"Well, Dean, I hate to say–"
"Sam, I swear, if the next words that comes out of your mouth are 'I told you so' or any variation thereof, I will shove this double-barrel up your–"
"DEAN!"
"–and pull the trigger! Twice!"
"That gun is filled with rock salt."
"If you think that rock salt won't do any damage to your derriere, I will shoot you just to prove a point."
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