Orochimaru's Training

This story is dedicated to my hatred for, Orochimaru and Sasuke, sorry if you are a fan of Sasuke or Orochimaru but I can't stand them. This is going to be quite a short story for this is my first story

P.S sorry for any poor punctuation and bed spelling, now I shall begin

Chapter 1

Sasuke has been with Orochimaru for quite a while but they have not been training like Sasuke thought they would have, they where living like a family. Sasuke was getting sick of just living like a family he wanted to train so he could defeat his brother ITACHI!

Sasuke marched up too Orochimaru and shouted "I want some training I have been hear a month and the only training we do is shaving your balls!"Orochimaru replied acting as if he new all "young grasshopper when you get a direct punch or kick to my face then I shall train you" Sasuke admittedly swung a punch to his face and to his surprise he hit Orochimaru write on the nose, sasuke was shocked when Orochimaru's nose fell off!

And that is when Orochimaru removed his mask, UNDER THE MASK WAS MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! Sasuke screamed like a girl, Michael Jackson just laughed like a maniac.

Sasuke yelled " where is Orochimaru!!" Michael Jackson replied "he is not in danger he

Is my sex slave for all eternity and by the way he is quite good in bed" Sasuke screamed at the thought of his Master having sex! Sasuke shouted "I shall defeat you for my Master" Sasuke made a couple of hand seals and a huge snake came out of his own trousers and ate Michael Jackson whole. The day was saved thanks to Sasuke

Sasuke starts his journey to Michael Jackson's base, his base is known as Men's night out

That is all until my next chapter, did you like it(I know it stinks)but please review it and tell me the story's good and bad points.