[Based on episode 14 goku's rival]
Albus: I'm hungry, hey master James must have some food, yay lets go!
[flying car crash]
Ron: ahh!
Hermione: ahh!
George: ahh!
Angelina: ahh!
George: that baby's like a deep fryer and I was almost a well done pork roost
Hermione: it's a good thing we jumped
Ron:(in a tree) ahh help me! I'm stuck here.
George: hey, just let go
Ron:(drops down) o ahh o
Hermione: are you ok?
Ron: yea, but Dad's car sure isn't.
Hermione: must still have some knick
Ron: what now?
Hermione: not sure.
[jungle noises]
George: why did we have to crash in to this place? it's creepy!
Hermione: it's not so bad
[dragon fly's over]
Ron: let's get out of here!
[hiyaa]
Hermione: wasn't that a human voice?
Ron: I don't care what it was were leavening [runs away]
Scorpius: [running and kicking trees]
[dusts off hands and laughs ]
Albus: [riding his broom] YHIPPY!
[flying throw trees laughing]
TIDEOWAVE! [fly's over black lake blowing water up]
it's cold.
that short cut must be near by [flying through corridors]
found it!
there it is! the room of requirement.
hello master i'm here.
hey where is he?
[looks around]
[TV playing work out video]
James: [laughs] isn't that fun?
Albus: there he is.
James: ahh, aerobics a gift from the heavens.
Albus: hello
James: yes keep on trucking!
Albus: master?
James:1 and 2 and 1 for you and m 2
Albus :HEY MASTER JAMES!
James: oh Al it's you.
Albus: I'm here for training
James: now hold on, i'm doing my morning work out, double tim 2there
we go ladies don't we feel the burn.
Albus: master i'm hungry.
James: the refrigerators in the kitchen kid [points] grab some thing you like. like i am.
Albus: is this what he means? [walks over to frig] wow! why's he keep his food in this box?
wow it's like winter in here.
[TV see you tomorrow morning bye bye]
James: ahh good one [walks in to kitchen]
ahhh!
Albus: [rubbing stomach]
James: I've been ransacked! where did you put all my food?
Albus: [laughing]
James :even ate my last stick of butter
now why was it that you came here?
Albus: you said you'd teach me pranking, remember?
James: oh lessons how pleasant.
Albus: and i can stay for a while, i brought stuff.
James: by any chance did you bring that girl?
Albus: you mean Angelina? no she went back home.
James: ehh [snaps]
Albus: there probably having fun in the city by now.
George: [groaning] gee walking on sand is hard on the thighs.
Ron: yea, i don't know why its taking so long.
George: are we sure are miserable trudging is trudging the right way?
Ron: of course the cities due north.
Hermione: pulls out wand]"compuso" south, we've been going south!
George :please don't joke!
Ron: I swear we started north!
[every one collapses]
Hermione: I'd kill for some water.
George: I'd settle for cake.
Ron: dumb leg!
Hermione: yea, letch change that bandge[blushing][wraps bandana around leg]
Ron: blushing] thank you.
George: spare the cheese. huh, hey what's that? [dust being blown up]
Hermione: must be a sand storm.
Scorpius: [running through sand] he's gunna make me so strong.
James: I'll tell you Al studying pranking is no Sunday picnic [opening butter beer pouring
it in a glass and chugging it]
Albus: I don't mind i know I'll have to work hard to get better then you.
James: really kid you could learn some manners.
Albus: [laughing]
James: but you know my lessons don't come free.
Albus: huh?
James: you must find me a young gal! it's the only way i can start training you.
Albus: ok! buts what's a gal?
James: a gal! a fun girl i can go on a date with!
Albus: oh! that's kind of weird,
but if i find this girl then you'll train me?
James: oooh yea!
Albus: [laughing and flying away] yippee!
James: hold on there, are you sure you know what to look for? a stag like me has very
particular taste.
Albus: you want some one who will be your friend.
James: well that would be nice... but I've got a few other guide lines,
1.i'm a sucker for nice skin
2. not to young but not to old
3. and funny to
Albus: that's a lot, but what does her skin have to do with it?
James: uh well...i guess that's a lesson for another time.
Albus: ok, i'll find you someone nice.
James: that's my boy...did u know your snitch is gone?
Albus: yea, i'm not sure were it went... guess it got board. bye master [fly's off]
James: that boy is strange.
[humming, getting flowers , turning on music, dancing]
yea, you sly wizard man feel that boggy
now which one of these robes says stud muffin?
Albus: hey master! she's here.
James: I'm coming [burst through door]
ahh!
Madame Maxime :I'm ready to play!
Albus: isn't she great?
Scorpius: [pushing boat in to water] [rowing and laughing]
James: looks like your first lesson won't be in pranking.
Albus: oh man.
