The Two Morons

By Samhoku

Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings or any of the characters. I have permission to use my sister and myself. xD

Chapter.

"Gandalf!" Frodo yelled, sitting up from his nightmare.

Sam asked him something and Frodo muttered something in return. Veronica looked at the two hobbits and smiled a little. She felt bad for Mister Frodo, he was having bad dreams about Gandalf a lot. But Veronica hadn't been sleeping much better then him.


Samantha, Legolas, Gimili, and Aragorn where running across the field at a high rate. Gimili fell down the side of the thing and made a funny noise. Samantha laughed at him and seconds later she fell down.

Legolas grinned back at them and said, "Come on Gimili, Samantha, we are gaining on them!"

"We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous on short distances." Gimili said, sprinting and trying to keep up. Samantha gasped and weezed then followed him, falling and then catching her balance and stayed two or three steps behind the dwarf.

"They run as if their masters where behind them." Legolas said as if he where not even running.

Samantha stayed quiet and focused on her breathing, she was really starting to hate her asthma. Gimili looked at Samantha and asked, out of breath, "Are you alright, lass?"

Samantha nodded and gave him a grin, showing that she was a good sport.

Aragorn stopped and Samantha flew over his head, landing on her back, and making a funny oofing noise as Aragorn said, "The Leaves of Lorian fall." Legolas not Aragorn looked very concerned about Samantha.

Gimili stopped and helped the girl up, "Are you alright, lass?" He chuckled when Samantha nodded and jogged to catch up with the two taller men.

Aragorn looked at Samantha and asked, "What took you so long?" Then he went on his speech about an evil that lurked. Then they all hid behind a rock as the horseman went past them.

"Riders of Rohan! What news from the Mark?" Aragorn yelled and the horsemen turned and came towards them. Samantha eeped and hid behind Aragorn as they all came around them.

"What business does Elf, a Man, a Dwarf, and a Women have in the rivermark? Speak quickly!" The obnoxious man said.

"Give me your name horsemaster, and I will give you mine." Gimili said dryly and rudely.

Samantha face palmed and stayed behind Aragorn. Trust the dwarf to get himself killed.

"I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground." He snarled at Gimili.

"You would die before your sword fell!" Legolas said and pointed the arrow at the man.

Aragorn pushed the tip of the arrow down, "I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, this is Gimili son of Gloin and Legolas of the Woodlen relm and Samantha of Brandywine. We are friends of Rohan, and of Theodin your king."

"Theodin doesn't recognize friend from foe, not even his own kin." He took off his helmet and said, "My men remain loyal to Rohan, for that we are banished."