Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Star Wars characters. They belong to
George "the man" Lucas and I'm just using them for my own humor.
1. Scene where Anakin confesses his love to Padme
Anakin: You are in my soul... tormenting me. If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me.
Padme: (stares at him blankly) No, I'm not.
Anakin: Yes you are, you feel something.
Padme: I'm sorry Anakin... but I prefer older men. (dreamily) Like that Obi Wan. He's not seeing anyone is he?
Anakin: Well... no. But we have a prophecy to fulfill, Padme! Besides, Obi Wan wears a skirt.
Padme: It's called a kilt... so? You wear a braid.
2. Any romance scene really...
Anakin: (singing) My gift is my song...
Padme: What the hell?
Anakin: ...and this one's for you.
Padme/Natalie: What are you doing???
Anakin/Hayden: I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words...
Natalie: Stop it, Hayden.
Hayden: ...how wonderful life is now you're in the world...
Natalie: (looking around) Does anyone know what the hell he's doing???
Off camera, Ewan struggles to hold back laughter.
3. The scene right before the execution in the arena
Padme: I truly, deeply love you -
Anakin: See? I knew it! (teasing) I told you, I told you, I told you. If you had listened before we wouldn't be in this mess now would we?
4. Scene right after Anakin and Padme arrive in the lake country on Naboo.
Padme: We used to come here for school retreat... we'd swim to that island over there and let the sun dry us.
Anakin: That must've been nice.
Padme: It was... then we would go skinny dipping and play "Kiss and Blow"
Anakin: WHAT?
5. The picnic scene (I love to make fun of the romantic scenes don't I?)
Padme: Oh, I don't know...
Anakin: Sure you do, you just don't want to tell me.
Padme: Ok, I was twelve years old. His name was Palo (or however you spell it). He was a few years older than me... very cute. Dark hair, deep beautiful eyes...
Anakin: Ok, I get the picture.
Padme: And these incredible rippling muscles...
Anakin: Padme, stop.
Padme: And the best lips I've ever kissed.
Anakin: *cries*
1. Scene where Anakin confesses his love to Padme
Anakin: You are in my soul... tormenting me. If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me.
Padme: (stares at him blankly) No, I'm not.
Anakin: Yes you are, you feel something.
Padme: I'm sorry Anakin... but I prefer older men. (dreamily) Like that Obi Wan. He's not seeing anyone is he?
Anakin: Well... no. But we have a prophecy to fulfill, Padme! Besides, Obi Wan wears a skirt.
Padme: It's called a kilt... so? You wear a braid.
2. Any romance scene really...
Anakin: (singing) My gift is my song...
Padme: What the hell?
Anakin: ...and this one's for you.
Padme/Natalie: What are you doing???
Anakin/Hayden: I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words...
Natalie: Stop it, Hayden.
Hayden: ...how wonderful life is now you're in the world...
Natalie: (looking around) Does anyone know what the hell he's doing???
Off camera, Ewan struggles to hold back laughter.
3. The scene right before the execution in the arena
Padme: I truly, deeply love you -
Anakin: See? I knew it! (teasing) I told you, I told you, I told you. If you had listened before we wouldn't be in this mess now would we?
4. Scene right after Anakin and Padme arrive in the lake country on Naboo.
Padme: We used to come here for school retreat... we'd swim to that island over there and let the sun dry us.
Anakin: That must've been nice.
Padme: It was... then we would go skinny dipping and play "Kiss and Blow"
Anakin: WHAT?
5. The picnic scene (I love to make fun of the romantic scenes don't I?)
Padme: Oh, I don't know...
Anakin: Sure you do, you just don't want to tell me.
Padme: Ok, I was twelve years old. His name was Palo (or however you spell it). He was a few years older than me... very cute. Dark hair, deep beautiful eyes...
Anakin: Ok, I get the picture.
Padme: And these incredible rippling muscles...
Anakin: Padme, stop.
Padme: And the best lips I've ever kissed.
Anakin: *cries*