I finished watching Something Blue recently and I couldn't help but think two things: 1) Poor Giles and 2) what were the final plans for the wedding. So here is my little tiny bit of a story. Do not worry though. Young Love and William are being worked on.

blah = Giles thoughts

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Giles had a new glass of scotch on the coffee table next to him, wash cloth over his eyes. He found out something interesting. If he pretended to be asleep Buffy and -insert shudder- Spike left him alone making all sorts of plans that he hoped never happened. Unfortunately, they made all sorts of nosies that he really really didn't want to hear.

"But why not?" Buffy whinned curled up in Spike's lap, tugging at the collar of his shirt.

"I already told you. We can only have a park wedding if you want to honeymoon with Mister Big-Pile-of-Dust. There has to be a better place." He flipped threw a book, ignoring his "fiance".

"But Spike~~"

"I said no Buffy. We already have our Mum's sitting together even though I still don't think its a good idea. No daytime park wedding."

Buffy lightly smacked his chest. "I've always wanted a park wedding ever since I was little. Please baby?"

Giles heard Spike sigh. He guessed that Buffy was doing the begging face. The one that she used on him to try and get nights off of patrol or to let her use his car (which would never ever happen again). He was bound to cave right about...

Now. "How 'bout this pet?" He could hear him shift in the chair, moving her in his lap. "We have a night time park wedding. Under a full moon." More shifting. "With candles everywhere."

Oh. Go ahead Spike. Appeal to her more sentimental romantic side. Giles considered letting them know he was awake but then they would fuss over him and he didn't like that. Nope. Not one bit.

Buffy nuzzled him. "That sounds wonderful. Perfect. Better than any daytime wedding."

Giles then heard kissing and what sounded like faint whimpering. Okay. That is where I drew the line. He was about to slam his fist on the table when he heard Buffy.

"Spike. Stop."

"Why Luv? We're gonna be married soon enough." More kissing noises.

"Its just... a want it to be special. You know. Something memorable."

"Well doing it with Giles in the room is an amazing feat."

No. No. NO! "That is quiet enough!"

"Giles!" He could hear the embarrassment in Buffy's voice.

"So your up Dad?"

"Yes I am and you two will not be having sex in my house! Wait until you are on your honeymoon." He sat up and reached for his scotch and glanced in their general direction. "And don't call me Dad."

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So that it for now. If anyone has any other ideas for the Spuffy wedding senerios please let me know. I may add more chapters.