Alvin's Truth Or Dare Show! Chapter 1: Episode 1, an alvin and the chipmunks fanfic

Alvin's Truth Or Dare Show!

Episode 1 – Kitanny and Kinette.

Guys, I had to reupload this story so it wouldn't get deleted. From now on, I can only accept Truths Or Dares through PM's or E-mails. ( kiboypl gmail . com )

So, to answer the guest Curious, you and other guests are still able to send in dares. It's a little harder now, though.

And Brit-Britt, I'm still waiting for your dares!

"Welcome! It's Alvin Seville in the first episode of Alvin's Truth Or Dare Show!" The audience claps. Alvin bows and smirks at them. "Yeah! We are going to have a lot of fun tonight! Now, here are our victims... I mean guests!" The stage light up, revealing Brittany adjusting her hair, Jeanette reading a book, Eleanor and Simon talking with Theodore and Ki, who has his arms crossed.

"Alvin, tell me you didn't call us your victims!" She stands up and goes to Alvin's seat and grabs him by his hoodie. All the others just laugh.

"Hey Britt, we are live on TV!" She stops and begins looking around, and then begins screaming at Alvin.

"Why didn't you say so sooner? I could prepare myself!" He, dumbfounded, just looks at his girlfriend going back to her seat with a mad expression. Ki found this pretty funny.

"I told you it's gonna be a disaster."

"Nobody asked you to say anything Ki!" He just smiled, to the annoyance of the red clad host.

"Anyways, let's begin the show!"

"Here is the first dare! And it's for... Brittany!" He hands her a pink envelope with her name on it. Brittany gives him a weird look.

"Envelopes? Really?"

"Brittany, shut up for once and open it!" She is hesitant but does it slowly.

"And remember, you have to do every dare and answer every truth people ask you! Even the most personal dares and truths!"

"Hey, I didn't agree for that!" She throws the envelope away, but Alvin catches it in midair.

"Fine! I'll read it for you if that's what you want!"

Sounds interesting!
Here's the first dare: Brittany must reveal who she really loves!
Keep up the good work!

Alvin claps once. "This is sure gonna do wonders for popularity of this show!"

"Fine. It's you. Happy?"

"Come on Brittany! Put your heart into it!" She sighs.

"I love you Alvin." Audience awwwwwsss... and Ki does too.

"SHUT UP KI!" He smiles wider and pisses Alvin off to the limits.

"No." Alvin sighs. He is going to kill him one day...

"Now, the next one!" He takes another envelope. "Wait... WHAT!? She can't do THAT!"

"Show me this paper now!" Brittany takes the envelope from him and begins reading it.

I've pressed 'Post' too soon...
Since Ki has to suffer, then why we won't make him so? I'm sure he'd love to hear what I've planned for him... He has to make out with Brittany in front of the person she picked! ( I'm sure he will freak out. )

"I'm not doing that!" Alvin looks like he is about to die.

"Ki... could you come here for a second?"

"What?"

"This." Alvin hands over the paper to Ki, who instantly turns pink.

"NEVER! Besides, I've been here long enough! See you!"

"There is one, TINY detail Ki. Since this is my show, and I knew you would try to get out of your dares, the author gladly... disabled you powers." Everyone looked surprised at that statement.

"... How?"

"I don't know. Now, just do your dare."

"NO!" Brittany and Ki yell at the same time.

"Listen you two. You have to, or you will face the consequences!"

"And what are those?" Ki blurts out instantly. Everyone was curious too.

"This." He presses a button and a hole opens in the floor... revealing a bunch of rotating saws at the bottom of the pit to cut everyone who even thinks about jumping in there.

"So...when can I start jumping?" Audience laughs and begins clapping.

"Ki! You aren't supposed to kill yourself in the first episode! Wait a bit with that..." Brittany nudges him in the ribs, earning a slight cry of pain.

"You would kill your girlfriend!?"

"Relax... It's all fake. You think I would kill anybody? I'm not him." He tries to calm her down but it doesn't do much.

