What do you get when you give Tamaki a portal gun? An idiot with a portal gun! What'd you expect? If you really want to know what you'd get, read and find out!
Haruhi walked into the 3rd music room to do finance with Kyoya and the rest of the host club. She opened the door and saw that they were all already sitting down, punching numbers on calculators.
"Are we really going to do this all night?" She asked as she dragged herself closer to the table. Kyoya opened his mouth to answer with some nonsense about raising the poor commoner's debt higher when someone outside said.
"You want something interesting, you say?" At first, they thought it was Nekezawa, but it was a girl. She had brown hair and was wearing something that equated with a prison suit. "Follow me for something you'll never forget." The twins jumped out the window to follow her. Everyone then jumped out the window to go after them, but got bored of chasing them and just followed the girl.
"So, um, where are we going, exactly?" Hikaru asked after walking for hours.
"Someplace you'll never forget, oh, look! We're here!" They were in the middle of a grassy field and the only 'building' in sight was a metal outhouse. The girl opened the door and shoved them inside shouting.
"HERE GLAD0S! TAKE THEM, NOT ME!" The club landed on an elevator a couple feet down and watched the mysterious girl slam the door. The elevator slowly took them down.
"This is why we don't complain about the finances, Haruhi." Kyoya said.
"You all are stinking rich, don't ANY of you have a cell phone?!" Haruhi asked.
"We left ours on the table." The twins said, shrugging.
"I left mine at home today." Hunni said.
"Well, it's a good this ONE of us is prepared." Kyoya said, pulling out a phone. He was dialing a number when the elevator stopped in front of white, cylindrical things with red dots on the front of them.
"Target sighted." One of them said. There was a BANG sound and kyoya's phone had a hole right through the middle.
"Dammit!" Kyoya said. The elevator went down a few more floors and they saw a giant robot.
"Hello. Did the chubby girl bring you here? Well, to walk all this way you must love science. Beore we begin though…" The robot picked up Hunni.
"Hunni –senpi!" Everyone said. It lifted him over a wall and the club couldn't see what was happening on the other side, nor hear it.
"What have you done with Hunni-senpi!" Tamaki demanded of the robot.
"Nothing that won't be done to you." The robot replied before picking him up. This happened a few times until it was just Haruhi remaining.
"Your friends are safe, girl. But not forever. If you fail these tests or, weather purposely or accidentally, destroy the personality cores that I downloaded them to, they will die." The robot dropped something in front of her. "I haven't done human tests like this one before, this should be interesting. My name is Glad0s, and that is a portal gun that you can use to solve tests. Are you ready?" Haruhi nodded.
"I am."
"Then let's begin."
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