Crazy AUs 2k19, am I right? Man... I wrote this AU in 2016, I think, and didn't dare uploading it because it was just too crazy, honestly.
It's like, what, 3 AUs in one story? Or something?
And basically a crossover of the movie Unstoppable and Miraculous? xD
Just, don't question it. I want these 8k something words out and be done with it, have it off my chest.
Read at your own risk xD

(Also yes the title is a pun this fanfic is about a trainwreck and IS a trainwreck)


Alya pouted as her best friend and boyfriend stood up, grabbing their jacket.

"Mari, Nino, you really have to go now? C'mon, stay with us a bit longer.", she pleaded but the young woman just laughed and gave her a little peck on the forehead.

"Sorry Alya, but just because everyone is free tomorrow doesn't mean we are. We have to get up early. See you tomorrow?", she asked, now addressing all her friends around the table. It was almost all of their classmates, meeting up here every evening on the weekends.

Alix, Kim, Rose and Nathaniel grinned and nodded, Adrien laughed and waved and Nino put on his jacket along with Marinette, but Alya still didn't like it.

"Yeah I'll see you two tomorrow, but that doesn't mean I'm not sad about it."

"Alya baby, maybe you're a bit drunk?"

"Nooouuuuh…", she slurred, grinning.

"Yeah I know babe, see you tomorrow.", Nino laughed, kissing his girlfriend lovingly, "You guys take care of her? Adrien, my bro, I'm counting on you!"

"Of course.", the blonde laughed, doing his best to not stare at the blue-haired girl that winked at Alya and turned to leave then, after throwing a last goodbye to her friends. Ever since graduation he had realized how beautiful she had become. Of course, she had been pretty since he was allowed to go to school but after graduation, he really began to see her.

"Take care, Mari!", he pressed out, right when she came back again to pull Nino out on his collar, forcing him to part with his girlfriend. She blushed when she looked at him, then smiled.

"Of course, like every day.", she smiled, now finally turning around and leaving.

She and Nino were emergency doctors and as far as he knew, they flew with the rescue helicopters to bring heavily wounded people to the hospital. Sometimes, it could be really dangerous and he didn't want them, her, to be hurt – or worse.

He leant back and Alya patted his shoulder.

"Mari and Nino know what they're doing. They're the best at their job."

"I know, I'm just worried."

"Adrien Agreste, the great model and face of his father's company, is worried about a mere baker's daughter! What a line!"

He laughed, knowing a few of her journalist's senses were activated. She was working at Le Monde, the biggest newspaper Paris had.

"Stop teasing Alya, she's my friend, not just a mere baker's daughter. And Tom's not just a mere baker!"

She laughed along with him, taking another sip of her drink.

"Yeah, yeah, sorry. But you know me."

"Unfortunately, yes."

"What's that supposed to mean?", Alix suddenly smirked, holding back Alya on one arm.

"We all know how Alya can get!", Kim now teased, making Alya face him.

"Yeah, if you don't stop teasing me I'll punch you all!"

"That's exactly what we meant…", Nathaniel mumbled, grinning into his own glass.

"Guys!"


The next morning, Adrien was up early. He had a photoshoot this morning but it was not scheduled until ten o'clock, so he still had time, considering it was three hours before.

He yawned and got up, going to the kitchen to make himself a coffee, because he knew he wouldn't be able to fall asleep anymore. He took a sip from the delicious dark liquid and smiled to himself.

Marinette.

Weird, his first and his last thought every day were about his old classmate, the blue haired girl that seemed to catch his eyes every time he saw her. He gulped, feeling a weird pressure on his chest. No, he was in love with Ladybug, the badass undercover agent he worked with against the Parisian terror group AKUMA, led by Hawkmoth.

He couldn't think about her, it would be… He felt like cheating on his lady, even though he didn't know her identity.

Adrien shook his head, grabbing his phone from the counter. He would call Plagg, his coordinator, to ask if Paris was save. Maybe he could see his lady for training tonight? He was sure, Plagg could talk about this with Tikki, Ladybug's coordinator, if he wasn't making out with her instead.

The blonde model chuckled while it dialed.


"Okay Nino, steady now!"

"I know, Mari! I'm flying this thing for a few years now, after all."

