Author's note: Again Sara McLaughlin inspired, this time with "I love you" don't laugh, I know this doesn't fit the song real well but it worked in my head.
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"Why did I come back?"
by Sha
***************************** I left.Yeah, it bloody bother's me.
Besides, that wanker killing MY slayer? NO WAY.
I knew I'd come back and check on her eventually,I had to take care of the Dru problem first.
Putting the whole "I gotta win Dru back" fiasco aside the first visit back was a blast.
The next time I was back, I got to watch peaches all tortured and "oh I'm sooo bad I'll just combust myself".
Now that was bloody priceless. Until blondie decided to step in and stop the fool.
And really!How the hell else does the slayer think those vampires kept coming
one at a time? LUCK?!
It's not bloody easy making small talk with a determined vamp,let me tell you.
And I should know! Then Psycho bitch kills the mayor's lackey.
Oh the look on my Buffy's face! How I wanted to hold her and make it all better.
But blondie would never allow that. She'll let brood boy slurp on her though.
When she killed that demon without the mouth I steered clear of her then.
I don't care what poofy said, I wasn't taking the chance she could hear MY thoughts.
I have this fear of sharp wooden things, but thank you anyway!
AHHHHH a vision in pink. To see my slayer all decked out in her prom dress
was worth all the stupid wanker's and their stupid music. Not to mention how
yummy that mal-adjust was for a snack.
Of course the bloody wanker, Angelus, caught me at the big graduation 'blowup'.
Figured me out right quick he did.
Had the nerve to blackmail me too. Said he was leaving and expected me to watch the slayer's back.ME!
Oh yeah, I can hear the conversation we'll have when she catches me,
Well pet, it's like this: I'm so hot for your bod that- OWWW! hey luv, easy now OH! hey quit that now, put down that stake."
Or better yet.....
"Huh? Why? Well see the great poof is blackmailing me see and....
Yeah right I'd be dust before I could finish the sentence.
"Huh? The truth you say? Why did I come back? Oh, bloody hell. I forgot to tell you I love you."
Hmmmm Hello cutie!!!Here I come!!!
I left the slayer to die but she's such a tough cookie that I knew she'd make it somehow.
And I always thought she was smart.HUH.
The end
Please remember this is one of the first two I've written.
:-)