she was? It didn't make any sense to her…unless they were telling the truth. Wait? What was she thinking? Of course she wasn't!

She was getting close to climax again from the rough treatment her breasts were receiving when Tia pulled away, denying her from finishing just like Danielle had. Jenny tried not to groan in disappointment, truly wanting to finish her orgasm instead of being brought to the brink but never reaching it.

Thus started the longest hour of her life as Danielle and Tia took turns on her body, constantly bringing her to the cusp of a sweet orgasm, but never allowing her to obtain it. The blue haired woman was now sweaty, covered in various juices and little more than a drooling idiot. Any thoughts of escape were gone as she felt her over sensitive womanhood being stuffed full of cock again but removed before she could grind against it to hopefully finish herself off. Her hands were bound behind her back so she couldn't use them and her clit was throbbing with need.

"Awe, is little Jenny here tired of us playing with her?" Danielle cooed, moving her hand through the wet blue hair as Jenny looked tiredly up at her. "Is she ready to cum? To give herself over to us fully and completely to let her suffering stop?"

Tia snickered. "Nah, she still wants to fight, I bet." Jenny's eyes widened slightly as she whimpered.

Danielle smiled before leaving Jenny and moving over to Tia. "She wishes she could have the sweet relief she wants. Tia, want to show her what she could be getting?"

The red haired eon dragon gave her a hooded look and smiled. "Ooh, I'm getting wet thinking about it. Well, you are my trainer so please, 'train' me."

"Oh, I'll train you alright," said Danielle, smirking at her. In full view of Jenny to make sure she was watching, Danielle and Tia's lips met in a kiss that quickly turned heated, hands running over each other's bodies as they explored each other.

Tia smiled seductively before turning to face the wall, her ass sticking out. Danielle's hands roved over the fleshy globes of Tia's ass before lining herself up and thrusting hard and fast into the eon dragon, making Tia gasp slightly before humming in approval. "Ooh, that's the spot. Fuck me, please."

Danielle smirked as she started thrusting, her cock sliding in and out of the tight cunt in front of her. The eon dragon's womanhood was warmer than average, but tight enough that Danielle couldn't just pound her right away. After a few minutes, Tia was wet and loose enough for to really start thrusting, making Tia moan in appreciation.

"Ooh, that feels so good," Tia moaned, her breath coming out in short gasps. "Fuck me! Fuck my slutty pussy so I'll paint the wall white with my cum!"

"Ah shit!" Danielle panted, thrusting as hard as she could now. "Your walls feel so good! You're a good slut dragon, aren't you?"

"The sluttiest dragon ever!" Tia agreed, her walls tightening as she came from both ends. Her pussy gushing love juices that coated Danielle's member allowing her to move even faster while her cock splattered the wall in front of her with thick white cream.

It didn't take much longer before Danielle came as well, shooting her spunk deep into Tia's most private place. The humanized eon dragon cooed as she felt herself being pumped full of cum, savoring the familiar feeling.

When they came down from their highs, they turned to see Jenny drooling on the bed, desperate to get to her pussy for some relief. It looked like the blue haired woman was finally broken by their little show and needed to orgasm before going insane.

"I suppose she wants to cum now," Tia sighed as she bent down to stare at Jenny in the eyes. "Do you promise to be a good slut and do whatever we say from now on?" Jenny nodded pathetically, her pride and position of authority shredded and destroyed beyond all repair. "I suppose she's telling the truth," said Tia, looking at Danielle with a look of mock sympathy.

"Then I suppose you should give her what she wants," said Danielle, standing back and gesturing for Tia to continue.

Tia gave her a look of pure excitement as she turned Jenny around so she was facing the blue haired woman's plush ass. "With this, I claim you as ours forever slut." She pressed her hard and throbbing foot long member against Jenny's puckered rosebud before pushing in, battering her way through the woman's tight sphincter.