"Speaking of him..."

"Britt, don't even thi-" But it's too late, as she quickly turned around and began making out with Ki. Alvin's face was priceless. Even Simon couldn't stop himself from laughing.

"You and your stupid ideas..."

"Si, I hate to say that, but you are right... JUST today." Jeanette cuts in.

"Now you are going to lose your girlfriend."

"I don't think so Jeanette. They've been together for too long..."

"But it looks like they both are enjoying it." Simon glanced at them and indeed, they both were pretty engaged into it.

"Brittany, STOP ENJOYING IT!" Alvin yelled, but after few more seconds, they finally pulled away and he could relax a bit.

"You are a pretty good kisser for a beginner."

"T-t-thanks..." Ki managed to stutter out. Everyone burst into laugh again... except for Alvin, of course. It wasn't even bit funny for him, seeing his girlfriend making out with a guy he wanted to kill at times.

"Next dare!" He reads it and... "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?" Moans of disapproval coming from the crowd... not a good idea Alvin...

"That's not the way to win publicity."

"First him, and now you Si want to annoy me? I'm pretty sure you will change your mind when you read this!"

"And what is this?"

I dare You to cradle carry each chipette and kiss the one you hold the longest.

"And who is supposed to do it?"

"Mr. Good Kisser." He instantly began protesting.

"You've got to be kidding me Alvin! I'm not doing it!" Alvin grabbed him by his hoodie and pulled back.

"You have to!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"FINE! Which one of you goes first?" The Chipettes begin whispering for a while, and Eleanor steps out.

"I can go first." She jumps into Ki's arms and giggles.

"This is kinda fun."

"Not for me... what did I do to deserve this?" After a few minutes it's Brittany's turn... and she looks pretty happy about it.

"Ready?"

"No... but Alvin won't let me quit, will you?" Alvin sighs. It's not easy for him either.

"... No."

"Let's get this over with, then." After about the same amount of time, It's Jeanette's turn.

"Do I really have to do this?"

"No." Ki and Simon say at the same time.

"Yes, she has to! That's the rule of the show!"

"Simon, I'll be okay..." After her turn, Alvin checks the times.

"You've got a built-in clock or something? These times differ by few seconds! ... Eleanor... 3 minutes and 28 seconds. Brittany 3 minutes and 32 seconds... and Jeanette..." Simon is impatient.

"Spill it out Alvin!"

"Si, let me build the tension! It's my show and my rules!"

"Just do it!"

"3 Minutes... and..."

"Yes?!" Everyone is waiting for her time.

"Wow... 33 seconds! IN YOUR FACE SIMON!"

"Wait, she can't do this!"

"Now I'm gonna laugh when you will be losing your girlfriend!"

"Luckily, they don't have to make out..." Alvin smirks.

"YET."

"Alvin, if you will give someone that idea... I will kill you." The red clad host walks to Jeanette.

"Jeanette, are you ready?

"No." Ki walks up to her.

"Me neither... but we have to do this."

"... Fine." Ki and Jeanette kiss for a few seconds. Simon turns his head away.

"See? It wasn't that BAD..." Alvin lets out a tiny evil laughter. His brother didn't have the same idea, though.

"Not funny..."

"It's very funny... and look! The next dare is for you Si!"

"Give me that envelope!"

I' bet this show is great but here's my dare:
I Dare Simon to sing When I Was Your Man in front of Jeanette.

"I don't even know that song!"

"Then can you explain how are you singing it EVERYDAY?"

"How do you know!?"

"I'll give you a hint: It begins with K and ends with I..."

"KI... nevermind. I will do it." Alvin claps again.

"Music!" It begins playing...

