One fine morning Sonic the hedgehog was enjoying a relaxing stroll through one of Mobius' many forests with his life partner Tails. The two of them had been friends for years, and after a long time, they decided to cement their friendship eternally by moving in together.

"Sonic, honey!" Tails cried suddenly. "Isn't it such a gorgeous day? Let's head down to the beach so that we can frolic and play in the water!"

"Tails, you Silly Goose!" Replied Sonic. "You KNOW how I hate the water! We can go to the beach, but I'll just work on my tan while you get wet!"

Tails thought about trying to convince Sonic that it would be ever so much fun for the two of them to go for a dip together, but at that moment he noticed that the some of the saliva expelled by Sonic's slight lisp had landed on the crotch area of Tail's hotpants. This was giving him an erection, so he quickly agreed and off they went.

When they arrived, they noticed all their friends had gotten the same idea that they did. Rouge, Amy, Blaze and Cream were playing volleyball, while Gamma and Chaos were having a few drinks down at the seaside shack. Shadow and silver were being emo somewhere. Tails got very excited when he saw the Ocean.

"It's soooooooo beautiful, Sonic!" mused Tails. "I'm gonna go get wet. You coming?"

"No thanks! I think I'll just sit here and work on my tan, maybe get some couscous and green tea for a snack..." replied sonic.

"Ooh, could you get me a hot dog?"

"Tails, you know what the doctor said about eating wieners..." Sonic warned.

"Oh poo! They always go straight to my thighs!" Tails whined.

With that, tails ran off to play in the water. Sonic got comfortable on his beach chair and decided to catch up on the book he was reading, entitled The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, a gripping tale about overcoming disability in the name of romance during the early twentieth century. Just then, a familiar voice from behind Sonic called out to him. Sonic quickly spun around to see his ex, Knuckles, standing there in his slave outfit.

"Hey Sonic, let's have sex and be nasty and shit!" Knuckles said while doing pelvic thrusts towards Sonic's face.

"Kunckles, what part of two hundred feet away at all times do you not understand?" Sonic shot back.

"Hey, come on, guy, I'm just here because I love you! Come on, why don't you shit in my mouth and call me a bitch?"

"Well, that does sound eroti... No. You know what, Knuckles, no. Not this time. You've hurt me far too many times in the past for me to trust you any more. I've given you my heart only for you to run off with some finely toned Puerto Rican gigolo on one too many occasions, and I think it's time for me to move on. I'm with Tails now and he makes me happy."

Unfortunately, Knuckles was busy eating a cucumber and was not paying attention to Sonic. Pretending to be thoroughly disgusted by the echidna's sexual deviancy, Sonic moved his chair to another part of the beach to resume his sunbathing. Unbeknownst to him or Knuckles, Tails had been eavesdropping on their conversation.

"It seems Sonic still has feelings for Knuckles" Tails muttered to himself. "I have to do something about this. Something... deadly."

To Be Continued....?