2000 Years
2000 Years
How true. What I'm about to tell you is true. Trust no one. Except me.

Through the woods of a forest in "Pokèmon Land" there lies a dark cave. One day I dare went inside.

What I saw etched on the stone wall was astonishing. In an ancient language and alphabet were the written predictions of a horrible occurrence that would wipe out human existence.

And I'll tell you it in a song! Ahem:

(Bum bum bum bum) There on the stony wall inside that dismal cave

I saw predictions digging humanity's grave

Come year 2000 every single Pokèmon

Will soon be on a killing marathon

They say I'm crazy

But it's no lie

When all those cuddly creatures turn on us we'll die

Don't you believe me?

Have you no sense?

Some preparation is our only good defense

(Bum bum bum bum) So if you stupidly ignore my helpful pleas

Those evil little things will bring us to our knees

They've all been plotting since they first discovered man

It's all within their evil little plan

(End song here)

And it's true! I warn you! If you own a Pokèmon dispose of it at once, however you can! Say, it's a nice day for a barbecue, isn't it?

NOT QUITE THE END