Jenny grunted in pain at what used to be an exit only but Tia at least went slowly enough that the fierce burning became pleasure after several long minutes. Whimpering, she looked up to see Danielle smiling down at her and started to rub her breasts, causing the blue haired woman to moan in pleasure as she tried to lean into her touch.

"It'll feel good after a while slut," Danielle cooed, rubbing Jenny's nipples and the top of her head soothingly. Tia then hit a particularly good spot inside of Jenny's colon and she grunted in surprise and pleasure. Feeling that she was being a good enough girl for it, Danielle took off the gag around Jenny's mouth. "I think I can think of a few things your mouth can be used for, slut."

Jenny, all signs of resistance gone, took in the sight of the large foot long shaft in front of her and drooled as her ass got pounded behind her. Licking her lips, she wasted no time in engulfing the large member in front of her and sucked hard, trying to get to the creamy treat at the end.

Lightly grunting in effort, Tia thrust as hard as she could now and she was glad that Jenny's greedy ass was more than accepting of her foot long cock now. She couldn't hilt herself like she wanted, she was too big for that, but Jenny's guts gave her member such a tight squeezing that it wouldn't be long before she came.

"Ah shit!" Danielle and Tia shouted out at the same time as they came, flooding Jenny's ass and mouth with a flood of cum. The force behind it finally, FINALLY made the blue haired woman orgasm as well. The force behind it was so strong that Jenny started thrashing in her bonds, silent scream etched on her face, as a look of pure pleasure seemed permanently plastered on her face.

Danielle and Tia smiled as the force of the orgasm caused Jenny to glow slightly, which spread to each of them before dying down to normal. Jenny collapsed, not moving except for the steady rise and fall of her breathing.

"Not bad," said Danielle, satisfied as she stood in front of Jenny, her cock still hard in front of her. "Did you think we would accidently start a bond with her?"

"I thought it was a possibility," Tia shrugged, pulling out of Jenny's gaping ass, now loose from all the pounding. "A bit unexpected, but nothing we can't handle and it might have some benefits. She's now completely loyal to the both of us and cannot betray us. Of course, she's now devoted to us so we'll have to take her with on our adventure, but we could use a nice cum dumpster like her."

"True," Danielle nodded, wiping excess cum on her cock on Jenny's hair. "Very true as we now have our own personal slut following us. I guess we'll have to see how much the bond changed her personality when she wakes up."

They didn't have to wait long before Jenny started stirring before opening her eyes to see Danielle and Tia standing before her, erections out and ready. Jenny drooled a bit at the sight.

"Mistresses, please, let me please you both."

Danielle raised an eyebrow as she turned to Tia with a faint smile, which was returned equally. "You're not going to arrest us anymore?"

Jenny shook her head frantically, her eyes wide. "Of course not Mistress. Only you and Mistress Tia can make me happy now. I'm not a police officer anymore, I am your toy to obey your will and desires."

Tia cocked her head to the side as she tapped Jenny's head with her finger, her eyes glowing blue slightly before retreating, looking satisfied. "She's telling the truth," she said. "We broke her. She's barely Jenny anymore and she'll do anything we tell her to."

"You surprised?"

"Not really. We broke her and good. She doesn't need the rope anymore."

Danielle nodded and started to undo the knots, allowing their blue haired slut more space to move. When the escape proof toon rope was put away, it became evident that Jenny had no intention of going anywhere. Her eyes only showed lust as she licked her lips on the bed, lying on her back as she spread her pussy lips for one of them to attack.

"Got an idea," said Tia, looking at Danielle. When the red headed trainer turned to her, she whispered something in her ear and they both grinned before nodding. "Slut, stand up and get in between us."

Jenny quickly got off the bed and got in between them, not sure what they were planning but her devotion got rid of any doubts. Tia grinned before drawing Jenny closer and impaling the woman on her shaft, forcing it deep into the blue haired woman's still tight passage. Jenny moaned but gasped in surprise and eagerness when Danielle embraced her from behind and plunged her own shaft deep into the woman's rectum.

"Ah."