Same bed but it feels just a little bit bigger now
Our song on the radio but it don't sound the same
When our friends talk about you, all it does is just tear me down
'Cause my heart breaks a little when I hear your name

It all just sounds like oooooh…
Mmm, too young, too dumb to realize
That I should have bought you flowers
And held your hand
Should have gave you all my hours
When I had the chance
Take you to every party
'Cause all you wanted to do was dance
Now my baby's dancing
But she's dancing with another man

My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good strong woman like you to walk out my life
Now I never, never get to clean up the mess I made, ohh…
And it haunts me every time I close my eyes

Although it hurts
I'll be the first to say that I was wrong
Oh, I know I'm probably much too late
To try and apologize for my mistakes
But I just want you to know

I hope he buys you flowers
I hope he holds your hand
Give you all his hours
When he has the chance
Take you to every party
'Cause I remember how much you loved to dance

Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man
Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man

"Simon... that was... amazing! I never thought you could sing so well alone!" She runs up to him and hugs him. Alvin congratulates him too.

"You should do solo songs more often bro!"

"Thanks... I guess."

"This is going fast! Next dare!" Ki could swear he saw a red envelope being stuffed into Alvin's pocket...

I really like that idea! Okay here's my dare.
Brittany: I dare you to switch clothes with Ki for the entire day tomorrow.
Simon: I dare you to follow Alvin around all day tomorrow and be his servant. Then vice versa.

"But it's Monday tomorrow! I'm not gonna wear boyish clothes to school!"

"You two have to do that!"

"..."

"We are gonna see that in the next episode! Stay tuned for it!" Ki freaks out.

"What? You will film us at school!?"

"YES!"

"..."

"Alvin, in two days, you will pay me for everything."

"Si, don't threaten me in a public television... it discourages viewers!"

"Yeah, because you started to care about people..."

"It was mean!"

"Just go ahead and read the next one!"

"Okay! Let's see what's the next one is about..." Everybody is curious...

"What does it say?"

"It says... somebody kill me. FAST."

"What?!"

Ki, if a chipmunk, must take both Jeanette and Brittany on one date at the same time and must keep them both happy.

Ki begins hitting his head on the nearest wall. So hard, that in fact, he is starting to break through it... Alvin looks at the damage he has done.

"Even without his powers I wouldn't want to fight him..."

"He has a lot of reasons to hurt you now Alvin. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" Ki stops demolishing the wall and stands next to Alvin and Simon.

"Are there any dares left before I have to go on that... date?"

"Nope. All done."

"Wait!" A chipette came out from the audience. It was Julia.

"Julia? What are you doing in my show!?"

"I have a dare for Ki."

"God, kill me, FAST." He resumes demolishing the wall...

"What is it?"

"I dare Ki to kiss... ummm... uhh... BRITTANY!" Alvin freaked out instantly.

"What the!? You can't you little bi-"

"I just did! Hey Ki, I'm waiting to see it!"

"I haven't killed the wall yet!" Audience laughs again.

"Come on! I'm waiting! ... Brittany is waiting too." Julia giggles.

"You won't see me here again Alvin. NEVER AGAIN!"

"Ready for round 2?" Ki gulps.

"Nope."

"Let's get started then!" She grabs him and before he can protest begins making out with him. Alvin turns pale.

"Hey, it was supposed to be a KISS! Not the whole deal!" Simon is already on the floor with everyone else.

"TOLD YOU ALVIN!"

"Si... I will... I will..."

"Lose your girlfriend! HA HA HA!" He bursts out into another laughing fit.

"Not so fast... don't forget about somebody..."

"Oh right... Hey Ki, didn't you forget about something? Or SOMEBODY?"

"Britt, enough!" She listens to Ki and reluctantly stops, but winks at him before turning back to Alvin.

"Now, time for our date."

"I hate my life."

"Let's go. I need to record it!" During that moment, something falls out of his pocket.

"What's this? Alvin..."

"Give it back!"

"Trying to get away, huh? WHO WANTS ME TO READ IT?" The Chipmunks ( excluding Alvin of course ), The Chipettes and the audience all shout 'ME!'.

"Okay! This one apparently is for our red clad friend!"

I dare Simon and Brittany to embarrass AND annoy Alvin in the most humiliating way possible.

Alvin sighs.

"You just had to, didn't you?!"

"Of course. How we are going to do this dare?"

