This is the poem about Lazar Coke head requested for being the winner of my Star Princess Prediction Contest. I hope to have more in the future to increase readership.

Lazar is second banana

To a man who is quite nuts.

He wants to be number one

But doesn't have the guts.

Lazar is the sidekick

Of a guy who's rather mad.

He has a clown's facade

But really is quite bad.

When you see him smile

You assume him to be glad.

But try and see behind the mask.

He is really is quite sad.

They say

Absolute power

Corrupts absolutely.

With this guy

You may need

To rephrase it

Positively.

Lazar is second banana

To a man who is quite nuts.

He wants to be number one

But doesn't have the guts.

Lazar is the sidekick

Of a guy who's rather mad.

He has a clown's facade

But really is quite bad.

When you see him smile

You assume him to be glad.

But try and see behind the mask.

He is really is quite sad.

They say

Don't judge a book

By it's cover.

But in this case

It makes me wonder.