Once they were both fully inside Jenny up to the hilts, they nodded and started thrusting in unison, actually able to feel the other as they moved. Moving faster and faster, they built a steady rhythm and fucked the girl between them stupid.

An hour later

"Nothing like a sex marathon with a new slut, right Danielle?" asked Tia as they finally started walking through Pewter again. Their new companion, Jenny, was with them now having just quit her job at the police department…which consisted of telling herself that she was fired as she was the only bit of law enforcement in the city. She had gotten rid of the police uniform and was wearing normal civilian clothes except for a top.

"She's not going to put on a top, is she?" Danielle asked, though she was smirking at the sight of those nice D-cups on display. Using her various powers that will be convenient when the plot calls for it, she made it so that kids and frail old people wouldn't complain about Jenny being topless.

Sort of like a modified notice-me-not charm from Harry Potter but cooler.

"I wouldn't want to deny my mistresses of everything that makes me who I now am," said Jenny with a purr, having just woken up from her second sex coma that day. Considering that she wasn't wearing any underwear under that short skirt and Danielle and Tia were close in sporting boners again.

"Anyway," coughed Tia, shaking her head slightly. "We doing this Pokemon Kanto league thing?"

"Yep," said Danielle, nodding. "We beat the eight gym leaders, take on the Elite Four and the champion and boom, we rule all of Kanto!"

"I don't think that's how it works," said Tia, deadpanned.

"Really? Don't the Elite Four, like, run the region's government with the champion as president, or something?" Danielle was now confused. "How do the governments in these regions work then? Is there an actual government that is separate from the Pokemon leagues? I'm very confused now."

"This is based on the games, with only a hint of the show," Tia reminded her trainer. "We never saw any form of government in either so I'm guessing that's it's just too complicated for our feeble ten year old minds to think of."

"Fuck that! I'm, like, twenty-one," said Danielle indignantly. "Fine, whatever. Let's just beat the gym leader so we can take his badge and move on from this dreary monochromatic city."

Passing some poor bastard that was getting raped by Beedrils in some garden (even the flowers were gray) and the retarded museum, they finally got to the gym. The building itself looked like a…(drum roll please) a rock!

"A rock?" asked Danielle, staring at it. "Please don't tell me that one day some poor guy was pulled into a rock here and thought it was his destiny to make a gray, rock themed town here."

The moment she said that, all tapes and DVDs of the founding of Pewter burst into flames.

"Let's just get this over with."

The inside of the building was covered in rocks as well, but at least the gym leader was waiting for them. You know the guy. Tanned skin, dark hair, eyes that never seem to open. It's Brock dudes.

"Welcome to the Pewter…is Officer Jenny there topless?"

"I'm not a member of the police anymore and my mistresses here like it when I'm topless!" shouted Jenny, her large D-cups bouncing slightly as she yelled, causing Danielle, Tia and Brock to get boners.

"Anyway," said Brock, now awkward, "I'm sure you're here for a badge. This is a one-on-one match. Go, Onix!"

A large rock snake Pokemon appeared on the other side of the battle arena, roaring in preparation for a battle.

"Go Tia!" Tia ran onto the field as she transformed back into a Latias.

Brock stared in disbelief. "You got a legendary?"

"Nothing in the rules against it! Now start the match already."

"Fine. Onix, use rock throw!"

"Tia-"

Tia was already moving as she dodged the rocks and pulled out a flute from somewhere. Playing the musical instrument, the large rock snake stopped moving before starting to sway to the music, ignoring everything.

"Onix! Tackle that dragon!"

Onix ignored him as the music kept playing. When Tia paused, she used her psychic abilities to rip a spot light out of the ceiling and slammed it into Onix's head.

Tia used Steel Spotlight! It was Super Effective! Since Steel is super effective against rock types after all.

Brock stared at his now unconscious Pokemon. "Well, didn't see that coming."

"Just be glad Tia didn't ask for a sword and go all Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on your Onix," Danielle shrugged. "Tia! Are you humping that Onix?"

