Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana.

"The heart wants what the heart wants"

---Sheen Estevez, Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius

September 4, 2030. Bayonne therapist Lilly Oken has tried for 8 years to have an affair with Black Star president Evan Jones.

"I want you to be my lover."

But after an emotional breakdown...

"Why won't you love me?"

Evan Jones decides to bring Oliver and Lilly Oken together and save their marriage,

"I want to bring you two closer."

but when business associate Renee Smith, want Lilly herself...

"God, I wanna do her right now."

It will turn into a battle of marriage.

"You will not mess this up for me!"

Will Evan succeed?

"I win."

Or will Lilly and Oliver's marriage be ruined forever?

"Oliver, I hate you."

Meanwhile, Jackson's attempts to make love to his son, Robby...

"I love you."

but when it goes terribly wrong...

"I hate you, dad."

Jackson makes a bet Miley

"Deal"

Now Jackson must make love to Robby or he will become Miley and Lilly's prostitute.

"You're gonna be my whore."

Can he win?.

"I love you dad."

Or will he lose?.

"I've lost him."

This is story of two men, each fighting a battle they cannot lose. This is "Smokin' Oken!"

Author's Note: Nice trailer? Yeah, yeah I know what most of you are thinking, "It's wrong for Miley and Jackson to be married." Well, that's you. I hope of enjoy though.