"Star Wars"
Once apon a time in a long ago galaxy, there were two planets: Earth and Death Star. Luke Skywalker was king of Earth. His wife was Princess Leia. She was beautiful. On Death Star, the king of the hill was none other than Luke's brother, Hand Solo. Hand Solo had once been bitten by a yoda, so his hand was really big and swollen and it basically took up his whole body, and so they called him Hand Solo. He used to be called Han Solo, but that was in Episode Two: Attack of the Clowns. So now, Luke Skywalker is a Jedi soldier, and they are the toughest bad- boys on the block. They have guns called "blasters" and use them to deadly effect. Luke Skywalker's best friend is called Stormtrooper, and that's good that he's his best friend because there are a lot of him around to be friends with. Hand Solo is a bad guy. He drives the Molennian Falcon, which is a fast airplane with no wings like a spaceship. His best friend is a dog named Chewy. Chewy is a weird dog cause he walks on only two legs, sort of like a person does. Sort of like Hand Solo does. That's why they like each other so well. They always are flying around and hanging out with other bad guys like Greedy, C3PO, and Lando Caribbean. In fact, Lando Caribbean was the one who built Hand Solo's airplane, the Molenniam Falcon. That is why it's so fast. He is the best builder on Death Star, the bad guy planet. Once apon a time, Hand Solo teleported to Earth to steal Princess Leia and try to make her kiss him. She really didn't want to do it, because she is Luke's wife and she likes Earth better than Death Star, because Death Star smells like poop and also there aren't any trees there because Death Star is a planet made of metal and steel. Princess Leia was helped by a little yoda who helped her get on an airplane that was leaving Death Star and going to Earth. Luke Skywalker was real mad at Hand Solo when he found out about all this, so he grabbed his Jedi gun and teleported to Death Star, where he shot at Hand Solo. Hand Solo was real fast, though, and none of the bullets hit him. Then Obi Wand Canobean came back from Heaven and taught Luke how to trick Hand Solo by blowing up Death Star. This is what Luke did, and he blew up Death Star and Hand Solo, Lando Caribbean, C3PO, Greedy, Chewy, and even Obi Wand Canobean were all blown up, too. Luke Skywalker went back to Earth. He was happy because he had saved his wife, Princess Leia, from being kissed by Hand Solo, but he was real sad because he had blown up his father, Obi Wand Canobean, and also his brother, Hand Solo. He was also sad that now his father and brother were dead.
The End.
Once apon a time in a long ago galaxy, there were two planets: Earth and Death Star. Luke Skywalker was king of Earth. His wife was Princess Leia. She was beautiful. On Death Star, the king of the hill was none other than Luke's brother, Hand Solo. Hand Solo had once been bitten by a yoda, so his hand was really big and swollen and it basically took up his whole body, and so they called him Hand Solo. He used to be called Han Solo, but that was in Episode Two: Attack of the Clowns. So now, Luke Skywalker is a Jedi soldier, and they are the toughest bad- boys on the block. They have guns called "blasters" and use them to deadly effect. Luke Skywalker's best friend is called Stormtrooper, and that's good that he's his best friend because there are a lot of him around to be friends with. Hand Solo is a bad guy. He drives the Molennian Falcon, which is a fast airplane with no wings like a spaceship. His best friend is a dog named Chewy. Chewy is a weird dog cause he walks on only two legs, sort of like a person does. Sort of like Hand Solo does. That's why they like each other so well. They always are flying around and hanging out with other bad guys like Greedy, C3PO, and Lando Caribbean. In fact, Lando Caribbean was the one who built Hand Solo's airplane, the Molenniam Falcon. That is why it's so fast. He is the best builder on Death Star, the bad guy planet. Once apon a time, Hand Solo teleported to Earth to steal Princess Leia and try to make her kiss him. She really didn't want to do it, because she is Luke's wife and she likes Earth better than Death Star, because Death Star smells like poop and also there aren't any trees there because Death Star is a planet made of metal and steel. Princess Leia was helped by a little yoda who helped her get on an airplane that was leaving Death Star and going to Earth. Luke Skywalker was real mad at Hand Solo when he found out about all this, so he grabbed his Jedi gun and teleported to Death Star, where he shot at Hand Solo. Hand Solo was real fast, though, and none of the bullets hit him. Then Obi Wand Canobean came back from Heaven and taught Luke how to trick Hand Solo by blowing up Death Star. This is what Luke did, and he blew up Death Star and Hand Solo, Lando Caribbean, C3PO, Greedy, Chewy, and even Obi Wand Canobean were all blown up, too. Luke Skywalker went back to Earth. He was happy because he had saved his wife, Princess Leia, from being kissed by Hand Solo, but he was real sad because he had blown up his father, Obi Wand Canobean, and also his brother, Hand Solo. He was also sad that now his father and brother were dead.
The End.