KY Yours and Mine
I remember thinking not too long ago how thankful I was for the lack of awkward Toyota product placement/advertising in the middle of Bones episodes this season. But then, last night in The But of the Joke, there was the Prius and Brennan touting its features.
And today, Revi2 on Twitter tweeted: "When will Bones do product placement for KY? Would be more interesting than Toyota. :)"
And suddenly, I was overcome with the desire to write (In)appropriate product placement scenarios for Bones (Mondays, 8 pm, on FOX) and to drink a glass of Dos Equis, so I can become the most interesting woman in the world. So, blame Twitter, the world's number one microblogging site, for what's to come.
"Why is this house so cold?" Booth whined as he quickly climbed into bed with a dramatic huff, pulling the covers up to his chin.
"The temperature doesn't bother me," Brennan replied without looking up from the journal she was reading.
"Does that mean you've turned down the thermostat again?"
"No. It was set at 68 degrees, which is optimal temperature for a home while its occupants sleep."
"But this occupant is never going to get to sleep with my teeth chattering through the night."
"You just need to generate some body heat, Booth. And I know exactly how to help you," she added suggestively.
"Oh, you do, do you?" Booth said with a grin, moving his frozen fingers to her legs as he grabbed for her, causing her to jump at the chill.
"Yes, I do," she stated, swatting his cold appendages off her legs as she reached into the drawer of the nightstand beside her.
"This is KY Yours and Mine," she said proudly, putting the bottles on display in her hands. "It provides an invigorating warming sensation for you. A thrilling tingling sensation for me."
"I thought I was responsible for your thrilling tingling sensations," Booth said with a pout.
"Well, of course. But this product is an exciting new way to enhance our intimacy," she stated factually, while pouring a small portion of the "For Him" product into her palm, before sticking her hand underneath the covers in search of her target.
"Oh. Oh God. Wow… that… that does produce a warming sensation," Booth said, moaning as she applied the product generously.
"Now, would you like to pursue other solutions that will warm up your appendages?" she asked, twirling around the "Hers" tube.
Booth grabbed it before pulling her further under the covers while he reached for and flicked off the lamp beside her, only her giggles heard in the darkness.
*end scene*
I have ideas for a couple of these… but I'm really more interested in knowing what products you could see Brennan, Booth and the gang promote? :)