Total Eclipse of the Whatever

by Triel

Puck sort of gets it, because he's a hot Jew, too. Puckleberry if you want to read it that way. Post-Bad Reputation. Rated "T" for language.

Total Eclipse of the Heart
PG-13 for Language
Puckleberry if you want it to be.

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, the songs in Glee, the characters in Glee, the ACTORS in Glee, etc.

I've seen Berry in some pretty low places. Fuck yes, I have.

But standing in front of the entire Glee club, singing some sissy song about heartbreak after that video betrayal argument with pretty-boy Jesse St. James? That's got to be some sort of sick-ass all time low, even for her.

I thought she was going to start bawling right there. Sure, she used me. But I'm hot. I understand wanting to get a piece of this.

But Finn and St. Jerk?

She should have known they wouldn't get it. After all, they'll never understand what it's like to be a smoking hot Jew.

I guess it just proves I'm not the only fuck-up in Glee club.

Hell, even Berry makes mistakes.