Crazy Quest 3: Destination Dumbledore
Writer's Note: Sorry you've all been waiting for my new story, but I had some problems on logging in.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
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The entire staff in the staffroom looked at Minerva McGonagall who was very pale and was shaking visibly.
'What's got her so upset?' mumbled Hagrid.
His question was soon answered when McGonagall began to speak.
'My colleagues,' she began shakily, while Severus snorted in cruel humor,' a terrible thing has just happened in Hogwarts.'
'Well, spit it out!' impatiently said Julia Sprout.
Minerva shot her a dirty look.
'Headmaster Albus Dumbledore has been kidnapped!' cried out McGonagall.
Everyone was quiet, except Filch who said: 'So?'
'We don't have any idea who kidnapped him or where he went,' continued McGonagall,' I haven't searched his place thoroughly, but I couldn't see a clue. I think that we should send our best people for this.'
'And who would that be?' asked cautiously Severus, dreading the answer.
'Why you, Sibyl, Rubeus and Argus!' said obviously Minerva, as if it was one of the stupidest questions anybody asked her.
Sibyl choked on her tea that she was drinking, and stared at Minerva incredulously.
'Me? How can I go with this inside me?' asked Sibyl, motioning at her bloated, pregnant stomach.
'You'll manage,' icily replied McGonagall, while Sibyl mumbled something about Gryffindor cruelty which was well-hidden in students and certain teachers.
'How about if we go to the scene of the crime?' asked carefully Severus.
'That'll be in Dumbledore's office,' explained Minerva,' but I've already searched the place!'
'Ahh,' mysteriously replied Severus,' but you may have missed something with those dirty glasses of yours!'
McGonagall swore under her breath, blushed, and cleaned her glasses (who were really dirty!). Once she finished, she put them back on.
'Very well Severus,' she sniffed, adjusting her spectacles,' you may check Albus' office again!'
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Severus, Sibyl, Filch and Hagrid stepped carefully into Dumbledore's office. It was strangely messy: the papers were everywhere, the chair was upturned etc. It seemed that there was some sort of struggle. Severus carefully looked under the table. Nothing.
'Search the office everyone!' ordered Severus.
And without another word, they searched. Severus stepped over to Fawkes, the phoenix, who was perched up on his stand, looking around proudly, obviously having no idea that his master was in trouble.
Some bravery, thought Severus.
'If only you can tell us where Albus is,' sighed Severus, as if expecting an answer from the pheonix.
Fawkes looked at him stupidly and squawked: 'Polly wanna cracker!'
Severus looked amazed back at the bird.
'I didn't know that phoenixes could talk!' burst out Sibyl,' Especially Fawkes!'
'Dumbleder must've bin teaching 'im,' said Hagrid happily,' ah saw 'im once trying to do it!'
'What a clever bird,' commented Argus thoughtfully.
Fawkes looked stupidly once again at him.
'Polly wanna kill lemon drops!' Fawkes squawked.
'You were saying?' asked Severus, raising an eyebrow.
'Lemon drops are disgusting!' defended himself Filch.
Severus rolled his eyes, but had to admit that Filch was right. Dumbledore's favorite lemons drops WERE disgusting.
They kept looking around, until Severus spotted something in Dumbledore's half open drawer. It was a letter. He slid his hand into the drawer and pulled it out. It said:
'Dear Dumbledore,
We are running out of time. Send it to Vienna at once.
Dushan Popovich'
'So Dushan is involved in this?' inquired Severus raising an eyebrow.
'But what is it that Dumbledore is trying to send him?' asked frantically Sibyl.
Severus pocketed the letter, looking grave.
'I don't know, but we have to go to Vienna to find out!' whispered Severus.
They all went out of the room, leaving Fawkes sitting on his perch.
'Polly wanna eat Sorting Hat!' chirruped Fawkes happily.
Writer's Note: I know it isn't so funny, but this is also the beginning. And who said sequels from funny stories are still funny. Any, I'm at least trying to make it funny. Please review!