"Wait... Only Simon and Brittany are allowed to do that dare! You won't win this time Ki!"

"I dare Ki to help us with our dare." Alvin's smile faded after Simon said those words. He began protesting.

"You can't!"

"I could. I did." He smirked, which wasn't too common for him.

"FINE! You are all against me! I could predict this would happen!"

"Alvin... time for our revenge."

"Don't hurt me!"

"This won't hurt... too much." Ki does an evil smirk. The red clad chipmunk doesn't like this even one bit.

"Si, Britt... ready?" They nod.

"Wait... what are you doing?! Stop it! NOOOOOOOOOO!" They get to work quickly and after a few minutes Alvin looks... different. Much more pink... and more like a girl.

"I hate you all..."

"Hey, we aren't even halfway done yet! That was Britt's part. Now, Simon's turn!"

"Alvin, drink this."

"What is it?"

"Do it... NOW!"

"Okay, okay!" He gulps it down in few seconds. After a while...

"What's going on? I feel weird..."

"The mixture that you just ingested will make you drunk... so we can do the final part of our plan."

"You gave him alcohol?!" Julia asked, a bit worried. ( Yes, she was still there. )

"No, it's not alcohol, but it works the same way."

"Heeeey guys... do you have another bottle of that?" He already has hiccups. Damn, that stuff works fast.

"No... now, time for your show Alvin!" Ki claps.

"What is he going to sing?"

"TOXIC!"

"Hey... isn't that song by..."

"Yes. Don't freak out just yet Britt."

Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm fallin'

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm lovin' it

Too high
Can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now

With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic

It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly
It's taking over me

Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air
And it's all around
Can you feel me now

Don't you know that you're toxic

With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic

Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now

"Woah. He sang it better than I though..."

"We agree Ki."

"Now... I need to..." Alvin falls to the floor out cold.

"You are sure it wasn't real alcohol?"

" ... Actually, no." They facepalm.

"Dave will ground you both..."

"Are we going on our date already?" Brittany asked.

"Okay... Jeanette?"

"Just don't try anything."

"Or I will hunt you down Ki."

"Geez Simon, relax. I won't. I'm not the guy lying on the floor right now." Simon scratched his head.

"Speaking of him... will we leave him here or what?"

"We can take him home... before Dave finds out about this."

"Thanks Ellie. Thanks Theo."

Half an hour later...

"So girls... want to order anything?" Ki asked when they were looking at their menus.

"You are paying, right?"

"That's pretty obvious, isn't it Britt?"

"Fine then." They order food and drinks and begin talking... but someone interrupts them.

"Look who's here!" They heard a familiar voice. Jeanette and Brittany scream.

"RYAN!?"

"And their little boyfriend... do your friends know you are cheating on them?"

"First of all... yes. Second, go away before you get hurt."

"Is this a threat? Because I'm REALLY scared."

"It's not a threat. It's a promise."

"Bring it on rat!"

"What is going on here?!" This was also a familiar voice.

"Mark?"

"Hey Ki! How you are doing?"

"Pretty good."

"I see you aren't alone..."

"It's not what you think. These are just my friends... we came here to have a good time but that guy over there obviously has some problems with us."

"What do you want kid?"

"I want to kill those rats!"

"You want to get hurt don't you?"

"You grandpa can't even dream about touching me." He begins laughing but soon falls to the floor after being kicked in the face.

"I arrest you for attacking an FBI agent... you have the right to stay quiet or else everything you say can be used against you. You have a right for one phone call... and you have the right to shut up or I will hit you again."

"Bu-" Gets punched in the face.

"Now shut up and go!"

"Woah. What a night..."

"We should go home now... Ki?" Jeanette said.

"Yes?"

"Can you drive a little... slower now? The previous time was scary enough."

"Okay." Ki pays the bill and he and the girls leave for his car and leave for home. At the spot the say goodnight and Jeanette goes inside but Brittany kisses Ki again... and somebody sees them.

"You two have a lot of explaining to do!"

"Corey?!"