Did you like the Inheritance Cycle?
We hope you are as we are proud to present you with Eragon The Movie! Be wowed at the stunning special effects that make Saphira grow several feet in just a few moments!And makes Brom be a complete dick and just burn down the barn when Eragon's uncle dies. And if you think that is incredible, just wait as we present to you the real way of how Eragon discovered Brom's past, not when he was dying but rather as a random event that was warranted by no evidence of any kind. But that's not all, be amazed as Eragon breaks into Gil'ead to free Arya, so what he had no way of knowing that was the place the Empire was keeping her, but so what?
And if you think that Brom will die a slow, painful meaningful, spiritual death, think again as he is just randomly stabbed by a shade! WTF?
And do you remember how the journey took place all over the land, to the sea and through a great dessert? Well f*** that, as Eragon just decides to go right to the Varden with very little to go on.
Do you remember when Eragon Killed Durza underground, well screw that we'll just have him be randomnly flicked into the Shade's heart. Why not?
If you love Lord of the Rings, you'll just barely tolerate Eragon.
So are you excited?
Yeah neither am I.