"Yes!"

"Okay then, just thought I should ask. And the badge?"

Brock handed over the Boulder badge, which was as gray as the rest of Pewter. They were just leaving when a flaming liquor bottle smashed through one of the windows and exploded, sending fire and broken glass everywhere.

"What the-?"

Heading outside, they saw that news of no police in the town had spread, resulting in mobs looting and pillaging everything. Danielle blinked as she saw some middle school drop outs steal the Aerodactyl skeleton from the museum, some girls with a Jigglypuff putting people to sleep before taking their stuff and even a guy on a Pidgeot smashing street lamps with a baseball bat.

"Well, have fun with this," said Danielle before she, Tia and Jenny ran for Route 3, leaving a stunned Brock as he stared at his hometown in horror. It didn't help when he saw all of his brothers and sisters having an orgy with each other in his house.

"Wow, that town went downhill fast," Tia laughed as she landed next to them when they were far enough away from Pewter, turning back into her human form. "What a rush!"

Completely ignoring the small mushroom cloud behind them from where Pewter was, they made their way through Route 3. Of course, there were also tons of trainers around.

"Hi. I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to-ack!"

Danielle, her eyes narrowed, pinned the annoying boy to the closest tree. Growling, she leaned in close. "Listen close punk, no likes you and that you say the same thing over and over again to every trainer that passes by." She followed up her words by kicking the boy so hard in the groin that his now smashed balls flew out of his mouth. Leaving the new girl behind who would have to find a fondness for skirts, she smiled. "That felt good."

"That made me so hot, mistress," said Jenny, clinging to Danielle with a look of adoration.

Tia pouted next to them. "Hey, I can do stuff like that too!" She proved it by taking a gun out of Danielle's bag, cocked it and shot three different trainers in the head, making the other ten to thirteen year olds panic and run off into the distance. "Yeah, you better run, you fucks!"

Jenny was visibly getting wet and abandoned Danielle to cling to Tia, who grinned and groped the blue haired woman's ass as she gave her trainer a look. "Yeah, still got it."

Danielle rolled her eyes as they headed toward Mt. Moon. Nowhere near the tallest mountain in the region, it was still…uh, well, it had a lovely…it had a good snack bar in Gold/Silver/Crystal, okay?

"So I want to be clear?" Danielle asked as they approached the mountain. "Is there anything here of value in this mountain or anything around it? Items? Pokemon? Anything?"

Tia leaned back on the balls of her feet as she thought about it. "Well, there are Jigglypuff around here."

"And what good are they?"

"If you evolve them into a Wigglytuff in the original Red/Blue versions you can do a cheat to find Mew…I think. I don't really remember all those stupid rumors. Strength NEVER worked on that stupid truck!" She looked pissed off for a moment before calming herself. "Anyway, no, Jigglypuff are just assholes that like to draw on people's faces after they put you to sleep."

"Clefairy?"

"Only catch one if you want to get into an orgy every full moon. No idea why they love it so much as even Lunala doesn't like the moon that much, and she's the moon Pokemon!"

"Aren't there supposed to be fossils inside this crap shack?"

"Yeah, but to be honest they're little bitches that aren't worth it in the long run. Like anyone needs an Omastar or Kabutops if they aren't trying to complete the Pokedex."

"Any reason I shouldn't blow this mountain up?"

"Go for it girl!"

Danielle smirked before pulling out a remote with a button on it. Pressing it, Tia threw up a lead lined shield with her legendary powers as a meteor came out of nowhere and crashed into Mt. Moon. After several minutes, all that was left was a smoking crater and whatever was left the people and Pokemon that were inside at the time.

"And with that, we now have a straight shot to Cerulean," said Danielle, smiling as they made their way to the next city.

"Where'd you get the meteor?" asked Tia, actually curious.

"Madara Uchiha owed me a favor, let's leave it at that."

The rest of Route 3 is boring and nothing happens, let's move on straight to Cerulean!

In the next chapter! Ha!