It all started with a letter. Well really it was many copies of the same letter. Not that those details matter much. Someone had the brilliant, insane, slightly nefarious idea. That someone might have been very bored one day, or perhaps, he enjoyed devising plans that may cause enormous amounts of pain and suffering. Whatever the case may be, that letter started a wheel in motion, and we all know how things in motion tend to be, that is they will not stop of their own accord.
Now, before the suspense kills you, I will share the contents of that letter.
Dear Miss _,
I am pleased to announce that I have recently opened a new retreat. It is my pleasure to offer you a spot as a guest on my island. I will be having a bit of a trial run, and wish to have some honest feedback from a lady of your grace and intellect. I know a lady such as yourself must be very busy, but this retreat will be the perfect escape from the pressures others must surely put on you. With that note, I invite you to come and relax at my expense one month from today on February 9th. I will be hosting a small group as a trial run for two weeks.
In addition to yourself, you are welcome to bring one other guest. I also have a liberal pet policy. I understand that your animal companion is seldom from your side, and see no reason to part a lovely lady from her beloved companion.
Due to security concerns, I can only share that the location of my island is in the tropics. Therefore, if you accept my invitation, I ask you to turn to the next page for information on how to reach my private jet for the flight to my island retreat.
Sincerely,
Mr. Alpha
Now of course, you will wonder how this innocent invitation is the root of the mischief and mayhem I hinted at. Do you see who the letter is addressed to? It is addressed to Miss _ and of course as that line is blank we don't know who it is. However, we do know it is an important lady. I must also point out that this letter was sent to several ladies, and those ladies would be gathering together on a tropical island resort for two weeks. If you do not see the problem yet, you have probably never visited an apartment were several girls live, or visited with a group of female "friends," or participated in activities with more than one or two girls.
Whoever Mr. Alpha is, he is about to experience a war like nothing seen before as he gathers together a group of apparently powerful, influential women.