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"Mmm...go away" A voice mumbled.
"Tenten"
"Go away"
"Tenten!"
"GO AWAY!" The angry expression left Neji pinned against the wall by the rutheless Tenten. She snored and slept peacefully while pushing him back furthur, "Mmm...I told you to go away..."
Neji struggled to breathe and tried to motion her arm away. Why is she so strong when sleep walking!?
"T-Tenten w-wake u-p..."
"I love you..mm.."
Tenten slowly opened her eyes and glared at the blurry image. She wiped her eyes with one hand and looked closer, "Hmm...Neji?"
"AHHHHH NEJI WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" She screamed letting her arm go, "Who did this to you?"
She embraced him in her arms and shook him hard, "Wake up, wake up!"
She looked down realising she was still bare in her bra and underwear, "AHH NEJI YOU PERVE!"
She pushed him back to the wall and pulled her sheets and covered herself.
"W-What's happening..." He looked straight at Tenten's underwear and blushed bright red.
"BAKA!"
Wack.
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"How should I have known you sleep walk..."
"I do not sleep walk" Tenten grumbled, "You perve"
"And how should I know you sleep with just your bra and underwear"
She flushed bright red and slapped him again, "What sort of perve are you!"
"Don't change the subject" Neji firmly stated looking straight to her eyes, "So what's with the I Love You"
She grinned and gave him a big wack on the back, "You really wanna know eh?"
"J-Just curious..."
"Guess you've finally realised my charms"
"W-what?"
"Just kidding" She pulled him along and pointed at the Ichiraku ramen store, "Your treat today"
She pushed him into the seat next to him, they both glared at the tower of ramen bowls piling right next to them. Naruto was busily slurping the noodles away with satisfaction, "Another Miso Ramen old man!"
"N-Naruto you know it's not healthy eating so many at once..." Tenten twitched.
"Ne, Tenten and Neji?" Naruto looked up at them and grinned, "Are you both on a date?"
"NO" They both yelled, "Not with him/her!"
She gave a cold stare at each other and blushed again.
"Are you sure, you both look like..." Naruto's grin became wider, "An Item"
"WHAAAAT!" She looked at him and gave him the crackling knuckles and fiery stare, "NA-RU-TO"
After a beating...
"Another..S-Sakura" He twitched, beat up on the floor.
"I've changed my mind, this ones on you Naruto"
"Tenten you didn't have to be so against it" Neji smirked.
"Whatta you mean, of course I should be!"
"I mean, we should look like an item by now, we've been together since..."
"Neji why would I wanna be an item with YOU?"
"Not that I want to either"
"Then thats settles it, now shut up I'm hungry"
She grabbed the ramen bowl from Neji and slurped away blushing, every once and awhile glancing at Neji. He smirked a friendly smirk and turned away, "Hn"
She finished slurping and stood up, "Naruto thanks for paying"
Training grounds...
"Lets try somethin new, something we havn't tried before"
"Hn?"
"I've always wanted to try physically hitting you without Genjutsu or Ninjutsu or any damn Jutsu, just normal physical martial arts, no Chakra and no Byakuugan"
"Hnn...?"
"Ok I won't let you off that easily"
She jumped into position and motioned herself ready. Neji just stood there dumbfounded, of course he knew he'd flog her down anytime. She ran towards him and aimed a punch at his left, he dodged. She tried again and aimed at his right, he dodged. Several punches and kicks later everyone of them, a miss.
"Neji take this seriously!"
As she aimed a right kick at him he aimed to pull her down to the floor, but sadly he ended up pulling her pants, and the moment he pulled her down, her pants ripped straight off her. She came flying down with just her underwear. He blushed as the strawberry underwears came flying towards his face. S-She's pretty well endowed...
"..." There was complete silence.
Tenten pushed herself up and stormed right in front of him, "NEJI YOU PERVE!"
Punching him straight across the face.
K.O.
Win.
"Now look what you've done, I can't walk back home like this!"
"It was an accident..."
She slapped him several times and yelled, "Godamnit you call this an accident?"
"Ouch..."
"Now what!"
"Hnn.."
Her pants were basically ripped in half.
"You'll have to stay with me and hide me the whole way!"
"Fine..."
Night Time...
"Tenten...we should of gone back hours ago" Neji huffed, "What's wrong?"
Still hiding behind a tree, she shuddered coldly.
"Tenten if your not gonna go, I'm going" Neji came behind the tree just to see her hugging her knees all cold.
"There's no way I'm going out there!"
"N-Neji-kun..." Hinata called.
"When did she stop calling you Neji onii-san..."
"When I told her to"
"N-Neji-kun are you th-there?"
"Hinata-san...here"
"N-Neji-kun...?" Hinata gasped seeing Tenten sitting there with just underwear on, "T-Tenten-chan..."
"I know, I know"
"Hn..."
"N-Neji...s-stripped you!" Hinata gasped and fainted.
"What the..."
"Hell"
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Ohohohohohoho, what may this become. If this chapter doesnt make anything i'm deleting da story -.-...
Chapter 2: Tenten you perve!?
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