Let me give you a little piece of advice if you're thinking about moving to New York city.
Don't.
It's not the dirty streets, or overload of people, or even the horridus traffic. It's the damn super people. Super heroes, super villains, super vigilantes, and every goddamn thing in between that will make your life a living hell.
It's too late for me. I've lived here all my life and couldn't imagine being anywhere else. All of my family, all of my friends, hell, all of my memories are in this God forsaken, chaos ridden, place. I mean, I do love this city, though sometimes I don't sound like it, I do, it just isn't such a great idea for you to move here. Especially if you're from a quiet small town, or from down south, and aren't accustomed to threats on your life as a weekly thing. Not to mention I've been trained pretty much since the beginning of my life with what to do in a certain, super powered, situation. How the cops are useless against Magneto. How you're best chance of survival is finding cover, or Captain America. How to identify the villains compared to the heroes (if they're dropping a building on you? Probably not good). How to get the fuck outta the Hulk's way. How you really shouldn't be a criminal in Hell's Kitchen (More than likely it'll end in a few broken ribs and appendages). How if it suddenly starts raining don't wait around to see if it's Storm or Thor, get to cover, dumbass. And it's not even disaster protocols you have to get use to quickly. It's more trivial things too.
Like seeing Doctor Strange just chilling in a McDonalds on your friends Snapchat story and not even being surprised. Or accidentally running into Spider-Man with your bike and buying him a coffee cause you feel so bad (he gives you money too replace the front tire). And did Tony Stark just fly by your window or is it just lack of sleep? Also goddamit Loki that's the second time this month you crashed through my roof, well 'sorry' doesn't sweeten my tea, pUT THAT COOKIE DOWN IT'S THE LAST ONE.
And even normal, everyday, conversations. "No you fucktard, the Ninja Turtles are just a cartoon." "I think there's more to becoming an Avenger than a cool costume." "Well, Spider-Man is like four and was able to join." "Nah, I'm pretty sure Black Widow has slept with every Avenger once. Even Scarlet Witch. Actually especially Scarlet Witch." "Sorry I was talking about my dog named Falcon." "To be honest I think Hawkeye has also slept with every Avenger too." "I think I just accidentally just killed Ant-Man." "You think if I get good enough grades Iron-Man with adopt me?" "Just because Doctor Doom was holding up traffic does not excuse you being tardy." "You think everything Quick Silver does is fast?" "Thor God of thunder? More like God of abs." "Ms. Marvel could kick my ass and I'd thank her." "Don't go to Ray's Pizza on Delta Avenue. The Vulture is holding it up again." "Loki's hair is my religion." "I'm either gay, or just really, really, really, like Spider-Gwen. Nope, I'm just gay."
And let me tell you my friend that's only the tip of the iceberg Captain America was frozen in.
So like I said, if you're thinking about moving to New York city.
Don't.