Writer's Note: Sorry you've all been waiting for my new story, but I had some problems on logging in.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
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The entire staff in the staffroom looked at Minerva McGonagall who was very pale and was shaking visibly.
'What's got her so upset?' mumbled Hagrid.
His question was soon answered when McGonagall began to speak.
'My colleagues,' she began shakily, while Severus snorted in cruel humor,' a terrible thing has just happened in Hogwarts.'
'Well, spit it out!' impatiently said Julia Sprout.
Minerva shot her a dirty look.
'Headmaster Albus Dumbledore has been kidnapped!' cried out McGonagall.
Everyone was quiet, except Filch who said: 'So?'
'We don't have any idea who kidnapped him or where he went,' continued McGonagall,' I haven't searched his place thoroughly, but I couldn't see a clue. I think that we should send our best people for this.'
'And who would that be?' asked cautiously Severus, dreading the answer.
'Why you, Sibyl, Rubeus and Argus!' said obviously Minerva, as if it was one of the stupidest questions anybody asked her.
Sibyl choked on her tea that she was drinking, and stared at Minerva incredulously.
'Me? How can I go with this inside me?' asked Sibyl, motioning at her bloated, pregnant stomach.
'You'll manage,' icily replied McGonagall, while Sibyl mumbled something about Gryffindor cruelty which was well-hidden in students and certain teachers.
'How about if we go to the scene of the crime?' asked carefully Severus.
'That'll be in Dumbledore's office,' explained Minerva,' but I've already searched the place!'
'Ahh,' mysteriously replied Severus,' but you may have missed something with those dirty glasses of yours!'
McGonagall swore under her breath, blushed, and cleaned her glasses (who were really dirty!). Once she finished, she put them back on.
'Very well Severus,' she sniffed, adjusting her spectacles,' you may check Albus' office again!'
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Severus, Sibyl, Filch and Hagrid stepped carefully into Dumbledore's office. It was strangely messy: the papers were everywhere, the chair was upturned etc. It seemed that there was some sort of struggle. Severus carefully looked under the table. Nothing.
'Search the office everyone!' ordered Severus.
And without another word, they searched. Severus stepped over to Fawkes, the phoenix, who was perched up on his stand, looking around proudly, obviously having no idea that his master was in trouble.
Some bravery, thought Severus.
'If only you can tell us where Albus is,' sighed Severus, as if expecting an answer from the pheonix.
Fawkes looked at him stupidly and squawked: 'Polly wanna cracker!'
Severus looked amazed back at the bird.
'I didn't know that phoenixes could talk!' burst out Sibyl,' Especially Fawkes!'
'Dumbleder must've bin teaching 'im,' said Hagrid happily,' ah saw 'im once trying to do it!'
'What a clever bird,' commented Argus thoughtfully.
Fawkes looked stupidly once again at him.
'Polly wanna kill lemon drops!' Fawkes squawked.
'You were saying?' asked Severus, raising an eyebrow.
'Lemon drops are disgusting!' defended himself Filch.
Severus rolled his eyes, but had to admit that Filch was right. Dumbledore's favorite lemons drops WERE disgusting.
They kept looking around, until Severus spotted something in Dumbledore's half open drawer. It was a letter. He slid his hand into the drawer and pulled it out. It said:
'Dear Dumbledore,
We are running out of time. Send it to Vienna at once.
Dushan Popovich'
'So Dushan is involved in this?' inquired Severus raising an eyebrow.
'But what is it that Dumbledore is trying to send him?' asked frantically Sibyl.
Severus pocketed the letter, looking grave.
'I don't know, but we have to go to Vienna to find out!' whispered Severus.
They all went out of the room, leaving Fawkes sitting on his perch.
'Polly wanna eat Sorting Hat!' chirruped Fawkes happily.
Writer's Note: I know it isn't so funny, but this is also the beginning. And who said sequels from funny stories are still funny. Any, I'm at least trying to make it funny. Please review!