Woah so at the moment I'm currently reading this book about Ghouls. Apparently there are even Ghouls in my area! I wonder how that information will make Kaneki feel. I wonder what Ghouls look like in real life. Do they have any particular tattoos that say they're from a certain ward? Do they keep up to date with fashion? If so, how can they afford it? They must be working, that's the only solution. Because they're working, the lady that bagged my items from the shop could be a Ghoul, the school janitor could be a Ghoul, and the old women that sit in the park and feed the birds could even be Ghouls! I need to lie down, but only after I tell Kaneki about my discovery!
*one phone call later*
Yeah, Kaneki was thrilled with my theory! I have a strong feeling I've never seen any Ghouls before, but what about Kaneki? Well, I'm sure he wouldn't know if he'd seen one so there's no point phoning again and asking him. To be honest, I'm quite scared of these creatures. The book says they will eat anyone they see (if it's more or less risk-free). What if there was a group of Ghouls who organize and plan who they kill and eat.
Or what if some Ghouls don't kill at all? As if they're vultures, just waiting around for the next cold body strung up on a tree. They'd be pretty cool accessories to crime, I guess. Want a murder, but don't want a body left behind? Call the Ghouls and they'll thank you for the meal!
If they eat human flesh, then what do they drink? I mean you're not going to find a bunch of Ghouls in a coffee shop are you? They could drink blood, like vampires! Or add blood to their food like a condiment! This is actually quite disgusting, and I'm quite worried that I'm becoming more and more fascinated with each and every fun fact. If only I could meet one without being killed for food!