James: now [holds up two pictures on the left a pretty girl on the right an ugly girl]
which one of these is prettier?
Albus: [looks back and forth] i like both.
James: what are you a saint? just get me one of this girls [points to the pretty one] you
got it?
Albus: uh...i don't see the difference but, ok [fly's off] bye again.
James: good bye. there no telling who hill bring back this time, I'd better hide [runs
away] lets see is my breath ok [breaths out, starts coughing,] well not to bad. oh, here he
comes.
Albus: you who! i'm back!
James: please don't be chunky. [peaks around corner]
Albus: huh, maybe he's asleep?
Fleur Delacour:now what does this guy want?
James: [eyes popping out] [whispers] Al, Al.
Albus: [runs over] master is this girl your type?
James: oh you bet. I'd say you just hit the jack pot.
Albus: [excited] so you'll train me now?
James: oh yes... well uh... lets being that lesson, shall we? [blushing and nose
bleeding] i want you to ask that girl there if she'd like to go on a walk with me.
Albus: uh? how is that training?
James: you want to learn or not?
Albus: [runs back to women] lady i'm supposed to ask you if um...
James: I'm soo romantic.
Albus: I'm back.
James: [panicking] no no he screwed it up for me.
Albus: she said she won't walk with you.
James: what do you mean?
Albus: well she said she'd have a much better time if you guys went flying in stead.
James: [nose spouting blood] oh who who who it's to good to be true.
Albus: what now?
James: well now i go accept her invitation
wow every one know flying is a second or third date activity, she must be crazy about me!
now buckle down it's time to show off your moves. [runs towards girl and waves] hi.
Fleur: hi
James: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Fleur: pardon? [turns in to a bird monster]
James: [falls down] so your a veela, are you? [laughing nervously] i knew there was something
iffy i guess i can still try with her human half. Well um i'm like a Stag and your part
bird so what do u say you and me go inside and learn more about are species?
[punch]
Albus: [runs over happily] i get it the lesson is to keep your guard up.
James: exactly [clears throat] yes... well i'm glad you paid attention to the first
lesson. never be open to an attack.
Albus: got it!
James: now for your next lesson you will find me another young gal who is very much like
the last one escaped for the bird part.
Albus: what, again?
James: I told you pranking is not easy.
Albus: yea ok
James: good thing Minny is still on vacation i've got to make the best of it.
Albus: look master some buddy's coming this way
James: what! is it Minny?
Albus: no, its someone in a boat.
Scorpius: [rowing]
hmm [jumping and flipping throw the air]
[lands head first in the dirt]
James: who's the goof? better help him kid.
Albus: [grabs legs and pulls out]
Scorpius: [spits out dirt] [gets up and dusts self off] [mumbles] thanks. ahh your the great
master potter right?
James: people tell me that.
Scorpius: master my names Scorpius and i've come all the way from a tower in the east
please allow me to be your humble student and learn to prank like you [bows]
James: well that's a long way to come, but unfortunately i do not train every boy who shows
up at my door. Sorry.
Scorpius: [eye gleams] maybe some quiet reading will change your mind? [hold up girly mag]
James: [grabs] oh gimmy gimmy!
Scorpius: I brought it just for you
[looks at Albus] so who are you any way? his pupil?
Albus: yea i'm Albus
Scorpius: doesn't seam that u like pranking.
Albus: I like marbles
Scorpius: [laughs] what's that got to do with anything?
Albus: well i'm board and your eye looks like one
Scorpius: WHAT DID YOU SAY! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT EVERY ONE WHO'S SERIOUS ABOUT PRANKING
HAS PERFECT EYE'S? LOOK AT MASTER POTTER [POINTS] HE HAS PERFECT VISION!
James: nope i've got contacts
Scorpius: [pouts]
James: [closes magazine and stands up] after careful consideration
Scorpius: yea
James: I've decided to take you in as my student but only if you go help Al find me a
girl, I trust that you know the kind i like.
Scorpius: [creepy laugh] [whispering in ear]
James: THAT'S IT WRITE THAT PART DOWN!
Scorpius: I know my masters taste
James: then what are we waiting for jump on that nimbus broom and find me a date!
Scorpius: a nimbus?
Albus: yea that's his name
Scorpius: you named a broom?
Albus: come one jump on up
Scorpius: huh? ok [jumps and falls through] hey what's the deal with this thing?
James: only those who have a pure hart can ride the nimbus cloud, and that means you've
been hiding something from us
Scorpius: don't hurt me i just have some magazines that i'm not supposed to read
James: you mean you have more?
Scorpius: I'm sorry master, i didn't show you because the first one seamed to do the trick.
here have them
James: [laughing and flipping throw magazines]
Scorpius: here take them all i don't want them any more [hand him naked man mag]
James: ahh!