Cartoon Drama Island

A 20 something year old man walks onto a wooden dock. He pulls out a comb and begins to comb thought his short black hair. As he stares off at the ocean he sighs.
He notices the camera and instantly brightens.
Man: Hello and welcome to Cartoon Total Drama. I am the host Chris McLean. We have 26 contestants who will be competing for a chance at one million dollars. Those 26 campers will be split into two teams. The teams will then go through several difficult life threatening challenges for your amusement as well as my own. While they are here they will eat the worst most disgusting food imaginable cooked by our chief Hatchet.
A wooden spoon hit Chris square in the back of the head. Chris looked to the shore to see a big muscular man walking back towards the mess hall.

Chris yelling after him: Jerk

A boat begins to approach the dock.

Chris: Well it looks like the first competitors have arrived.

A small pinkish dog jumps from the boat to the dock.
Dog pointing at the boat: There were spiders, roaches, and worst down there.

Chris sarcastically :Courage ladies and gentlemen.
Courage: Did you know those things were down there.
Chris: There is alot more of those things on this island buddy.

While Chris and Courage argued another boat arrived and three teens disembarked.
Chris: Welcome the Eds.
The tallest Ed ran past Chris and begins to pet Courage.
Chris annoyed: That was Ed.
The next Ed steps forward and introduces himself as Edd.
Edd: a pleasure to meet you. My name is Edd with two Ds. To keep this from being confusing just call me Double D or perhaps Sockhead.
Double D walks and stands by Ed.
The last Ed and the shortest walked and high fives Chris and introduced himself as Eddy

Eddy: Me and my boys are here to win this thing.
Chris: Yea just like everyone else. Anyway here come our next three contestants.

A boat pulls up and three teens disembarks. One with green colored skin, one with a somewhat large head, and the last was a goth looking girl who seemed more focused on her video game than anything else.
Then the green skinned teen began to yell: I am Zim fear me and tremble. I shall dominate this game of drama that is total, and then the moneys will be Zim's who by the way is 100% stinky Earth child that is not from space.

Chris to himself: Great one of those weirdos. (Louder) Welcome Zim, Dib, and Gaz.
As Dib walks by Chris: Your going to regret putting him on.
Chris: I already do.
Gaz says nothing as she continues to play her video game.
Zim stood to the side and began to glare at everyone evilly. While Dib introduced himself to the Eds. Another boat arrived and a boy with giant buck teeth and silly pink hat walked onto the dock. He carried with him a fish tank with three goldfish inside.
Chris: Welcome Timmy Turner.
Timmy: It's great to be here Chris.
Chris: Go stand over that way with the others. So I can introduce the next contestant Jimmy Neutron.
Timmy: What!
Jimmy: Wait Turner. What are you doing here.
Chris: I take it you know each other.
Timmy and Jimmy: Yes!
Chris : Well discuss that later because the next contestant is here.
A boy with a star on his shirt and blue shorts walks up.
Chris: Introducing Steven Universe.
Steven: Wooo. I am so ready for fun
Steven high fives Chris and runs to high five the other contestants.
Another contestant arrives this time by whale. The whale spits a young boy out and swims away.
A man on top of the whale yells: Flapjack win lots of money for me.
Flapjack waving: I will captain. Bye Bubby bye captain.
Everyone including Chris seems shocked by this.
Chris confused: Uh welcome Flapjack everybody.
Ed: You live in a whale?
Flapjack: Sure do her name is Bubby. She is also my best friend.
Chris: Moving on are next contestants are
Eddy: I hate to interrupt but where are the chicks.
Ed: There are chickens on this show to that's amazing Eddy.
Eddy: Not chickens Ed girls, babes, females.
Ed: Oh
Chris: Well Eddy you're in luck because next are the Power Puff Girls.
As if on cue three girls flew from their ship and landed on the dock.
Chris: Blossom is in the red dress Bubbles in blue and Buttercup in green.
PPg: Hey.
Others: Hello.
Chris: Next we have Mandark, Dexter, and Dexter's sister Dee Dee.
Dexter: Greetings and salutations. I am Dexter boy genius. And I with my stupid sister Dee Dee shall dominate the game.
Jimmy: You're a boy genius to.
Dexter: Yes it is my secret Laboratory
Jimmy: I have a lab as well but it is not secret.
Mandark: It is not much of a lab. My lab is superior.
Jimmy: You have a lab too.
Mandark: Yup
Chris: Hey, We still have some contestants argue later. Next we have.. Finn the human and Marceline the vampire queen.
Marceline carried an umbrella providing her with shade. Finn smiled and waved at everyone.
Ed & Dib: Vampire queen?
Marceline: Yup.
Ed: Oh Oh could I be your manservant .
Marceline: Sure could always use more of those.
Eddy: Dream on if anyone is taking advantage of him it is me.
Finn tired of being ignored: Hey guys so who wants to be friends with the greatest Adventurer ever!
Flapjack: Your an adventurer too.
Finn: Yup. So what is your name.
Chris interrupted: Hey we still have a few more people to go so shut up and wait. Next up is Chowder.
Chowder: When do we eat?
Chris: There were 5 pizzas on that boat.
Chowder: So.
Chris: Well Chowder I have a surprise for you.
Chowder: Is it edible
Chris: No it's
Female voice: Hi Num Nums
Chowder: What! No! Why is she here!
Chowder ran and attempted to hide behind the other contestants.
Chris: Welcome Panini Chowder' s girlfriend.
Chowder: She is not my girlfriend!
Panini : He is just joking . We're both madly in love with each other.
Chowder: No were not
Chris: Don't start we have two more groups of people left. Oh here one now.
A blue blob like creature and kid with a squarish head walked off a boat.
Chris: Welcome Mac and Bloo
Bloo: Hey are you guys the losers who think they can beat me.
Bloo was met with angry glares.
Mac: Please forgive Bloo. He is just.. uh really competitive.

After a while a final boat arrived and three people disembarked. A bluebird humanoid, a raccoon that could walk up right, and a gumball machine humanoid.
Chris: Mordecai , Rigby, and Benson. The last team. Now that everyone is here report to the beach.
At the beach

Chris: So everyone see that outhouse back near the cabins.
Everyone: Yes
Chris: Well that outhouse is the confessional. You can tell the world what your thinking, but first things first teams.
When I call your name stand to my left: Ed Eddy Dib Marceline Panini Bubbles Buttercup Steven Flapjack Mandark Jimmy Mordecai Bloo
Confess Cam
Eddy:I guess I like this team. I wish Sockhead was on this team, but I guess it's fine. The thing I would change prettier girls.
Flapjack: My team seems great.
Ed: Edd is not on my team, but Eddy is here.
Bloo: My team looks like they suck.
Panini: Well Chowder's not on my team. Dang it.
Confess Cam off
Chris: You guys will be known as the Stinging Bees.
Mordecai: That's lame
Marceline: Agreed.
Chris: Shut it, the rest of you are the Biting Ants. That means Double D Chowder Rigby Benson Gaz Zim Finn Mac Timmy Dee Dee Dexter Blossom and Courage
Confess cam
Double D:Well I'm the only Ed on the team. I guess I have to make friends.
Confess Cam end
Chris: You have the rest of the day off. So do whatever. The first challenge is tomorrow.

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