Marinette rolled her eyes at her friend's and pilot's comment while he was supposed to be landing instead of sassing her. She held onto the injured man's shoulder when the helicopter touched the ground as gently as if Nino was kissing it. Quickly, she nodded over to Tia who jumped out at her signal, taking the litter's other end so that the young woman could carry it inside with her. She showed Nino a quick thumb up to kill the engines, then hurried inside with the patient. The doctors took the man from them after they barged in through the doors, leaving Marinette and Tia panting and patting each other's shoulders.

"You did good for a greenie.", she chuckled, straightening herself as she walked back to the helicopter, the younger girl with blonde hair right behind her.

"Hey, I'm doing this job for a year now, and you're here for only two years longer.", Tia laughed, softly slapping her friend's side of the head.

"Oh no!", the young woman suddenly cried out when they stepped out on the roof where Nino just now emerged from the helicopter, "I'm wounded! Nino, greenie slapped me! I'm gonna faint…"

To make her point valid Marinette swayed a bit and held her head, only to be caught by Nino with one arm when he rolled his eyes.

"Mari, you're only fainting when Adrien's around. I don't see him anywhere, so I suppose you must be lying."

She chuckled and got out of Nino's arms, playfully slapping his shoulder.

"Well, I see him!", Tia suddenly spoke up, looking towards the door where Marinette and she just came from. In an instant, the young woman jumped and looked around frantically only to find Tia had lied.

"Oh greenie, you gonna get it! You wanna get pushed out the helicopter this badly, huh?", she grabbed the girl by her shoulders and forced her under her arm, ruffling her hair. The girl squirmed and laughed along with the two older people but soon stopped when Marinette let go of her and straightened her back, fixing her gaze to the woman that approached them.

"Ma'am, Emergency Helicopter Henry 2, reporting back."

The woman nodded and Nino and Marinette relaxed a bit while Tia tried to fix her hair as inconspicuously as possible.

"There is another emergency, on the N3 between Claye-Souilly and Meaux. A truck driver lost control over his vehicle and crashed into the oncoming traffic. There are five injured so far, two have to be transported to the hospital by helicopter, the other three are in ambulances and already on their way. I want you to get these two and return as fast as possible. Got it?"

"Yes, Ma'am!", all three shouted out, but before Tia could turn and follow Marinette and Nino to the helicopter, the Ma'am's gaze pinned her down.

"Are you alright, greenie?"

"Yes, Ma'am!", she nodded and Tia growled internally. Everyone kept calling her 'greenie'!

"Well then, join your team."

She nodded and ran back to the helicopter that Nino had already started. She retrieved her helmet from Marinette and put on her safety belt.

The young woman had put on a grim face, as always when they were sent to a difficult mission. Of course, it wouldn't be difficult to collect the two injured and get them back here, in fact, they would be able to make it in about ten minutes, but she had seen too many patients die on their way back already, in the three years she was doing this job already. She desperately hoped it would be a success, like most of the times.


They had retrieved the two injured, a married couple that looked to be in their fifties. She tried her best not to let the tears spill, because she already knew the woman fought against death. The man looked slightly better but she was afraid for him, too.

Nino flew as fast as he could, but round about two minutes before they reached the hospital's roof, the woman's heart stopped beating. She was her patient. And Marinette hadn't been fast enough. They would need three minutes to get her into the operation room. The woman wouldn't wake up as the person she was before – if she woke up at all.

Marinette lowered her head as Nino slightly slowed down to not miss the landing platform. In that moment, her radio went off, startling her.

"Yes?", she answered.

"You okay, Marinette?", Tia asked, a concerned expression on her face.

"The woman's heart stopped beating.", she whispered and the greenie's eyes went wide. She nodded, then clenched a fist. Marinette knew that gesture. Be strong until they're in the doctor's hands. Be focused. End the mission first. The young woman sniffed and nodded back when the helicopter landed.

They rushed inside with their patients and she told them about the woman, only then, when she was back inside the helicopter again, she let her feelings overwhelm her. Nino was with her, as well as Tia, and he pulled her on his lap, tucking her head under his chin without asking. It was their comfort pose, when something went wrong or when another patient died. Tia laid her head on her chest and hugged her around Nino's arms as well and only then, Marinette allowed her tears to flow.