Friends "Rock": Issue 1
Friendly Issues
Ted: So. what are you doing???
Jeff: Umm. stuff. does it really apply to you??? Besides.
Ted: Besides what??? Are you calling me stupid? Is it a problem that I may not have the exact Brain Capacity as you "Oh Great One"???
Jeff: No. it's just. you are not the only friend I have you now!!! So what makes you so special???
Ted: *Rolls over on his back* Cause my names "Ted"???
Jeff: *Laughs* Of course. bring up the name again. it's ALWAYS the name isn't it??? GOD!!!
Ted: *Raises one eyebrow* Know what. I really don't think you are THAT popular to not tell me things. After all. how many people talk to rocks???
Jeff: *Stares at Ted* I don't know. I mean. sometimes you make more since than I do most of the time. and I'm the only human here between the two of us.
Ted: So what??? Talking to rocks aren't so bad. how many rocks do you think talk to humans???
Friends "Rock": Issue 2
More. Friendly Issues
Jeff: Hey Ted.
Ted: Hey??? We've been sitting here for 10 min. and all you can say is "Hey Ted"??? Jeff: Oh. I'm sorry. "Hello Ted".
Ted: *Starts to cry* You don't. have to be. rude. about it.
Jeff: *Rolls eyes and laughs* I didn't know ROCKS could cry??? Plus. you've never cried before so why start now???
Ted: *Blows his nose* I just have one question. How DO I blow my nose anyway. I DON'T have any arms you know. Then again. how do I talk???
Jeff: Don't know. but I'm too tired to think about it. wake me up for dinner k??? *Falls asleep*
Ted: So. what are you doing???
Jeff: Umm. stuff. does it really apply to you??? Besides.
Ted: Besides what??? Are you calling me stupid? Is it a problem that I may not have the exact Brain Capacity as you "Oh Great One"???
Jeff: No. it's just. you are not the only friend I have you now!!! So what makes you so special???
Ted: *Rolls over on his back* Cause my names "Ted"???
Jeff: *Laughs* Of course. bring up the name again. it's ALWAYS the name isn't it??? GOD!!!
Ted: *Raises one eyebrow* Know what. I really don't think you are THAT popular to not tell me things. After all. how many people talk to rocks???
Jeff: *Stares at Ted* I don't know. I mean. sometimes you make more since than I do most of the time. and I'm the only human here between the two of us.
Ted: So what??? Talking to rocks aren't so bad. how many rocks do you think talk to humans???
Friends "Rock": Issue 2
More. Friendly Issues
Jeff: Hey Ted.
Ted: Hey??? We've been sitting here for 10 min. and all you can say is "Hey Ted"??? Jeff: Oh. I'm sorry. "Hello Ted".
Ted: *Starts to cry* You don't. have to be. rude. about it.
Jeff: *Rolls eyes and laughs* I didn't know ROCKS could cry??? Plus. you've never cried before so why start now???
Ted: *Blows his nose* I just have one question. How DO I blow my nose anyway. I DON'T have any arms you know. Then again. how do I talk???
Jeff: Don't know. but I'm too tired to think about it. wake me up for dinner k??? *Falls asleep*