Pairing: Vernon Dursley/George Weasley (not a romantic pairing)
Rating: Any
Must Haves: George in the Muggle World, revenge upon Vernon, public humiliation, humor, crazy things happening to Muggle items.
No-No's: Sonfics, drabble, sex, time-travel, slash, femmeslash, MPREG, Dramione. Stories under 1000 words.
Bonus Points: Working in the phrase "Well, if you don't apologize it'll stay that way."
Backstory to Drunken Rambling
It all seemed to finally fall into place. For a while, ever since Fred's death, George feared that he had let his own grief murder all that Fred and he had worked so hard for. During the past month, George had been busy restoring their shop to its former glory and in his spare time, which rarely occurred; he tried to 'find himself' in the Muggle world because Hermione had suggested that he might find it helpful.
For a brief moment, George could almost swear that Fred was standing beside him.
"It's all falling into place, isn't it, Freddy? Who could have ever expected that the Dursleys would move in?" George murmured as he momentarily watched his new neighbors move their belongings into the flat that lay a few doors down from his own flat.
He momentarily waited for a nonexistent reply and then once he realized that he was alone; he sheepishly grinned as he jogged up the stairs to his own flat. He would introduce himself later.
Author's note: I wrote this addition awhile back, but I'd forgotten all about it. This part is unbeta'd but I went over it and edited.
Vague detail: I had decided that George would most likely move out of the flat that he had shared with Fred because staying there would be to painful for him.