Chapter 1 : A mission disturbing…!
Cell was dead since ten years already. The first time he meets Frieza, He knew they will be good friends. But this wasn't what Frieza thinked at the first sight.
"… May I help you?"asked Frieza at seeing him come to him.
At reality, he was terrified. Sangoku had be defeat by him and after the little Saiyan killed him… And same if Cell gets kill by the son of Goku… Goku… he.. he… He had kill the Super Saiyan! This one, the most infamous, the most horrible…! The cause of all his nightmares…! He killed him at exploding himself…! And after, he came back unscathed on the Earth for making fun of the one who stay! Only for that, Frieza detested and hated Cell…! Only because he had win where he had loose…!
"I'm new here…! Do you want to be my guide…?" asked Cell, showing a sympathy smile.
Frieza got a bad feeling. Only his father could do a smile at him, him, one of the most terrible demons of the universe… Anyway, this was him the most powerful titan of the hell… for the moment.
"… But what bring me this honor, Sir?" questioned peacefully Frieza, at not forgetting the politeness, in spite of his fury against this character.
Though he hates him for his power… he respects her and fears her too. He preferred to be with him than Sangoku.
"Oh…! This is even so evident, for me…! Among all cellules in my heart, this is to you and the ones of your father then I have this sum of vileness and the desire to conquer…! Without you, I would be a impossible sensible and emotional, like all these earthling! I have to thank you for that, Frieza…!"
"… If you take this like that…!" reply Frieza, shy to thinking one part of this monster was a sum of these cellules…
But in reality, this was really good for one's image…! This was like to say one part of him had kill Sangoku… and Trunk, his murder…!
The green demon was a good talker…!
This was like that their partnership started…
This was like they doing one…! Frieza was always polite and thoughtful, looking at Cell don't miss of nothing, then his colleague let him a place of choice, in the destruction and the terror provoking on simples peoples of the other world. Dirty trick, they did so mush…! Damage, we couldn't count them…! Never before Frieza get so much of amusement.
But there…! A shadow came on the perfect tandem of the other world… The family of each member of them duo…!
Cold wanted Frieza came at each family's meeting, and that's pleased always to the white demon. Then to Cell, he had to take care of these eternal little blue devils, still more terrible and foolish then their father…!
If that hadn't be like that, nothing could do sadness to the team… But at forgetting this shadow in the scenery, Cell and Frieza were happy…!
At least the day, in those times…
Cell came to Friza, this last organizing his troops, seeing at the good preparations for the new attack on the poor duties of Enma, always looking to a luck to quitting the hell for terrorize all the universe..! But Cell hadn't looking in the mood. Frieza saw that and let the command at Dodoria, coming to his particular colleague.
"…What's happens…? You make a strange face… Don't say you dislike my troops again…!"
"No, this is not that…" sighed Cell, leaning one's elbows on the guardrail surrounding the blood's lake, the redness of the sky only help to have the feeling of the alert and the anger to stay in all the place.
Only Frieza could stay calm and having a fine look. He deposed a hand on the guardrail, waiting, listening and seeing if his friend came to explain. But like he didn't speak at all and the patience of the white demon had limits, he finish to punch with his fist on the support and cry out:
"Come on! Say what you have, you…!"
"… I love it when you gets irritate!" say at least Cell, showing a little cute and knowing smile, this reaction displeasing and embarrassing the poor Frieza, looking down and said:
"Stop talking with this tone…! And said simply what happens… or if you don't, I will start to think you only want to make me become angry!"
At seeing Freiza really get exhausted, Cell raised a hand for make him stay calm and tell him the cause of theses anxieties.
"This is because… there's a tournament…"
"A tournament? A tournament of martial art?" asked Frieza, surprise.
He wanted always prove his power? When he was already the second most powerful demon of the universe?
(In ten years, there's only Kid Buu, coming this was one year… I don't see other… There's Majin Buu, but he's no more devil! So, this is all correct!)
"No…! This is… like a conquest of beauty…!" explained Cell, shy, his colleague falling down with a lot of noise.
"… Of beauty? No but… this is for girl, this kind of things!" cry out the lizard, furious, don't wanting his colleague be treat like a poof.
That will not do a good reputation for him…! But no, far of that…!
"… Yes, I understand your idea… and I knew you will be against… Excuse me to disturb you with this kind of details…!" did Cell, forcing a smile.
But that wasn't going well at all…! And Frieza, finding only more bad to see him like that with these sad eyes, dreaming, the face between his double-breasted arms (sorry for horrible English), looking at the lack, finished by grunt and said:
"… If you want to go, you could! But don't counts on me… for participate at this kind of contest…!"
"… Hum? What? You… You're serious?" reply Cell, making a strange face.
"… But yes! Oh come on, same for making you happy, I never go make me laugh of me at showing them my appearance has a valor to my eyes…! If I do, they will make fun at me for my size, the size of my tails, my effeminate's look, etc…!" finished to said Frieza, blushing, disliking to talk about his little fault, in his head.
"You're wonderful! I could never hope you could accept to stop for a moment our conquest galactic! You understand, my designer, D. Gero, is one of the judges! I wanted to be sure he thinks, like his computer, I'm have the perfect body!" did joyfully Cell at hugging his partner.
Frieza grow him back, cross the arm on his chest at said:
-…I thought the perfect body, this was about your level of power, of speed, yours techniques and your courage…?
"Oh, but you remember the volume #16, page 276, case 4?" did Cell, surprise and happy, making Frieza blush of shame.
(Sorry if the translation in english is different than the manga.)
He was asking to himself questions about the "perfect body" of Cell. And he came to the point this was the power and not the appearance of the body. Because, after some delicates observations… He was maybe seductive… Maybe beautiful for certain people, but he will never be as good as a member of his race.
"Loose in your mind, dear colleague?" said Cell, bending down for these noses touch each other.
Frieza moved backwards, terrorized. He didn't know what happens with him… Cell will never kick him, he know that… So, why he had so scare when he entered in his vital space?
"… Yes, at least you cut me from my vital space!" he cry out, angry.
"Don't make your little sensible…! Whatever your grimaces are really cute…!" gently Cell maked fun of.
Frieza breathe slowly three times, closed his eyes and regained in his cold blood, as his affable smile.
"Ah! Thank for the critic! But I think you should go for be register in this contest, for your pride! You will say to Zabon if he will go to final, I will explode his brain…!"
"If you want to…! But you should stop to be so hard with him! He has so much charm…! That will be really strange the judge don't be sensible…!" did Cell, amusing by the reaction of Frieza, surprised and scandalized.
"What? He don't say he find him pretty, like all other fools here?" thought Frieza, insulted.
This was hard to get this kind of man in his army for the pride… But at having this beautiful guy in his troop, the eyes of people was on him, and not on the "adorable and minuscule tyrant" he was, according to the journalists. Some of people got kill at writing this kind of stupidity, special thanks from the Lord Frieza.
"Oh, please…! This is not my style…!" reply Cell, sniggering.
"… And I don't want to know! Why you're always here? You should have other things to ask me?" question Frieza, staying a air impassive, in spite of some sweat's drop under his head.
"… We can't dissimulate anything to you, Sherlock!" said the one with the perfect body, smiling, at leaning to him for asking a request in his ear.
That took three seconds at Frieza for understand the gravity of the situation and explode…!
But also strange that was, he's accepted to look after the little monsters of Cell, the Cells Jr.